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A man called Winfried Wirfler.
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Lady Disdain posted:A man called Winfried Wirfler. He wirfles Winfrieds. Obviously. 
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Mar 9, 2024 09:38
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There was a Winfried jam in the wirfling roller, I had to open up the whole wirfler to clear it out. I'm absolutely covered in Winfryer oil now.
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Mar 9, 2024 15:43
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An acquaintance recently had a daughter and told me her name was Eritrea. Unusual! I quite like it though. Until I learned it was spelled Erritreiyer.
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Mar 9, 2024 18:36
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Lady Disdain posted:A man called Winfried Wirfler. Kevin Grisham's long awaited sequel to Urban Fervor
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Mar 9, 2024 20:44
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Wilf Paiement.
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eating only apples posted:An acquaintance recently had a daughter and told me her name was Eritrea. Unusual! I quite like it though. This would be pretty cool if she was the evil conjoined twin of a girl named Eeethyoapeia or something.
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Mar 9, 2024 21:15
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Dan Dong
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Mar 10, 2024 04:39
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rodbeard posted:Dan Dong Who Where?
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Mar 11, 2024 09:11
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New coworker named "Blakli" (haven't met her yet, I assume it's pronounced like Blakely)
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Mar 13, 2024 14:59
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There is apparently a law professor named Kermit Roosevelt.
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Mar 13, 2024 20:54
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dirby posted:There is apparently a law professor named Kermit Roosevelt. He might be descended from Theodore himself, one of his sons was named Kermit.
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Mar 14, 2024 01:51
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He is, the law professor is Kermit Roosevelt III. I read one of his novels when it came out and I recall nothing about it.
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Mar 14, 2024 02:45
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Numbered names are great because nobody is ever something like Tim Harris IV or Mike Barnes III. It's always an insane name like Theobald Blandford Whiteman V or Harrison Christmas III.
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Mar 14, 2024 02:53
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I know a Haywood Vaughn III.
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Mar 14, 2024 03:17
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John Smith LXIX
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Mar 14, 2024 03:22
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Seen on paperwork recently: Pinchus Dick. IIRC it's pronounced "pinkus," but still... ouch.
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Mar 14, 2024 03:23
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Phlegmish posted:John Smith LXIX bellus
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Mar 14, 2024 03:24
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Abe Fark, covid compliance officer.venus de lmao posted:Numbered names are great because nobody is ever something like Tim Harris IV or Mike Barnes III. It's always an insane name like Theobald Blandford Whiteman V or Harrison Christmas III. I knew a William Pratt VII in grade school who had a lot of behavioral issues because that is a lot of pressure to put on a kid. We called him Sev.
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Nameless Pete posted:Abe Fark, covid compliance officer. Remember, son, four William Pratts have DIED bearing the title. And the fifth isn't looking so hot. Do you think you can handle it?
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Mar 14, 2024 12:42
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The actual names twitter had a record of a Fartass Volfgangus, but I couldn't find any supporting documents for that. So I submit, Faraj Fartass.
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Okay, I happened upon a 1986 newspaper article about 14-year-old in Miami saving a baby from a canal. Which was fairly nuts until I read the teen hero's name HITLER FLEURINORD Edit: on further review, he's Haitian and in prison for taking part in an assassination... Goodness. Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Mar 18, 2024 |
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Mar 18, 2024 17:42
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 Amara Camara is a regular customer.
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Mar 18, 2024 18:03
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Brawnfire posted:Okay, I happened upon a 1986 newspaper article about 14-year-old in Miami saving a baby from a canal. I mean if you want your child to grow up to be in prison for assassination-related crimes naming them Hitler is an excellent first step.
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Mar 18, 2024 18:11
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Night Danger Moose posted:
Why get the Amara Camara Highlander SUV instead of an Amara Camara Camry car?
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Mar 18, 2024 18:28
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Camara is a very common surname in places like Sierra Leone. Of course they usually don't name their child Amara
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Jeremy Kemeny. I wonder if his family knows about the time knife.
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November Summers
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Eric Kissi Kissi.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:34
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I can't post a blank message with an attachment
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Mar 19, 2024 16:37
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Tsk. That's what you get in these cultures where people adopt their spouse's surname.
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Mar 19, 2024 16:40
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I had a teacher, Barbara Ball, neé Ball. Or Barbara Ball-Ball. Barbara Ball Ball? I just knew her as Mrs. Ball.
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Mar 19, 2024 20:47
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I've got a friend whose last name is Lupo. his mother's maiden name was Wolf.
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Mar 19, 2024 21:05
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Brawnfire posted:I had a teacher, Barbara Ball, ne้ Ball. Or Barbara Ball-Ball. Barbara Ball Ball? I just knew her as Mrs. Ball. ne้ is stored in the Balls
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Mar 19, 2024 21:24
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Now I'm reminded of Hudson Hawk
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quote:Bar owner Dani Drunko
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Got someone on the books this week named Genie Beaver.
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Mar 25, 2024 22:48
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The Beaver Genie is either a device to unclog pipes or a sex toy, no inbetween.
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I think of it like a Game Genie for foreplay
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