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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I worked for a few years in a rural pharmacy and I saw some things.

my favorite of all time was the family who belonged some sort of weird Christian sect. they around 10 children.

the boys all got to choose their own legal names when they were iirc 5 years old. so one of them was named GI Joe and one was named Clark Kent.

the girls meanwhile had to settle for being named after celestial bodies, most of them planets (though there was a Comet).

Uranus went by Ranie and later worked at the same pharmacy.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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more drugstore names:

at one point the only other people in the store besides me were Vassar, Nula, and Twrondra

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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the last manager of the local Radio Shack had a name that was something close to Drago Bloodivich. can't remember it exactly, but he sounded like he was going to take over part of the Forgotten Realms by force

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Antivehicular posted:

I dated a Joseph Ignatius III for a while, so my theory is that there's just generational perversity at play. (Although the Joseph Ignatiuses in question were also very Catholic, so maybe it was just... Catholicism.)

the guy from Confederacy of Dunces had a child exclamation point question mark

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeand...the-netherlands

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Phlegmish posted:

That is a normal Dutch name

making it a perfect fit for this thread

I realized seconds after posting that Flip had to be some kind of Philip

a heck of a name in English

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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UwUnabomber posted:

Can I post pet names from work here?

honestly I'm surprised HR allows this

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I can't post a blank message with an attachment

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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I've got a friend whose last name is Lupo. his mother's maiden name was Wolf.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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neighbor named her kid Nevaeh, but didn't think about the fact that she herself was named Natasha

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

a name as funny as the opposite of his many atrocities

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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tribbledirigible posted:

code:

GGGGGGGG

lol

e: "no, I said debugger mode"

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