TheBigBudgetSequel posted:"Forgetting everything you learned from Emma Frost" is hilarious. I like how Husk is apparently the entire arts & lit department, and Cannonball is only good for teaching people how to fly into things headfirst.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 04:37 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:22 |
And Matt Fraction doing the words thing.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2012 21:52 |
I would really like to see the script page for that.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2012 14:39 |
Fact: Matt Murdock can read ordinary print with his fingers.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2012 17:26 |
When you are Darkseid every throne is a toilet.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 20:03 |
Hitler wrote Mein Kampf after tripping out and making contact with Darkseid's mind. (I'm legitimately surprised Grant Morrison hasn't actually done this.)
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 20:12 |
There were already some homemade ones on the floor at NYCC.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2012 17:39 |
smashpro1 posted:Buckethead? Nova.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2012 02:59 |
Macdeo Lurjtux posted:I remember in the 90's he used his magnetism powers to cure Boom Boom's brain damage. If this happened before Nextwave, it clearly didn't work. From #4. Nextwave is never not appropriate in this thread. Senior Woodchuck fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Oct 20, 2012 |
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2012 19:27 |
Adam Strange posted:Wow, that is horrendously unfunny. He already said it was from The Gutters.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2012 13:46 |
Rhyno posted:It goes back to Batman punching out Guy in the 80's. It resurfaced in Rebirth and pops up once in a while. As Guy says "Lanterns and Batman don't mix." Which is really dumb, because Batman's problem wasn't with Green Lanterns. Batman's problem was with Guy, because Guy is an rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2012 14:06 |
Sefer posted:I remember at least one comic mentioning that Batman didn't like Green Lanterns because they're not afraid of anything, and at least part of his effectiveness comes from making people afraid of him. There's a reason a Sinestro Corps ring tried to recruit him. Smells like Johnsian revision to me. Batman never had a problem with Hal that I can think of until he went bonkers, killed a bunch of people and tried to destroy the universe. But a somewhat rational "fool me twice" attitude won't work for Johns; Batman has to not like/trust Hal because he's a dick, because Hal is teh awesomez. (Can you tell I don't think much of Johns's writing on GL?)
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 00:53 |
Peter also now has Ock's memories of doing it with Aunt May.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2012 02:38 |
I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow's ever done a spread in Hustler.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2012 04:17 |
Opopanax posted:Who's doing the art on that new Hawkeye series? I love it. That's Javier Pulido. He trades off with David Aja. And yeah, they're both awesome.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2012 04:54 |
Hakkesshu posted:That is the worst thing I have ever seen. Imagine reading it in context, where at first you think he's beating her.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2012 01:31 |
Mr Wind Up Bird posted:Glory 31 Why is Frieza in Glory now?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 03:27 |
That all Hulk know, and all Hulk need know.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2013 21:07 |
TwoPair posted:Nah, Hephaestus looks like this in WW: Frankly, I'm with Damian. Two Gentlemen of Verona is one of Shakespeare's worst plays.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 14:36 |
Gatts posted:I think there was a storyline in X-Factor where one of Jamie's dupes managed to start his own life and I don't remember the conclusion but I think it was to let him live it and not reabsorb him. Yeah, Rev. John Maddox. He pops up every now and then.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 03:43 |
Yeah, Injustice For All has different terrible redesigns for all the characters.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 04:24 |
The Superman/Spider-Man ones are pretty good. The second one has my favorite scene in any crossover ever, where Spider-Man and Wonder Woman are separately prowling around Dr. Doom's secret lair, and as soon as they run into each other, Doom comes on the PA system and says something like, "Good work, Spider-Man! Now crush Wonder Woman, and our victory will be assured!" And she completely falls for it.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2013 15:31 |
"Why Dr. Dinosaur Hates Quentin Quire"
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 14:47 |
His girlfriend. Who is also his adopted sister.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 15:59 |
Wild Cards gets stupid pretty loving quick.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2013 14:47 |
Those are some oddly colored pigeons.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2013 01:49 |
Pretty much, yeah.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2013 21:52 |
Also, wet bikini. And Shanna's from civilization originally, so it makes sense that she'd know who actors are. Especially since Ka-Zar's a total dork for that stuff.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 14:42 |
laz0rbeak posted:
To be fair, it was the early '90s.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2013 18:00 |
So Rich Johnston put up this bit from tomorrow's Saga 11:
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 02:41 |
It's all part of the same thing. If they're celebrities, then their lives don't suck as much as they would if they were just freaks.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 00:13 |
Preacher: One Man's War.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 00:20 |
Okay, I have GOT to pick up Dial H.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 16:22 |
Hollis posted:I think the thing was that the Avengers paid 16,000 dollars a year to members but they told him he had to defeat the Hulk to join so he made knock out gas or something anyway he used it and Hulk turned into Banner and then Spidey was like well poo poo he's just a guy dealing with his problems and didn't join. That was in the '60s. Then in the '80s he tried to join (again for the money), but the government wouldn't let him because Henry Gyrich is a dick.
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# ¿ May 5, 2013 17:24 |
SpiderHyphenMan posted:Who was the first person to write Aunt May as anything but an idiotic burden? Stan Lee, although Ditko may have had some input as well. I'm thinking specifically of the scene in Amazing #18 where she verbally bitch-slaps Peter out of the funk he's been in for the whole issue. After that, though? JMS.
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 23:21 |
I should say, DeMatteis wrote Aunt May really well in Amazing 400. So of course that was retconned.
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 23:28 |
The Archie TMNT series got delightfully weird, and occasionally awesome, when they stopped adapting episodes of the cartoon.
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# ¿ May 19, 2013 20:12 |
I think him not being funny was the point.
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# ¿ May 31, 2013 02:23 |
bobkatt013 posted:Thank you Husk/Austen I always explain this away as Husk being ignorant.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2013 16:01 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:22 |
And if there's one thing superhero comics are about, it's dour, mean-spirited realism.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 00:24 |