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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > Terrible Car Stuff - Im sorry but in this thread we measure cargo capacity in shrimp
 
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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While having a badge on the front that incites jealousy among the other moms.

* # ¿ Aug 25, 2012 06:10
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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SaNChEzZ posted:

I present to you, the Hyundai Chrome.



Complete with Hyundai center caps, front and rear badges and a license plate frame that says "Hyundai of Bel Air" which doesn't exist, and yes he means *THAT* Bel Air. Smell ya later!

:golfclap:
If I remember the story correctly, it's a guy who owns a Hyundai dealership (or maybe a few, I forget) and is paying tribute to how he made his money.

* # ¿ Aug 28, 2012 23:37
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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GutBomb posted:

Something didn't look right about this car parked in the grocery store employee parking spot.

Stop & Shop parking lot (Allston,MA)




Note the horrible seat covers in the first pic.

Not pictured (because the windows were too reflective to get a good shot) the automatic transmission shift lever.

Is this in the wrong thread?
There was one parked in the S&S lot off N. Beacon that was gold a year or so ago. Could be the same car?

* # ¿ Sep 10, 2012 21:33
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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dissss posted:

Big wing, small car

While stupid for a road car, that's actually the (probably a replica) wing off the 206 WRC car, so it's not TOTALLY out of place.

* # ¿ Nov 28, 2012 14:34
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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It's like a weird 944..

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2012 05:59
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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I actually LOLed at that. A pretty accurate :derp: face.

* # ¿ Dec 7, 2012 14:58
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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Your 'Ring sticker is about as likely to strike a conversation as your 26.2 sticker.

* # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 02:24
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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I honestly can't believe that people are proud of running a half marathon.

* # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 17:16
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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kastein posted:

holy hell there is a lot of :spergin: about dumb stickers and marathons and the ring in here.



That's some Vitamin J poo poo in the front.

* # ¿ Dec 13, 2012 19:10
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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Phy posted:

If it was just this it would be sahweet
For real. Get a more appropriate bed than the Ram one, finish the metal work on the cab and I'd say it's pretty dope!

* # ¿ Jan 15, 2013 20:24
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Jul 25, 2001

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West SAAB Story posted:

When was the last time you checked your cookies? :crossarms:

Oops! I swear it wasn't me, AdWords!

* # ¿ Jan 16, 2013 22:20
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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Holy loving deathtrap!

* # ¿ Jan 20, 2013 20:53
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Jul 25, 2001

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GutBomb posted:

Why is she the idiot when you were you going 60MPH on what's a major road with stores on it which is likely a 35/40MPH zone?
It's ok, he pulled the emergency brake.
E: in less than 1/3 of a second.

Poing fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Mar 5, 2013

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2013 16:50
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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Godholio posted:

The point has become that you don't seem to have a firm grasp of how brakes work.
Or that none of these things were physically possible in 25 feet at 60mph. What is the RT of a pro top fuel driver who is WAITING for the light to turn green?

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2013 21:25
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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Who says it didn't?

* # ¿ Mar 16, 2013 13:38
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Jul 25, 2001

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GOD IS BED posted:

Here's another Fort Worth monstrosity:



Wrong thread, that's great!

* # ¿ Mar 19, 2013 19:34
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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NoWake posted:

Track gage,

All other measurements aside;
gage up to 57 1/2" - 80mph max
gage up to 57 3/4" - 40mph max
gage up to 58" - 10mph max
gage 58"+ - walking speed, you ain't s'posed to have trains runnin' on this poo poo \
If you work in the industry, shouldn't you know how to spell "gauge"?

* # ¿ Mar 25, 2013 17:06
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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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This sounds like an argument for irregardless.

Can you show screenshots that show that official documents ask for "gage"?

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Poing
Jul 25, 2001

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Neptr posted:

I thought the rear directionals were cool idea at first, but now I just think they're stupid.
They're hardly new, '65 Thunderbirds had them.
http://automotivemileposts.com/files/tbird1965sequentialsignals.jpg

* # ¿ Apr 5, 2013 14:36
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