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The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Vegetable posted:

Was it ever established whose cock was that

Park, I'm pretty sure

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Semprini posted:

It was Man Utd's back then, but it now belongs to Real Madrid.

ok nevermind this post was better

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Feb 17, 2007

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Gigi Galli posted:

Stolen from Stim's post in the Serie A thread



Galliani got Bojan a Bojan face cake for his birthday after he signed for Milan

Bojan is starting to look a lot like the guy who played the kid in home alone isn't he

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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The problem with this image is that it can forever be countered by a .gif of Ronaldo heel-flicking the ball over Pique and making him look like a right tit


E: still hilarious, though.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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He's not wrong though. Ronaldo dragged Madrid to one of the most competitive La Liga titles ever, including scoring the winner at Camp Nou, and stood out at the EUROs more than any individual on the Spanish team. If Portugal had a striker worth a drat, they could have gone all way.

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Feb 17, 2007

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vyelkin posted:

He'll fit right in with our Skinhead XI:

code:
             Reina
Johnson  Skrtel  Agger  Enrique
       Spearing  Shelvey
   ???        Cole      ???
              ???
We need some attackers to shave their heads.

I'm not sure you want Luis Suarez to shave his head tbqh

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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He looks like he's just passed someone from a neighbouring country to the left hand side..

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Feb 17, 2007

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TraderStav posted:

"Look At This rear end in a top hat Yelling In Some Guy’s Face Because He Wouldn’t Sit Down At A Soccer Game"

http://deadspin.com/5941786/look-at-this-rear end in a top hat-yelling-in-some-guys-face-because-he-wouldnt-sit-down-at-a-soccer-game



I hate everyone involved with this story.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Holy


poo poo

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Feb 17, 2007

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Byolante posted:

I hope he appeals and gets sentenced to playing him missing the penalty and crying before every game he ever plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GENmS26j3B0

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Feb 17, 2007

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JingleBells posted:

Two and a half minutes of the outside of Johan Cruyff's right foot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmsdt0Yo9zQ
:allears:

Can we get this tape to Antonio Valencia stat

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Feb 17, 2007

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Does he ever wear a shirt?

Would you if you were that ripped? Honestly?

Because if it were me, every day would be Peter André day

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Feb 17, 2007

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Ewar Woowar posted:

Inzaghi is the best.

This. He'd score a 1 yard tap-in with his knee in the 94th minute to make it 5-0 and celebrate like he just won the World Cup

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Feb 17, 2007

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

(Was originally gonna say this about Jan Molby but I can't find any interviews with him from his playing days and his accent now is just pure scouse. I wonder what it is about Danish people (and Icelandic people too for some reason) that makes them so receptive to picking up British regional accents?)

We learn English from an early enough age and are beaten over the head with the fact that our country is small and meaningless so we have a lot to "build on" so to speak.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

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Can someone put up one at Old Trafford that goes NOT THIS ONE WAYNE

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Feb 17, 2007

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I saw that Zidane movie in cinemas a few years back and even the greatest footballer of my time was a bit boring when filmed nonstop for 90 minutes so I can't imagine sitting through Emile 'But what will we do about Wayne Rooney' Heskey

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Feb 17, 2007

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jyrka posted:

Hey if anyone wants to feel old then know that Alen Halilovic was born after Euro 1996 ended. Ok bye.

gently caress

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Feb 17, 2007

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If I had a lot of money the first thing I'd do is find out who does Beckham's wardrobe because drat

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Feb 17, 2007

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He's well 'ard

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Feb 17, 2007

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best quality I could find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xx4BsBr2fU

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Feb 17, 2007

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euroboy posted:

Well we have a lot of proud moments to be honest.

Like winning the Euros in 1992. Oh wait no, that was us, sorry.

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Feb 17, 2007

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Bea Nanner posted:

This person is obviously mid chicken dance. I see no issue here.

So when I do the chicken dance I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It's more realistic

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Feb 17, 2007

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Oh god. Someone needs to post that NO GHOSTING scene from Community asap because that poo poo is disturbing

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Feb 17, 2007

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hecko posted:

Isco against Valencia



He's no Darron Gibson

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Feb 17, 2007

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michaellaudrupsubshimselfon.gif

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Feb 17, 2007

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TyChan posted:

Have a Torres rabona:



My browser didn't want to render this .gif for some reason and glitched out but I think the end result was fairly torres.jpg:

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Feb 17, 2007

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red card for denying himself an obvious scoring opportunity

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Feb 17, 2007

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Does this mean Chelsea fans now get to go "kiss the ring, bitch" when we make fun of their shithouse club?

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Feb 17, 2007

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His shirt in the first picture says it better than anything I could say in reply to those pictures

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sircozzie posted:

To be honest RvP and Hart don't look too chuffed

they were probably on a date

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Feb 17, 2007

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This was pointed out in another thread

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Feb 17, 2007

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look closer; it's the same guy

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Feb 17, 2007

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Drogadon posted:

Did Terry cry? I assume he didn't because there would be millions of gifs here celebrating the evnt.

No but let's pretend he did and it looked like this

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Feb 17, 2007

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For £24m I'd expect him to at least hit some of the notes tbh

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Feb 17, 2007

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Fat Guy Sexting posted:

The most you can do nowadays is let the grass grow out, the pitch sizes are fixed now at the start of each season.

Is this some sort of innuendo

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Feb 17, 2007

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

Hmm, an aquarium as a wall close to a pool table. What could possibly go wrong?

I wouldn't be able to play half a game in that room before there were fish everywhere

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Feb 17, 2007

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I do a fair bit of volunteer work with a bunch of guys with down's and they're just the best to be around to be honest. I've never gotten so many hugs in my life.

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Feb 17, 2007

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The face he pulls to the camera after she asks if he's a farmer, outstanding

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Feb 17, 2007

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beedeebee posted:

But the announcer calls it "one of THE goals of Euro 2008". :confused:

No, Gio "scored one of THE goals of Euro 2008 [and now this]", referring to his incredible counter-attack goal against either Italy or France where he was marking a post on a corner and 7 seconds later scored at the other end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR9X44JDtuA&t=106s

E: Wait sorry I mixed them up, the one he scored was another one, he played a big part in that one too though.

The Mash fucked around with this message at 11:56 on Feb 6, 2013

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