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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Time for some old classics:






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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Which Arsenal defender is this in the gif?

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Jan 2, 2011

tbp posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTsg8PFvauo

Legitimately one of the best games, regardless of it ending Liverpool's title momentum :(

This made me sad because it reminded me how good Nando used to be. :(

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

c0burn posted:

Enrique has a new haircut...



Scouse as gently caress

He'll fit right in with our Skinhead XI:

code:
             Reina
Johnson  Skrtel  Agger  Enrique
       Spearing  Shelvey
   ???        Cole      ???
              ???
We need some attackers to shave their heads.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TraderStav posted:

The next Messi will be Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW_DTmES4XM

(Eight year old football prodigy)

Until he realizes he has a grandfather from Zimbabwe and decides to play for them instead.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Paul Stalteri, Craig Forrest and Jason De Vos are all old and/or retired now, but they were pretty successful (or at least they played a lot) in Europe for a while.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Also Wilshere's been at Arsenal since like 2001 or something but just wasn't in the first team the whole time.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

PirateBob posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2B-ZUoKf4o

30 seconds of ownage tackles. Haven't seen that much vigor from United players in a long time. Hernandez and Scholes :xd:

I loved watching this live. It was a refreshing change of pace.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This is actually amazing and makes Jenkinson incredibly endearing to me if it's real.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

skirth posted:

What's only been nine years?

Clichy spent nine years at Arsenal, so he and Wenger know each other pretty well.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Where's his €100,000 fine, UEFA?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
That's awesome, I'm proud of the club for taking part.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Whilst it is awesome, I can't imagine why anyone would want to get married at a football ground. I mean I love City, but I wouldn't want my wedding at Eastlands.

For content, this woman (nutter), made her wedding dress out of old City shirts:



Wasn't this the woman who stole her fiance's old jersey collection and had them made into her wedding dress as a 'surprise'?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

luvd posted:

His eyes are firmly on the ball. Don't think it was particularly malicious.

Doesn't really matter though.

For example, even if De Jong is watching the ball here he should still go off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciAK9Aoq1wo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Voluspa posted:

4 posts above



They've really expanded Old Trafford I see.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Hey everybody I figured you could use a big old dose of Zlatan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0fChS-Zc_I

Numbers 11, 19, 21, 25, 29 are all great.

I also love the celebration in 8.

Also 12 is pretty much a perfect penalty.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I don't think it's him. Have you seen pictures of Ronaldo recently? He's waaaay fatter than that.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
This is the best possible angle of the Neuer goal, in massive resolution. Linked because it's enormous.

http://i.imgur.com/s9PGF.jpg

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

hecko posted:

Mark Wahlberg claims yet another victim


This really is the gif that keeps on giffing. Every time I watch it I never remember just how long it goes on for.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Humphrey Vasel posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdl7XrZDvb4

Not sure if this has been posted, apologies if so.

This is amazing. Manchester City have the absolute best PR department.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

belgend posted:

Right, can we at least until they're 16 or so to start salivating over kid footballers? Ffs I thought it was bad when I heard people here go on about how "this kid's already 18 and still at <wherever>, can't be that good"

Already 8 years old and still at Anderlecht? He'll never amount to anything.



In other news, here are some recent highlights from http://awkwardfootballphotoshoots.tumblr.com/







vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


Thanks Byolante.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
If that story's true, I can't imagine anyone associated with Madrid picking Mourinho over Casillas.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This is the Thai team Robbie Fowler used to play for, I wonder if it was originally his idea.

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Jan 2, 2011

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
You may notice that greyshirtman is hosted at the site of our very own gifman, cadfael.tv. The gifs that work link to other sites.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

T Fowl posted:

This one is an amazing photograph.

Glen Jonson in the background makes it for me.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Really enjoyed this, he seems like a genuinely decent bloke.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Tall players standing next to short players will never not be funny.







vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

This is great, always loved Zokora kicking the poo poo out of him but didn't realize it was a team-wide thing.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Also, considering Hulk Hogan's predicting skills I'm pretty sure he knows more about football than Piers Morgan.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

The Gadfly posted:

I tried to turn on youtube's automatic CC, but apparently it's just as confused as I am.

Here's your transcript, see if you can translate it:

That girl according to Youtube automatic captions posted:

Scott's fault that night purple drat three hawkeye ... xd. Don't forget about that. Upset. Upset. City he's gotten deeper into a need to be about sixties but instead a plus itself might not be considered for consenting adults some. Hamas and you can depart unless he felt lemans at de com fall fund the Indianapolis default but now it after that yes. Simply not on our need for twenty baht. It's not that great yes promised off a box art c_n_n_'s every yes bunnies club decked out like i can give you for coming might have something to get off of expired. It's a detached start!

See, it makes perfect sense! :v:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Homura posted:

without nando we don't have any good looking men on our team :(

Martin Kelly begs to differ.









Unrelated:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Goal of the month!.....ok so it's just City, but goals are good.

Goal of the month really has to be Aguero vs Liverpool, it was outrageous.

Why don't the City youth players get their names posted, though?

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Tsaedje posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-21749312

tldr: A welsh ladies side has a goal difference in their league of -218 after just 10 games.
  • 0-5 v Northop Hall
  • 0-18 v Port Talbot Town
  • 0-10 v Wrexham
  • 0-18 v Cardiff Metro University
  • 0-26 v Llandudno Junction
  • 0-36 v Newcastle Emlyn
  • 0-21 v Port Talbot Town
  • 1-14 v Caernarfon Town
  • 0-28 v Aberystwyth Town
  • 0-43 v Cardiff Metro University

I like it that their silver lining is "We're letting pretty much anyone who shows up at the club play on the pitch, so don't be put off by the enormous losses because this could be your chance to impress actual good teams."

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