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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

I like him too, I remember when he scored 4 at anfield. Can't understand what went wrong...

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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXnoQdEunE

Unusual penalty, very clever.

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Mar 3, 2004

Ninpo posted:

Or remove exactly all the skin from your thigh.

this, and then somebody blasts the ball against the newly exposed area of pink flesh

E: CONTENT!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfzF0wS6ls

Nice flick imo, could have done with a slightly better touch bringing it down but im not exactly going to get on his twitter to tell him.

Thirteenth Step fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Aug 30, 2012

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Mar 3, 2004


ahahaha

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Mar 3, 2004

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Mar 3, 2004


Sorry but I cant physically watch the rest of that, the bit where he mispronounces his name was the moment

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Oh jesus christ he's got a few of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52xGjbOywQ

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

drat Samir Nasri, you got SERVED SON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u56kJjrlXuI

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Mar 3, 2004

Vegetable posted:

His repeated kissing of the badge oh god

For some reason I found this harder to watch than his utterly awful chants.

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Mar 3, 2004

PirateBob posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2B-ZUoKf4o

30 seconds of ownage tackles. Haven't seen that much vigor from United players in a long time. Hernandez and Scholes :xd:

It'a nice to see a ref that correctly see's all of that as legal

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Mar 3, 2004

pissy smelliott posted:

Yeah Liverpool do it too it owns

West Brom do a thing where the players come out of the dressing room and the walking to the tunnel which usually lasts for like 2 mins not the in depth thing like that city vid

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Ninpo posted:

Proper lol'd in the office at this, he shits on that Arsenal child.

I think the badge kissing arsenal child still holds the most terrible title, at least this guy puts the right amounts of syllables into his songs and makes an attempt to make it rhyme

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Mar 3, 2004

T. Mascis posted:

lol



e: lmao



lmao

do they not realise this is only Emile loving Heskey, they're going to want him dead in a few weeks

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

I love Gary Lineker

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Mar 3, 2004

trem_two posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3W9W1nJnkI

Crap penalty, somehow even worse attempt to stop it.

This literally sums up women's football

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Wrong thread

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Mar 3, 2004

West Brom made a big picture the other day.

http://tag.huggity.com/fanpic/028-2012-zoopla-wba-chelsea/app/index.php

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Mar 3, 2004

Wirth1000 posted:

That is going to be one good looking baby.

Pretty much this.

E: I didn't see you post finn dont ban me pls

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Mar 3, 2004

mikewozere posted:

Jack Wilshere needs to get beat down by someone. He is the least threatening person I've ever seen try to be threatening.





I was about to post this but didn't because I thought I'd attract the wrath of the arsenal fans but he's a right turd, he could walk under a car with a top hat on and yet somehow he's always getting in peoples faces.

If he gets sent off for England in an important game im going to lose my poo poo.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Is she the ref who got her tits felt up by that player?

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Mar 3, 2004

Xeno posted:

This is glorious and I am embarrassed I did not know it existed until now.

I've never seen it either amazingly, the speed of which he hits the deck is very satisfying.

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Mar 3, 2004

T. Mascis posted:

I honestly enjoy this guy's stupid vids a lot, his voice cracks me the gently caress up

I enjoyed his vid when Van Persie announced he was leaving arsenal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKksMZdJdgY

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Mar 3, 2004

El Hefe posted:

Ronaldo lost 20kg for a reality show.

From 118 kg to 98kg.



I bet he could still score 20+ goals in any of the top 3 European leagues.

I'd like to see him given one last Brazil game in this condition, it was tough to watch a seriously overweight Ronaldo spooning a shot over and wide and falling on his arse from 6 yards in a yellow shirt, my childhood self shed a single tear.

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Mar 3, 2004

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Mar 3, 2004


please tell me this was on the way into the training ground or something so he saw it

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Mar 3, 2004

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

This is worse than that kid who does the chants in his bedroom. :stare:

Its really not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8GE5u0H1HM

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Mar 3, 2004

Eau de MacGowan posted:

this was in the linked videos, i think it might be his dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RcZIeb9AuA

Hahaha the guitar solo bit "WATCH THOSE FINGERS MOVE" and I nearly lost my poo poo when it said "it's in the key of E" lmao

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Mar 3, 2004

Babby Thatcher posted:

he knows what it's like to be involved with genuinely terrible shooting

Haha :tviv:

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Mar 3, 2004

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Mar 3, 2004

El Hefe posted:

Everything about this picture is scary.

I bet there was a monumental amount of cocaine consumed in that hotel room that night.

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Mar 3, 2004

Eau de MacGowan posted:

There must be a ghost that hangs around the City training grounds that makes them get monumentally stupid pool tables, I guess it found a new host after stevie left



His entire house is SHOCKING

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

lovely Fuckboy posted:

Someone's been skipping leg day.

And every other day by the looks of things

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

haha I didn't even recognise him

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Mar 3, 2004

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

My favourite Cronaldo moment of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twn7_4dWS5Q

Still makes me chuckle.

Go on James :getin:

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


Hahaha I forgot how awful he was, makes Squillaci seem half decent.

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Mar 3, 2004

Also Nasri is stupid for walking with the Arsenal fans, however I thought it'd provoke more of a reaction to be honest. That woman was so annoying, one day ill invent a device that allows me to punch people in the face via YouTube.

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Mar 3, 2004

TheGoatFeeder posted:

Not sure how many of you remember Michael Johnson. He came through the City academy and was lauded as one of the best prospects of his generation, pre ADUG many said he'd go onto to be the best player to ever play for the club and would surpass the great Colin Bell.

He scored a couple of stunning goals against Derby and Aston Villa. We even reportedly turned down £12M for him when we didn't have 2 pennies to rub together.

Sadly, he picked up a couple of serious injuries in his younger days (much like our supposed and ill-fated last great Paul Lake), however unlike most young professional footballers, Jack Wilshere etc, Johnson decided the best way to get back to full fitness was to get pissed, not work on his rehibilitation and generally fritter away what he earnt.

This was him then:

This is him now (apparently taken this week), entering the last 6 months of his contract at the end of his footballing career at only 24:

Such a loving waste...

Jesus. Christ. :stare:

Love the commentary on that second video "Hold the back page, Manchester City have scored at home!"

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Mar 3, 2004


I hate it when couples do this, urgh.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Lineker was great on twitter, loved it when he poo poo all over Piers Morgan when piers called him a small time minnow with fewer viewers than him.

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Mar 3, 2004

Ninpo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndhmdwIswp8

The lad really does deserve more credit than he gets, he's pulled off just as good if not better this season.

Christ, that header at 3:48 was almost behind him when he got his hand to it.

He really is an amazing shot-stopper. He just needs a couple of years in the gym to out-muscle a few defenders.

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