Terrible Car Stuff - Im sorry but in this thread we measure cargo capacity in shrimp

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

it will never not crack me up that calling modern pickups "tanks" is an insult to tanks, which have better driver forward visibility than modern pickups

# ¿ Sep 29, 2023 23:26

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 19:22

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

isnt the llv's chassis just an s-10? you could do all kinds of crazy poo poo to that, the S-10 had huge aftermarket support during the peak years of truck lowering

# ¿ Nov 16, 2023 06:43

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

BuckyDoneGun posted:

Forget the Syclone, Tony Angelo recently junkyarded a DIY version with great results:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9bqjG8YqKw

that probably wouldn't work without some serious fab work, i think the LLV used the 2wd chassis and tony mentioned it had to be a 4wd chassis. but i mean, we're already into serious daydream territory, so gently caress it go loud

# ¿ Nov 16, 2023 09:07

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

that's weird, because don't a bunch of other postal vehicles find their way to private ownership, like the RHD subarus and the 2wd jeeps

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 02:42

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 10:17

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Cage posted:

I'm not looking at the rap sheet but it probably should've been a 6 hour probe. 🤷

it probably should have, but also: lol

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 17:14

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Chris Knight posted:

I just learned the Vegas race is a night race?! Like wtf were they thinking. Cold track cold tires cold stands, good job guys

its apparently so euro fans dont have to stay up late on a weekend

# ¿ Nov 17, 2023 22:03

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Collateral Damage posted:

Terrible car stuff: Every city race in the F1 season. Yes, Monaco too.

sure, but only because they're f1

# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 17:50

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

yeah that's the biggest wtf for me. no traction or stability control because ~driver skill~ but automatic transmissions are fine :wtc:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 17:57

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

most of the people i know who like living in vegas like it for the absolute bugfuck insane amount of entertainment there is available. you can go to a different concert or show every weekend for essentially the rest of your life

# ¿ Nov 19, 2023 00:54

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ether Frenzy posted:

In Vegas, that is nearly as egregious a crime as knowing how math works in your brain is

nah that's just taking the luck you get and having fun with it, which is the primary way people who aren't CS majors enjoy vegas

# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 15:54

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

that's another plus for living there; the casino industry has been a magnet for culinary talent for a few decades now, and it's thoroughly dispersed into the local restaurant market as people move on from the corporate jobs. the quality of food at local restaurants is really good

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 15:34

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Somewhat Heroic posted:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 06:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is that a shopping cart handle wing? if so, wrong thread

# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 09:40

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is it only cutting the corner or do they like, back up onto your grass and poo poo too

if it's just cutting the corner you might consider paving a cut into the corner, if that's more aesthetically pleasing than a big obstacle

also just to be clear, caltrops are a horrible idea legally; the law is pretty cut and dried that you're liable for the damage caused by any booby traps you set, even on your own property

# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 10:46

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gently caress it, full on paris-sidewalks steel bollards down the whole length

you can even make little sweaters for them :3:

# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 14:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yes, it might hit a delivery drone.

ok, but what are the downsides

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 00:04

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

you have a weird definition of evil

# ¿ Nov 26, 2023 14:54

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

between the lube ad and the license plate, my George Takei Oh My gauge is about to peg the needle

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 07:11

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

why wouldn't they just add a second one to get the rest of the windshield lol

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 01:56

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i will say, at least the fuckin thing doesn't look like every other car. that's because it looks dumb as hell and ignores a ton of the legitimate engineering reasons cars all look the same now, but still. it isn't another fuckin blob of a crossover

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 06:50

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

orange juche posted:

They rhino lined the seat too, and then put a cover over it. also, didn't tape off the HVAC controls or the radio, just rhino line everyfuckingthing

thats honestly kinda cool

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 10:25

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

the gently caress is a camer

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 14:58

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Camera Exploded using an Explosive device

*mitch hedberg voice* thats a good choice

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 15:00

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

No. 6 posted:

Speed cameras work and save lives. Grow up.

no, drivers slowing down saves lives

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 16:50

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

No. 6 posted:

Gotta regulate the public behavior somehow.

yeah, and traffic calming measures work way, way better and dont (inherently) involve a regressive flat tax

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 17:07

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also as mentioned the exploded camera that got blown up with an explosive device by a mad bomber armed with explosives wasn't a speed camera for issuing speeding tickets to speeders wh drive too fast

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Dec 7, 2023

# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 17:09

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

No. 6 posted:

That's one part of the solution. Can't put speed humps on a highway though.

actually, it's the entire solution

# ¿ Dec 8, 2023 08:06

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

BuckyDoneGun posted:

So first of all, sort out your garbage, corrupt-rear end systems of government first up, that'll fix a whole bunch of other problems as well.

oh word?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 13:18

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Number_6 posted:

The fatality rate per mile on the Autobahn is much lower than the rate on US interstates.

uh, no, it's like an order of magnitude higher. there have been years where germany had more traffic fatalities than the us. as in, absolute number. despite being 1/10 the size

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 13:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i dunno why i was remembering that the way i was, but yup germany's worst year was 1970, with 19k deaths, vs the us' 54k that year. nevermind!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2023 15:18

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Olympic Mathlete posted:

The car really hosed the American city, dang.

https://twitter.com/CarsRuinedCity/status/1732419797370237351?t=Rm2V_n21_tB6VgLlCq2QDQ&s=19

i mean, they had cars in that first pic. what they didnt have was the rebranding of "ethnic cleansing" as "redevelopment"

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 21:08

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Driving under the speed limit on most roads in the US is a recipe for causing a road rage incident.

this is just something speeders say to make themselves feel better about their criminal behavior

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 21:55

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i mean, that's definitely cooler than any other tesla ive ever seen

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 03:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

iirc either pronunciation of gigawatt is acceptable because both use sounds represented by G and there's no more opportunity for ambiguity with one over the other. using the hard G is just a matter of convention

# ¿ Dec 16, 2023 09:09

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

jood jod we need some terrible car stuff to stop this derail

is there something more going on here besides "its a lovely crossover"

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 08:16

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

mormons arent known for fitment

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 08:32

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

im gonna tenderly caress the packers ferrari

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 21:52

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

paying $4,400 for a "known issue"? does tesla not have a warranty?

e: oh this tesla was 5 years old. so this actually seems pretty on-par for "luxury" brands. if you aren't buying or leasing a new one every one to three years you aren't even on their radar as a customer lol

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Dec 21, 2023

# ¿ Dec 21, 2023 01:56

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# ¿ May 5, 2024 19:22

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

cars now are filled with extraneous horseshit doodads but rain sensing wipers probably take the cake. i can already sense the rain fine

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 12:17

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