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Kirk Vikernes posted:This popped up on Facebook Marketplace this morning. Luckily, I hadn't eaten yet. Poor thing got grotesquely butchered by a plastic surgeon; monstrous Brazilian butt lift and way too much lip filler and Botox It should sue the doctor imo
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I am continually amazed at how lovely these are.
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CommieGIR posted:I am continually amazed at how lovely these are. The impressive thing is we knew they were going to be huge piles of poo poo and they managed to be even worse than expected.
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Isn't that the truck that was built for, and subsequently wrecked in the wrecker games?
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WTFBEES posted:The impressive thing is we knew they were going to be huge piles of poo poo and they managed to be even worse than expected. They're shitboxes built to surpass all other shitboxes. Name a famously bad car and I bet it's still better than a Cybrtr<kk.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:They're shitboxes built to surpass all other shitboxes. Name a famously bad car and I bet it's still better than a Cybrtr<kk. even like 70s british saloons are at worst on par with it
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:They're shitboxes built to surpass all other shitboxes. Name a famously bad car and I bet it's still better than a Cybrtr<kk. Cadillac Seville (with the 8-6-4 or diesel), Ford Pinto, Chevy Vega, Cadillac Cimarron, Pontiac Aztek?
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Number_6 posted:Cadillac Seville (with the 8-6-4 or diesel), Ford Pinto, Chevy Vega, Cadillac Cimarron, Pontiac Aztek? I'd rather drive any of those than a Cvhrtck, yes.
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Here's the deal: if your Pontiac Aztec breaks down, you can find any part you'll ever need, in stock, for $75 tops at any Auto Zone. You'll be back on the road that afternoon after changing the part out in their parking lot. Tesla: lmao sorry you'll have to go on the Tesla app and contact corporate customer solutions to schedule a 400-mi tow to getyour six figure shitheap to the nearest service center to install some backordered parts. Please hold for the next available agent.
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Also the Aztek, being an SUV crossover thing, can actually be taken off road. Hell, even a Cadillac with an 8-6-4 would be preferable because you can presumably replace the engine with something that runs correction when the 8-6-4 inevitably destroys itself. And in a Pinto you only have to worry about a fire if it gets into an accident, which is more than you can say for Teslas. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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Number_6 posted:Cadillac Seville (with the 8-6-4 or diesel), Ford Pinto, Chevy Vega, Cadillac Cimarron, Pontiac Aztek? Those can go more than 10k miles before completely dying
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The Pontiac Aztec may be hideous, but it’s vastly more reliable and practical than a Cyber Truck. Its tent package cost a mere $150 dollars. Plus it has way more cargo space. There’s even this detachable tray that slides in and out for easily loading of your groceries.
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People have been making fun of how few Cybertruks have been sold but I swear to gently caress they must all have been sold in central Florida because I see a new one almost every drat day
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Azteks are sort of ugly but I never thought of them as bad cars in any sense of that word. It’s sort of a shame they didn’t sell well
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Scratch Monkey posted:Azteks are sort of ugly but I never thought of them as bad cars in any sense of that word. It’s sort of a shame they didn’t sell well The biggest issue with the Aztek is that it was ahead of its time. It's far less ugly than a lot of current cars.
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Scratch Monkey posted:Azteks are sort of ugly but I never thought of them as bad cars in any sense of that word. It’s sort of a shame they didn’t sell well I’ve come to accept that Aztek as a car that was widely derided but only because it was the first in a major shift towards CUVs. Had it come out 5 years later it would never have achieved its famously ugly status.
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Famously bad? I like to talk poo poo about the cyber cuck because it makes me feel like a big man to talk poo poo anD have the cool kids agree and high five me, but I need to know what criteria we're looking for? Some really lovely cars were already named, but as mentioned they have some redeeming features (in hindsight). I don't pay enough attention to cars these days to really know anymore. A vinfast product?
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Mill Village posted:The Pontiac Aztec may be hideous, but it’s vastly more reliable and practical than a Cyber Truck. Its tent package cost a mere $150 dollars. Plus it has way more cargo space. There’s even this detachable tray that slides in and out for easily loading of your groceries. lol I saw a 80’s Grand Marquis yesterday that has more ground clearance than most SUVs, and is more practical than the CT
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Kirk Vikernes posted:This popped up on Facebook Marketplace this morning. Luckily, I hadn't eaten yet.
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Data Graham posted:People have been making fun of how few Cybertruks have been sold Thats not something I would think is wise to mock because Tesla are not able to make them all that quickly ATM, they have sold all the bloody things they can build  Unfortuantly I think Tesla are going to sell a shitload more once they get their production sorted out. Which really fuckign sucks, the Incel camino is a vehicle I deeply believe should never have been allowed to be on a public street.
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Thats not something I would think is wise to mock because Tesla are not able to make them all that quickly ATM, they have sold all the bloody things they can build I don't remember if it was here or the YOSPOS Musk thread, but there was a picture of a parking lot full of these things. What I took from the picture is that they built more than they are able to actually sell. (The same as their other models.)
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DarkSol posted:I don't remember if it was here or the YOSPOS Musk thread, but there was a picture of a parking lot full of these things. What I took from the picture is that they built more than they are able to actually sell. (The same as their other models.) Either that or those Cybertruks failed to pass QC... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding? Still, those units could be so hosed up right off the line that any customer with
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DarkSol posted:I don't remember if it was here or the YOSPOS Musk thread, but there was a picture of a parking lot full of these things. What I took from the picture is that they built more than they are able to actually sell. (The same as their other models.) Parking lots full of a few days production is completely normal for all car makers so I wouldnt read too much into that - when it gets price cut AND there's loads of inventory then thats more of a different story
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The good news is that the government finally got off its fat rear end and is finally doing some stuff to mitigate the danger FSD presents. Apparently half of crashes studied could have been prevented if Tesla was more responsible, who knew?
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Olympic Mathlete posted:https://twitter.com/dblcapcrimpin/status/1779138976021983425?t=agAzkKwI7aMKXLo44VCl0Q&s=19  Is this structure all die-cast aluminum? That seems interesting but since it's on the Cybertruck I assume it's bad.
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Yeah they call it gigacasting
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It's not bad in and of itself, but heavy vehicles generally have sections of relatively flat welded/bolted/otherwise attatched boxed frames because they carry more weight and will flex the frame more than a car with less weight would. Especially over the rear differential, where cargo is supposed to be loaded into the bed and weight is put on the rear of the frame assembly while towing. You don't want that stress damaging other parts of the vehicle and you don't need other parts of the vehicle to be strong enough handle those kinds of streses A truck frame  Vs an integral frame used on most passenger cars  E: not that it is an integral frame, rather showing the types of things to look at when designing a frame and why they're important The Door Frame fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Takeyari: cool This poo poo: not cool https://twitter.com/motorforms/status/1784610820858528022?t=Us_Yt2q71ZunV1YZdk4POg&s=19
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Takeyari: cool Why the gently caress did they cut the video before it tries to go underneath the traffic light? Weak
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Olympic Mathlete posted:Takeyari: cool At a show? Based On a public road? This is why we can't have nice things
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Enos Cabell posted:Why the gently caress did they cut the video before it tries to go underneath the traffic light? Weak Because they smashed into the traffic lights, and don't want to post the admission of liability on the internet.
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I like to think it's got a really flexible section, and the verticals are attached to some sort of spring loaded wire so going under traffic lights and low bridges is fine. Just don't back up. I'm sure it doesn't.
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