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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Dunno if I'll catch any flak for this, but the 30 for 30 on Matt Hoffman/BMX loving owns.

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

ozymandius1024 posted:

I absolutely agree. Seeing him do that stuff to himself and not give any fucks was just crazy (not to mention all of the stuff that he innovated, if the doc is to be believed).

I'm not that into BMX or extreme sports, but I thought it was really interesting.

I'm not an extreme sports guy either, but it's just so weirdly enthralling. I want to say it's like an episode of Jackass but with a purpose, but that really doesn't do it justice. It's just loving interesting to watch a guy whose only goal in life is literally "I want to jump higher on my BMX bike than anyone else" go about doing what he does. Our reaction to that kind of life might normally be "well that's loving stupid" but seeing how much joy he gets out of it, and how much work he puts into it ("it" being "going high") it's pretty hard to doubt the legitimacy of it.

Also some of his (100+) concussions :stonk:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

FlickingFire posted:

Dunno if ESPN classifies it as a 'sport' but an episode chronicling the Chris Benoit incident and maybe steroid use in pro wrestling would have me watching

This would be really interesting, though I doubt you would get anybody currently working for WWE to contribute in any meaningful way.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
This documentary owns though

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

CBJSprague24 posted:

I thought this was going to be "Here's how much money I made. Here's how I blew it. Here's how I live now."

This has been 15 minutes of "Bling bling, dawg, bling bling."

I'm pretty sure we're gonna get to that

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I have to say that Herm Edwards as the voice of reason is awesome.

"You buying champagne you but only got beer money. That's not good!"

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Bart Scott said "$12,000 in rent" so casually.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Yeah if I was an agent or an advisor to an athlete I would literally sit them down and teach them about annuities for three hours.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Ah Kingdoms of Amalur

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Captain Tolerable posted:

Never thought I'd say this, but Herm Edwards has a point in almost everything.

Herm Edwards owns

Edit: Women :argh:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
That story about his girlfriend just taking 600k out of his account is literally the worst

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
$105 million :stare:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Now it's getting sad :smith:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

ChampRamp posted:

I can't believe Greg Norman ever made $105 mil.

This was my first reaction too.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Why isn't Mark Brunell in this movie

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
109 rooms :catstare:

"I was broke. I didn't have any money...because I spent all my money."

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
$48 million for Bart Scott :negative:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I ended up really liking it, even though I thought the 'look at all my money!!!' portion went on a bit too long.

Seconding Herm Edwards as MVP of the show.

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

ozymandius1024 posted:

Having someone taking care of me all the time and paying for everything would kinda make me feel like a lowlife piece of poo poo.

Not trying to make a blanket statement, but a lot of the guys these athletes are hanging out with are lowlife pieces of poo poo.

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