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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

After 5 rounds he's only in 17th place? for shame Busi

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit should get this as his avatar.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

jyrka posted:

Doesn't have to be, no. They're banned from FIFA football though if they do the blind stuff.

Unless they have DemoniusX as goalkeeper I have no idea how they score a goal.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

jyrka posted:

This will have 2 goals scored in it but also it's quite interesting to watch outside of the goals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXLj258ZJ1Q

Wow I take it back, its actually quite impressive how well they play.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Cronaldo doing a Mckayla, nice.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'


:3: PAPI

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hahahaha Villa owns

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I read a book called Futebol The Brazilian Way by Alex Bellos and it has the story of Garrincha who was Brazil's second best footballer during Pele's time and how he died piss poor and forgotten, it wasn't until he actually died that people remembered he existed, really sad story.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

What is this?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Eau de MacGowan posted:

wheres that hyperbolic barca-loving geordie commentator barking "like a jedi knight" when it might actually be appropriate here

Hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ewar Woowar posted:

Is that a two for second best player in the world?

He's finally learnt to accept his place.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Vegetable posted:

Sid Lowe's article on him sums it up perfectly; how on earth was he hidden for so long?

What do you mean hidden? He's been a phenomenal player for years, he was great for Spain in Euro 08 too.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Vegetable posted:

Is it so hard to understand that he never got the chance to play in the Champion's League. He's been underexposed. That's literally all I meant by "hidden". If you guys are so keen to hop on the "sperglord who doesn't watch La Liga" accusation, just consider a La Liga watcher who, until this season, never got to watch Luka Modric. It's always a pity when the best players don't play on the biggest stage.

Except Santi Cazorla played in the Champions League and Europa League with Villarreal.

Even the most clueless La Liga watcher knew who was Luka Modric before his arrival at RM.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mickolution posted:



From Pies excellent series, Friday Flashback: 20 Brilliant Vintage Panini Football Stickers

(links is to the most recent one, the others are at the bottom of that article)

Wow Steve Mackenzie, who ate all the pies indeed.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I wonder what's with all the American Liverpool fans, there seem to be a lot of celebrities who are Liverpool fans.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

euroboy posted:



60 year old footballers

Zanetti owns, but really if you want to see how Messi will look like when he's old just look at his dad, it's really just Lionel with wrinkles.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Mickolution posted:







And here's Bobby Moore in a similar photo



A very unfortunate time to be a man posing with a bunch of children in the UK in my opinion.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Kun gave Messi a present

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Tortuga posted:

I had no idea bidets were intended for genital use as well for asses. God, I'm such a barbarian!

Clearly you only hang out with English women.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Party in the UAE posted:

Red and Blue mixed = yellow

Congratulations, you failed preschool.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Rocchi is an awful ref I wouldn't be surprised if he's on payroll from Juve.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I don't know wtf he said

He was asked about where should Barca play if Catalunya gains independence and he replied very politely that it wasn't his business he's just a player.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
He looks like a big baby

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

partipo posted:

The best part is his teammate proceeding to do the worm away as he looks completely shocked at the card.

hahaha yes that was great

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
First time I've seen the gunnersaurus, that's hilarious, wish more clubs had mascots.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
La Belle Zlatan, both Swedish, both play for PSG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwQfR7BS4a8

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Ronaldo lost 20kg for a reality show.

From 118 kg to 98kg.



I bet he could still score 20+ goals in any of the top 3 European leagues.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

He will always walk alone.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
If you want to see a a guy as crazy as Pepe looks for videos of David Navarro, both Pepe and Navarro deserve to be shot to the sun.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

Not a picture, but this is funny nonetheless

(In Italian) http://sport.sky.it/sport/calcio_estero/2012/12/27/ibrahimovic_verbo_zlatanare_dizionario_svedese_sprakradet.html

Apparently the group that introduces new words in to Swedish has added zlatanera, from Ibra's name of course, to the language, a word meaning to "dominate" or to "do something with a lot of force/power". Is there anything like that in English, where a player's name has been verb'd? In Italian we have "fare una cassanata" from Cassano, which is to do something insane or incredibly stupid, but I can't think of any others.

e: Ah, found one in English: http://www.thelocal.se/45298/20121227/#.UNyDE2__l8F

Zlatan owns so much.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ninpo posted:

De Gea has the best distribution of a United keeper since Schmeichel.

Van der Saar was honestly awful at this, I remember one game where every time he tried to pass the ball to a ManU player it inevitably fell on a Barca player instead.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

JunkDeluxe posted:

How some defender havent been super pissed yet, and broken his leg i don't understand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbM-KFVmreM

To be fair some of these players are not defenders, but still fun to watch them get run over.

Messi has owned pretty much all of Manchester United's players at this point.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I bet Messi speaks better Japanese than Sergio Ramos does English.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
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I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Paperhouse posted:

I don't get it

Casillas is being benched by Mourinho, so when Adan was red carded and Casillas had to play Cristiano offered the captains armband which he refused.

gently caress beaten

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Yeah that was great

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hahaha good job

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
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I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hecko posted:

He bought that jacket second hand from Maradona.


Everything about this picture is scary.

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