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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Sinestro posted:

It's a BL car, some of them probably left the factory like that.
:science: It's from the Leyland-ownership era, but just scrapes in prior to it becoming the British Leyland clusterfuck. Leyland themselves really weren't too bad at all, it was being paired to the sea-anchor that was BMH to form BLMC that did them over.

If they had set Dawn Of The Dead in late-sixties Britain, you would probably have found Harold Wilson handcuffing the infected to healthy but unsuspecting survivors in the hope it'd help them to stop wallowing in their silly zombie nonsense.

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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Octopus Magic posted:

I dunno, I've always considered the dudes who go around to parking lots with their hood up and a folding chair to be the most boring, insufferable guys, be they import tooners, corvette owners, or british car owners.
I don't think British car guys should be lumped in with the others. Spend enough time in a parking lot with your bonnet up, and you're going to learn to keep a folding chair with you for next time.

some texas redneck posted:

If you recognize that quote, then TCC is leaking again


CD, surely?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I think his point was probably more that it's likely a fake one.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Poing posted:

That's some Vitamin J poo poo in the front.
It's easy to see who's been to the mudhole/Walmart/Big Jim's Rib Night Spectacular and who hasn't.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Cakefool posted:

I can't imagine how badly an MGB with a Russian v8 would handle. I'd like to find out though.
Probably no worse than with a cast-iron straight six in it. That added more than 200lbs for the C vs the B.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I want to see under the hood.
There's another Miata under there.

Ok, watched the Pacific Rim trailer, and while a Figaro didn't seem out of context here:


Is that a Ford Ka? In California?


I guess it's sourced from one of the South American markets. I mean, trans-dimensional portals, 300' tall monsters and mecha are one thing, but a non-CARB compliant vehicle in San Francisco?



I'm not the only one who does this, right? Right? :ohdear:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I think it's an issue with filming it, rather than the helmet itself?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

veedubfreak posted:

So car makers are trying to confuse the gently caress out of people with their naming convention like video card manufacterers eh.
One of my favourites was the rowdy little Daihatsu kei car, the Mira Avanzato TR-XX R4. Nothing like a few Rs and Xs to let you know we popped a few chillies into the mix for this one.

It's like Ford used to have "Zetec" as a designation for the cars which had, you know, Zetecs in them. Then it became a trim level.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
The Ford Capri was actually the second use of the name, there was a Consul Capri earlier.

VVVV: Hmm, didn't know about that one.

InitialDave fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Dec 18, 2012

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Yeah, they changed the top one to being "Titanium" just recently, though. And yes, it's Ghia as in the stylists.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

anonumos posted:

How else can you say you have a 10 second car?
That's why we have 1/8 miles...

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Viggen posted:

A black Carlsson! :swoon:
From now on, that's what you should call Absolut and coke.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Devyl posted:

It's not a "proper" car (for me anyways) until Chevrolet gets off their stuck-in-the-past attitude about keeping the engine in the front. Make it rear-engine, shorten the front by a good bit and now we're talking.
I think you mean mid-engined?

But yeah, they should really build something more like a productionised Factory Five GTM. I also think the healthy approach would be to give the Camaro designers free reign to make the car as ball-out fast as they can in the top-performance version, and then tell the Corvette design team that they can do whatever they want as long as the end result is better in every way. They should have the Camaro as the tried-and-tested front-engine-RWD car, and push the Corvette further into supercar territory.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Load-bearing eco-friendly composite chassis section.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Kill-9 posted:

I wanna know how he got the 2X4 in there to start with. How'd he get it over the bend in the frame if he slid it from the back? I guess he just slipped it in through a gaping rust hole?
It's C-section. Sure, it might have been boxed from the factory, but it's C-section now.

Edit: The fact that the answer to "How did you get that through that gap?" is "C-section" amuses me.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

KozmoNaut posted:

Have some terrible car stuff, then:





It can be yours for only £30,000.

As soon as I saw it, I thought "Is that The Pratmobile?"

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

GutBomb posted:

I liked it until I saw the inside.

That's like saying you'd buy the Blues Brother's Dodge if it had a working cigarette lighter. It's meant to be everything that's wrong about the term "modified Capri".

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

tobu posted:

Some 'p' platers pulled up beside me in their RX8 and pointed repeatedly at their 'FOURDOORS4WHORES' sticker.


Ignore the watermark in the corner, this is a real advert they ran.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Hey kids, who likes ordering car parts?

My friend had a smashed mirror glass on her car, so I said I'd order one in and fit it when we met up earlier in the month (we live 200 miles from each other). Glass turned up, excellent quality, good as the original, just what I wanted, went to fit it... and it's for the wrong side. The box says it's correct, but the part itself is wrong. Order another and send it back, this one turns up and it's a stick-on glass with a cheapo fitment clip thrown in the box with it, great, thanks guys! That goes back too. At this point, they've received the message I sent them about the first one, and misinterpret what I say to send me out a replacement. Which arrives, and turns out to be another stick-on one, only this time it has the cheapo clip attached to it. No. No. No. I tell them to stop sending me parts and order one from someone else, paying extra to get it delivered quickly.

In the intervening period, I have a parcel arrive while I'm out and go to the post office to get it. It's a fourth one from the first guys, having obviously been sent out before they got my "For the love of God, stop" message. I just tell the postie to sling it back, I've got another one on the way, right?

Mirror glass from company number two arrives just in time for the weekend. One of the mounting lugs is missing from the fitment clip. Not snapped off in the packaging due to damage in transit, broken before being wrapped up and sealed. Ugggghhnnn. Ask them to send out a good one, which they are doing, but they don't understand why I want them to refund the premium I paid to have it sent by fast post. Yes, it got here on time, but I paid extra to be sure I got the part for a given date. Sending me a broken part for that date doesn't really help me much, does it?

Frankly, as long as the next one that turns up fits, I honestly don't care any more. It's been hilarious the disproportionate amount of frustration I can feel over a part that costs about a tenner and takes twenty second to fit.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
It relates to the interior comments, but I've never understood why companies building higher-end cars settle for parts bin switchgear etc. Give me a sportscar that costs £60k and has Ford Fiesta stalks and heater knobs, and the question for me is why I can't have them in machined aluminium and have it cost £61k. Even in smaller quantities, CNCing up bits like that isn't that expensive. You can buy quite nice fittings like that off the shelf anyway, there's no need for something that shouts to you about where they cut the costs right in front of your face every time you drive the car.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Of the 10 "Most Popular" stories listed down the side, 3 are about people having sex with animals.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

West SAAB Story posted:

When was the last time you checked your cookies? :crossarms:
:laugh:

I think it's because I was reading the "Horsemeat in burgers" story. I love that the American perspective on the situation lacks the "What kind of loving weirdo would eat horse? Oh yeah, the French." angle that all our stories include. :britain:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Romani ite domum!


I actually think this is fun, but it's such a bad joke that it has to go in here.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
You should put it in a plastic case and troll people about how the aerodynamic improvement gives you higher MPG and better front-end bite in corners.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Fucknag posted:

Now I wanna see an Evo done up like a Zero for shits and giggles.
I did sometimes wonder if Mitsubishi would make an EV and name it "Zero" (as in emissions, of course), only to have their American branch point out that it may not be quite the best approach from a PR perspective.

Guess that's a moot point.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
There's probably a Canadian Dodge owner who has its opposite.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

neckbeard posted:

a block over from my place - redneck done wrong


The flag's the right way round, which is more than most people can manage.

Beach Bum posted:

"Goddamn Imperialist bastards, get over it, you lost the war"
You learned to keep fire extinguishers in the White House yet?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Bear in mind that Ford/Mazda were managing to get 200bhp out of pretty much the same engine for the Japanese market, yeah, that's a bit poo poo.

Besides, it's a UK car, and you can pick up a ratty Mondeo ST200 for £500 here and nick the engine out of that. Or spend a bit more and you can have a 3.0 out of an ST220. For thirty grand, gently caress it, get the twin-turbo (300+bhp) lump out of a Noble. Hell, if you want a Ford V6-engined coupe, buy a bloody Noble.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Faerunner posted:

I believe you mean "out of a completely different engine that had a few parts in common"
KL-ZE instead of KL-DE. Same basic engine design.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Sagebrush posted:

Little shits.
I never understand the glassy-eyed, not-sure-if-he's-joking look people get when I say I don't really have a probelem with someone shooting the little fuckers. Every now and then someone decides to be self-righteous and ask "Are you really saying you value your property more than their lives?", then go and get upset when you look them dead in the eye and say "Yep".

Throatwarbler posted:

I mean I don't want to jump immedietly to any national stereotypes, but really?
No, you probably shouldn't automa.... Oh, wait, it's the Germans, to hell with it.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
If it makes you feel any better, when a neighbour's lovely kids did vandalise a car I cared about, I settled for them being evicted. I am not an idiot. However, being sensible enough not to take the law into my own hands doesn't mean I'm going to shed any tears if people who do that sort of thing have a run in with someone who will.

I'm actually a fairly nice, calm guy, I just don't particularly give a poo poo if people's decisions to act like assholes cause them to suffer a sudden and blunt object lesson in actions having consequences. Come home to find a bunch of kids using your car as a trampoline and kicking in the panels because they think it's funny and they know they are more or less untouchable, and I guarantee your viewpoint will take a sudden nosedive away from anything that could be called "bleeding heart".

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

veedubfreak posted:

Why do people like bringing attention to it.
That's not bringing attention to a fuel flap. This is bringing attention to a fuel flap:



It roughly translates as "Please be gentle when you put it in". :pedo:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Collateral Damage posted:

Redditor spotted.
Worse, it's actually someone in Japan, and I'm pretty sure they weren't being ironic when they did it. But yeah, Reddit is a cesspool.

Physical posted:

I never understood how people could not be aware of how anime looks like thinly veiled child-porn, and how by associating with it you look like a pedo. I know they aren't naked, but geez the implication of it makes it impossible for me to watch.
Depends what you're watching, really. The stereotype exists for a reason, but a statement like that is the equivalent of saying everyone who modifies a car is a twat because you've never seen anyone who wasn't a ricer.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

DJ Commie posted:

Unibodies can't really be cut up like that, they won't deform correctly in the second accident, and grinding welds removes a lot of the strength. It'd fold like a can, probably tear apart rather than just deforming.
The way they're cutting and shutting them, yes, but if they only used whole panels, and welded them along original seams, it'd probably be ok. Somehow I don't think they care, though.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


Wave your hands hardlines in the air like you just don't care.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
It's probably a Ford Sierra-based Caterham clone.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Octopus Magic posted:

Hong Kong is not the mainland :china:
If I had my way, it wouldn't even be China.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Puddin posted:

This piece of poo poo Daewoo Matiz comes screaming past at about 30kmh, turns out that when you remove the whole exhaust from one of them, it sounds exactly like a Porsche. I almost lost it laughing, it was such a weird thing to see.
I've done this with a few cheap cars. Hole in the exhaust? gently caress it, let the thing fall of (it did). A little 2.0 or whatever with an exhaust that ends where the cat should be sounds pretty gnarly at full throttle, and no-one can work out it's you.

The best trick is to pull up at a three-lane traffic light on the end lane with a cop on the far lane when there's someone in something chavvy or ricey in the middle. Then blip the throttle menacingly and watch the cops give the look of death to the hot hatch kiddies while not even noticing your anonymous beigemobile.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Giblet Plus! posted:

a walking beam is better yet
Walking beam suspension is awesome. The best application is probably the Scammell Explorer, where it's coupled with an a-framed, centre-pivot leaf on the front axle, so it has very heavy suspension in terms of carrying capacity, but is ridiculously flexible/compliant over undulations, because the springs aren't really a factor.



Also, the rear brakes use this crazy collection of rods and pivots to give all-mechanical actuation without binding during the travel.


Seeing as this is the terrible car stuff thread, here's today's terrible thing: My co-worker needed me to put some air in his tyre for him, because it looked a bit flat. It was at 5psi.

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