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Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

parrhesia posted:

indicator of just how terrible American drivers actually are.

We only need to take a written and then behind the wheel test to drive. I think I passed it with like 20 hours behind the wheel.

I had no loving clue what I was doing, and passed with flying colors.

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Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Crustashio posted:

I found "emergency genie bottle" pretty funny, and I don't know why.

That's cause it really is, cause only a genie will save you now after driving aaallll the way to you home town without even bothering to see what it meant. Then when the other lights come on you just slow down a bit right?

That relationship didn't last long.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid
A true American ankle

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

daslog posted:

I check the bidding history; the winning bid was 810 dollars. That's Far more than it deserved.

Reserve wasn't met though, so it didn't even sell.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Aurune posted:

This definitely qualifies for this thread.

"Drifting a Celica"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQvZNay27fo

In this video you will find.
1) This video performed by professionals.
2) Trying to "Drift" a front wheel drive car.
3) Complete and utter failure to do a handbrake turn
4) Trying to be funny.
5) Getting under a car supported only by a scissor jack.
6) Failing to understand how and why they failed.

I have never seen someone death grip a car. What the hell, he just stopped turning...

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid
It's snowing, so likely icing on the bridges.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

jamal posted:

Well all jeep doors come off, right?

From watching a lifted jeep rollover in what had to be a <15mph accident: Yes, all the doors come off, almost comically.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

leica posted:

How is that trolling nascar?

By giving money to a start and park team I hope.

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Zemyla posted:

Well, poo poo, do you have a link to the thread?

He posts in the Making Games thread and the Game Developement one. Can't remember his name, but this is his game.

http://www.scrapsgame.com/

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Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

Memento posted:

Tuscon, AZ. He's in jail. He's going to be there for a while.

quote:

Deputies say they asked Wilson about the crash and he said he did not know what he was going to do because that car was his life.

Hopefully the prosecuter can get that little wonderful nugget into the courtroom

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