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Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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TERRIBLE CAR STUFF IN THIS THREAD.

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Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Those rims cost thousands of dollars and people are killing for them. Also, that Celica up there reminds me of mini-trucks from the 90's.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Someone needs to put a Miata on some tracks.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Darchangel posted:

All the other stupidness aside, I could never figure out why that one sat so damned high in the rear. I mean, it's got coil-overs. Adjust those suckers down. The real Pro Mods you're trying to imitate sit drat near on the ground.

I don't know why that one aspect bugs me so much, given everything that's wrong with that Celica.

Rake, bro.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Spotted this today, didn't have time to grab the Canon.



:(

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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MrSaturn posted:

My favorite recent Pininfarina design...




Reference

There's one at my local Noodles & Co, and it USED to have a really awesome pininfarina badge on it, but some jerk broke it off trying to steal it.

Oh man... They have those at all the casinos & Burger Kings here. They're cool as hell.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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If I ever own a Lamborghini, I'd troll the piss out of people with a horrible wrap similar to that. The wailing and gnashing of teeth, indeed.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Gorilla Salad posted:

When they go bad, they go very bad.




Perspective:



Holy poo poo. Is that the (probably) dead driver floating in the second?

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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SaNChEzZ posted:

Somebody decided textured spackle spraypaint was a good idea.



They should use that as the new camo cover for testing prototypes.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Ringo Star Get posted:

EDIT: He sold it actually a few weeks ago. Now he has a Z28 and a "Swevo". Can someone with more car jargon know-it-all chime in with what the heck that is?

I'm thinking it means a Lancer/Evo, but I could be wrong.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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aventari posted:

not a jesus fish, it says CX







Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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It may be CX. I was just looking for a good time to ENHANCE! The world will never know...

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Disgruntled Bovine posted:

So, anyone else got any good stories of stupid and/or dangerous drivers?

My dad is a magnet for poo poo falling off other cars/trucks. So far, he's had a 6 foot piece of rebar go through his grille, had a diamond-plate toolbox (the kind in the back of pickup trucks) fall off the truck in front of him and destroyed the front end of his truck, a small pond liner fall out of a truck and get suctioned to the top of his car (blocking his view completely), and a wheel from a semi fell off and smack his truck.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Rhyno posted:

So you never, ever ride with your dad right?

His normal driving scares me bad enough. I hate to say it, but the man can't drive. He's one of those people who stop at a red light and slowly inch forward every few seconds until the light turns green; and by then he's almost half-way across the drat road. He taught me all about cars, but jeez does he need to take driving classes again.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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FogHelmut posted:

I saw a car that was basically this:




I don't even know how this could ever be legal.

There's an SRT Challenger like that around here. Only difference is this guys' Challenger is turbocharged, flat black paintjob (not a wrap), custom red on black staggered 3 piece wheels, and a very aggressive stance. It sounds beautiful and looks even better. I'll have to try & find him to get pictures.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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IOwnCalculus posted:

Detroit and hot-weather states. I've seen a number of vehicles wrapped up here in AZ over the years, usually still with those Michigan "MANUFACTURER" tags on them. Lately the ones I've been seeing have been trucks towing trailers - one was very clearly the upcoming Colorado, and also a diesel given the scrawling over the fuel filler door, while the others all looked like they were probably the latest version of the GM fullsize trucks / SUVs.

Isn't Arizona where they do most of their extended hot weather tests? I love that they drop it off, leave it in the desert for like 2 weeks, come back, and measure how long it takes the A/C to cool the car down after all that time.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Wow. He looks almost identical to my uncle.





On topic, this entire site belongs here.



Devyl fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Jun 25, 2013

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Chickenbisket posted:

I'm sure its just a random coincidence. Indiana license plate format is ###XXX so there are thousands of vehicles running around with various claims of high BHP.



I REALLY hope '500BHP' is on a stock SN95 Mustang.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Billy Zane posted:

Someone posted this on Club Lexus






I wanna do this with a car and build it up to around 700 horsepower. The ultimate troll.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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A Koenigsegg recently crashed into a crowd of about 20 people.

:nms: :nws: Link :nws: :nms:

Seems the second video isn't loading right, so the LiveLeak (obviously NWS/NMS) link to it is :nms: :nws: here.

Devyl fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Jul 2, 2013

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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`Nemesis posted:

Spotted at the local grocery store....



A little old lady who could barely walk was the owner of it.... sad

At what point does hoarding spill over from your house into your car? I mean, what makes people think "Well, the house is full, but there's plenty of space in the car I use to drive everywhere, let's fill it with trash from the Reagan Era"?

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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I just noticed the window is open. How bad was the smell? I've noticed hoarders' houses range from 'slightly skunky' to 'sticking a pound of ground beef under the sink in a small trashcan, adding a cup of water, leaving it covered for a month, then taking a huge sniff'.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Spongebob Tampax posted:

I'd like to say I want to see it when it's done, but we all know it already is.

I love it.

It's like the poor version of this:







They're both the same car :ssh:

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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After seeing those wooden hood pics, I'm submitting myself in here. Unfortunately I no longer have the pictures, but one day I found myself with 5 boxes of wood flooring pretty close to this color, but a shade or two darker.



So I brought out the cardboard, made a couple templates of the rear hatch area in my old GTI, and got the jigsaw out. While the end result came out pretty decent in terms of fitment; it was just odd to have a wooden floor in my car.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Pre-crash:



Still belongs in this thread with those wheels.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Super Aggro Crag posted:

Am I the only one who loves super bright out of place colored rims?

I do too, but for some reason I just don't really like bright orange on a medium gray color. I love the wheels just not the color combo on that car. But we all have our likes/dislikes :)

*edit* are those pink or orange? It's hard to tell.

Devyl fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jul 24, 2013

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Gassers are awesome and don't belong in here :colbert:

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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:lol: "Now what do we do?"

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Fart Pipe posted:

Oh poo poo its Daily Driven, that must be rough in a fuel injected 20 year old Honda that probably has a/c and starts no matter how cold it is outside.

After seeing more than my fair share of hack-job wiring harnesses from engine swaps (and having to fix some of them :negative:) in Civics, that sticker might be something to boast about.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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daslog posted:

The Green colored bondo looks like it might be Evercoat Rage Gold or 3m. That's not the cheap stuff.

The cheap pink stuff is covered by the expensive green stuff. It's like some sick form of bondo inception.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Fart Pipe posted:

My three on the tree truck has the best security system ever. I bet a lot of AI doesn't even know where the gears are.

That's how I learned to drive a standard when I was a teenager :clint:

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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angryhampster posted:

If the parking lot is nearly empty, then why not just take up a single space at the end of the lot? You just look like a turd parking sideways across two.

Because if you drive a nice car and park in a single spot, it's inevitable that EVERY drat TIME a shopping cart finds its' way right to your bumper. It's some kind of evil karma catch-22 for driving a nice car.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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cormorant posted:

I kinda feel like I really want to drive an oscar meyer weiner truck once in my life.

They actually make a good bit of money for driving the weinermobile. They get a good salary, expense account, full healthcare benefits & all that :)

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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You guys must be new to this. My rotary friends will tell you nothing, absolutely nothing, is louder and more ear-piercing at three in the morning than a built turbo rotary with open exhaust. Doesn't matter if it's 400 or 1,000 horsepower. It's just obscene.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Pham Nuwen posted:

Speaking of manuals vs automatics, I was at a local car show last weekend and goddamn if there weren't a ton of automatics there. Is this just an old man thing, that these guys prefer to have an automatic? My Studebaker has an automatic but I want to swap the transmission as soon as I can. Manuals are just a hell of a lot more fun. I've actually been a bit surprised at how many old automatic cars you see around, even back to the 50s.

They also seem to like putting modern seats into the cars, which I'm also assuming is an old man thing.

Automatics, if built properly, are much better for a high horsepower car; at least from a drag racing standpoint. But for everyday driving I still think manuals are much more fun and you get a better feel for the car as a whole. The modern interior thing is really popular in the hot rod community because when was the last time you saw a bench seat from the 40's with factory heating and power adjustments? Though not period-correct, it's still a pretty popular thing.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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The PT Cruiser Turbo shares the same turbocharged 2.4 as the SRT-4. And while almost every SRT-4 is prone to being abused and trashed, the 2.4s can be built to a healthy 5-600 horsepower when done correctly. Now just imagine a 600 horsepower PT Cruiser. That would be the best troll car ever.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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Maker Of Shoes posted:


Finally saw one of these stupid COD Jeeps in the wild.



I'll bet around 97% of those Jeeps won't see anything rougher than a pothole or wet/icy road.

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Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

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I didn't know that VW Beetles were allergic to shellfish.


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