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Yeah, every time I think there should be a thread about Craigslist pet insanity I start looking for examples and get horribly depressed about all the parrots. And the puppies. And the cats and the sugar gliders and the snakes and the turtles and...yeah.
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I don't think I've ever heard the "new baby, no time" excuse used for one lone fish.
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Aug 20, 2012 22:00
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  It goes on. Eventually there are pictures of dogs. And a jacuzzi. And a kitchen. And a baby swing. And a person. If you really want I can get the whole text but I haven't managed to read it yet. The title, of course, is "Don't believe the lies......"
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Aug 28, 2012 00:34
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Superconsndar posted:A Bait Dog For Your Pit Bulls. There was a lot about PITBULLS. There are PITBULLS everywhere just ravening for her puppies; also pitbuls. "my puppies are not going to end up being a snack for their pitbuls. She called me and screamed that it was "discrimination", call it whatever you want, but they are MY puppies and I can do whatever I please with them. I can pick and choose who gets the puppies. I am free to do what I wish, I only sell them to upscale and middle class homes, none of which contain pitbulls. I am selling one to a wonderful woman who owns an English Bulldog, but she has him well-trained and he is a gentle giant" "that is not the purpose of me breeding these puppies I do it to provide good families quality puppies for their Kid's first puppy, or Christmas puppies or birthday puppies or whatever the occassion." 
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Aug 28, 2012 12:37
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Puppies for "whatever the occassion," too! It's like Hallmark. Condolence puppies, belated birthday puppies, retirement puppies, get well soon puppies, world's best grandma puppies, save the date puppies....
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Aug 28, 2012 21:03
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I'm content to believe that it really is a giant flowering plant.
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Aug 30, 2012 12:36
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Nonsense, it's 90% house-trained! Seriously, I'm liking this plant. It has character. Takes down goats? Very vocal? Good with kids, cats, and larger dogs? How many of you can say that about your houseplants? I wonder if they'd ship to NY.
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Aug 30, 2012 12:47
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I'm thinking something with kind of a Motown sound. Just make sure there's a love interest.
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Aug 30, 2012 19:01
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English bulldogs and other dogs with that really wide stance look so goddamn uncomfortable, with the legs so far out from center. I wish I could come up with some really good front-view skeleton pictures to compare a "wide" dog with a "normal" dog, and I'm not sure how you can distinguish between actual skeletal structure and the mounting technique of the person who assembled it. It's actually something I've been spergy-curious about for a long time.  Anyway, 1920s bulldog and basset hound skeletons:  Do they get hosed-up joint issues from that structure?
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Sep 18, 2012 19:37
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Hey, that's great, Pew! Pew! From the department of gently caress You, Craigslist Person: No no, I'm not a breeder! posted:It is with great regret that we need to re-home our beautiful Solomon Island Eclectus pair - "Dudley" & "Lola". They are wonderful pets - Dudley is a great talker too - Lola not so much...lol They love each other dearly - so I do not want to seperate them. Eclectus are very different from other parrots - so I would love them to go to someone who is already familiar with the breed and their dietary needs. They eat a lot of fruits, veggies & sprouts and just about anything else you eat! They have bred successfully several times - I do not promote them breeding - they just do it on their own! Lola is very handlable - Dudley can be - he is also very protective of Lola - so never trust him 100% lol Pairs of Eclectus sell for over $3000 - we are only asking $1500 because I want someone who has wanted these feather babies in their lives to afford them & still be able to spoil them rotten! If you are that someone - please contact us at -------. Thank you "We want the very best for our beloved feather babies...and you better not offer less than $1500. Have we mentioned that they're a successful breeding pair? Not that we're selling them as such or anything."
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Oct 5, 2012 20:13
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People breed and sell "wolf hybrids" all the time. I mean, some of them actually are wold hybrids, but...
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Oct 17, 2012 21:54
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Wonder Bra posted:Penisland indeed. Gaahhh, I didn't see it until you pointed it out. THANKS, man.
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Nov 2, 2012 12:55
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Oh, I think it's terrible enough!
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Nov 6, 2012 23:02
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 This was some family event! Andrias Scheuchzeri fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 15, 2012 |
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Nov 15, 2012 02:45
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Atma McCuddles posted:Oh, and in other depressing news, lots of listings are getting "Perfect for Christmas" thrown into the title. Yeah, there's a listing for Christmas Puppies on my local Craigslist. They are "the cutiest."
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Nov 29, 2012 18:41
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Oh hey, want this dog? Wait, picture's a little dark, here's a better one:  Hmmmmm. (It's supposed to be a red Miniature Pinscher. Could be!)
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Dec 18, 2012 22:00
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He's the puppy that will
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Dec 20, 2012 13:12
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Thousand-yard stare: Hopefully if someone is willing to shell out the small $150 adoption fee, they'll be willing to shell out for a groomer. 
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Jan 2, 2013 22:01
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That is certainly the first person I'd go to if I wanted to rehome small mammals, yes. Or for the boarding he advertises. I'm sure he never gets mixed up about which rats go to the snakes...
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 Craigslist: now with vocabulary by e e cummings.
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