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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





(Final Crisis #7)
God how I miss Renee Montoya as the Question :(

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




e.:nm

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




a pipe smoking dog posted:

Could probably just post power girl all day (especially the whole zardoz arc) but I always found this pretty good:





You going to piss off power girl? Well she's not superman and she will totally use that laser vision to cut your arm off.
Power Girl #11
Luckily she found a replacement for that arm:

(Not sure which issue of Power Girl)
Satanna really was criminally underused.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Hakkesshu posted:

I take it that means I should pick up his Ghost Rider omnibus?

Let's just say that at one point in Jason Aaron's run there's a ghost rider riding a shark..

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rhyno posted:

If this doesn't make you want to read Aaron's GR then I don't know what will



Don't forget Knuckles O'Shaugnessy

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mr Wind Up Bird posted:

My favorite Jason Aaron Ghost Rider moment is when he's in japan and fights a horrible demon that looks like a stereotypical anime character. But I can't find a picture of it or even remember what issue it was.


She was called the Skin-Bender and appeared in #35:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SkySteak posted:

On prefect's request:



Source: I don't know, I originally found it on Imgur. http://imgur.com/gallery/TOdTu

It's by Francesco Francavilla: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/10/05/parting-shot-big-bird-no-more-by-francesco-francavilla-art/

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




From JMS' run on Thor:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jerusalem posted:

Plus I'm always happy to see more of Doop.

Didn't he die during X-Statix?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Scaramouche posted:

HAY were you guys curious about the Phantom Stranger like me, because you are old and remembered some pretty cool stories? Remember how the stranger was a mysterious badass who was more feared than heroic?

Remember how he sucked at shopping?


(From Seven Soldiers of Victory)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Stheno, probably the least threatening of the gorgons:

(from Wonder Woman: Eyes of the Gorgon)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




CapnAndy posted:

That's actually a fairly great moment and entirely something the Joker would pull. Dude has standards. Insane, constantly changing standards, but he has them.

He really does:

From Arkham Asylum: Living Hell

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Daredevil #64

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





From Cerebus: Church and State vol. 1

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Bialya gets destroyed yet again:

(Injustice: Gods Among Us)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





From Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Chaos Hippy posted:

Then I wonder why I care if it's cheating, when I should be encouraging you to flood this thread with Nextwave.

Monica Rambeau, she likes to remind you that she was in the Avengers:




Tabby, she really hates cops (also not a great speller):



Elsa Bloodstone, she likes to blow stuff up:


Machine Man, rear end in a top hat:


The Captain, he is the Captain:

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 7, 2013

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jerusalem posted:

Holy poo poo, are those The Mindless On-


They are! :neckbeard:

You better believe it:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Hakkesshu posted:

Just going through some of the old Archie TMNT comics. They're loving weird, man.



Yeah, I remember that whole timetravelling story was kinda weird. For some reason the brain of Hitler and the white stone of Mecca is powerful energy sources (I don't know the what issues this is):

Its also kinda weird that TMNT of all things was one of the first places where I learned about islam:

Its also have a muslim character that's presented as an ally and not a terrorist which is pretty cool:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Endless Mike posted:

How the gently caress is Silver Surfer anywhere below Super-heavyweight?

Because even Black Panther can get him in an armlock.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Sizone posted:

What he does not know is that Betty Sue was lying when she promised this. She knew he would never take first prize.

For content, from Hellblazer #9



For context, swampy manifested his body from Constantine's pack of smokes. The rogue mage seriously just rolled himself a plant elemental ciggy and is about to have a few puffs.

Wish I could find my scans of Wasteland....


(Don't know the #)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Nikolai Dante, ladies man:
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/ap9ZYrU.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/dRiisut.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FSiFOqQ.jpg:nws:
(from Prog 1035)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Gavok posted:

Personally, this was one of my favorite parts of Reign of Supermen

Speaking of the Reign of Supermen, have the Rain of Supermen:

(52 #35)
Lex Luthor is such a glorious rear end in a top hat.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




CapnAndy posted:

Oh my God. Two questions: How does this line up with that Earth-2 thing where PG's wearing a sensible outfit, and is the book always that good?

And what's up with Supergirl's costume? It looks like it was so short that she had to glue a piece of cloth to cover up her crotch and add the cape to cover up the rear end. And isn't she supposes to be a teenager? That costume is just :stare: upon :stare:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Uthor posted:

Volstagg!




Journey into Mystery 630

The norse gods shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses:

The Biggest Jerk posted:

Man that shark girl really got shafted in terms of the x-gene she got.
At least she has a power, Ugly John's mutation was that he was really ugly:

(From New X-Men)

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Jun 2, 2013

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TwoPair posted:

This thread is a laff riot


Scarlet Spider #18

:stare:Is having a freakishly long neck part of her power?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




bobkatt013 posted:

The Kingpin would never do that.

The Kingpin actually killed the guys who outed Murdock.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




redbackground posted:

All from What If? #34



John Byrne actually did this:


Alpha Flight #6

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Entertainer13 posted:

As great as it is, it still doesn't address the fact she's fighting in high heels

Or the fact that her "battle suit" is a stripper costume.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Man, Kill Your Boyfriend is just endlessly quotable:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lurdiak posted:

The idea of a splint for a tentacle is mind-boggling.

Aquaman has Münchausen syndrome by proxy.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Astonishing X-Men has some neat ones:



Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




MVP posted:

Jean's got the widest pelvis

And her legs make no sense at all.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Byzantine posted:

Everything in comics happens in New York City.

Some comic cameos are set in the right city though (X-23 is in a school in San Francisco):


(X-23: Target X #2)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mr. Maltose posted:

Her poo poo with X-23 post vampirism was on loving point and you know it.

loving right:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Metalshark posted:


Is there a reason she works as a prositute by the way, beyond cheap titillation?

Female anti heroes must always be motivated sexual abuse.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Not just mythology, during most of the medieval period in Europe homosexuality was only considered a sin if you were a bottom, since receiving was something women do.

Not only was homosexuality considered a sin all the time in medieval Europe, but the punishment was pretty severe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_medieval_Europe#Punishment_in_medieval_times

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Phy posted:

Thor and Loki at Utgardr is a fantastic story. Over the course of it:
Thor takes two kids as servants instead of slaughtering their whole family
The boy almost outruns thought itself
Loki almost out-eats a blazing fire
Thor drinks the sea
Thor wrestles old age
Thor hoists the Midgard serpent

There's also the prelude to the story where Utgard-Loki disguises himself as a giant called Skrymir to gently caress with Thor. He tricks them to sleep in his glove (which somehow was pretty humorous to Utgard-Loki), he tells Thor to untie his bag which turns out to be impossible, Thor then smashes his hammer on Skrymir's head when he's sleeping which causes Skrymir to ask if a feather landed on his forehead. Skrymir then walks away from a furious Thor, probably laughing his rear end off.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TwoPair posted:

Holy poo poo, I'd seen that one panel posted out of context with some of the others, but it's even better in context seeing Magneto bullshit up hypnotism by linking it loosely to magnetism.

Well, hypnotism is linked to magnetism. People used to believe that you could hypnotize people with magnets.

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