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Working as a server, I've seen some incredible names on credit cards. Standouts for me are the unassuming old white man named Manuel P. Calamari, the cop (in full uniform, with gun) named Harry Trotter, and most recently, a man named Rodney Cox.
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Tonight at work I found out that my coworker Gabe's last name is Atman. He's Gay Batman.
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Jan 25, 2015 06:40
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Waited on a white man in his thirties named Dathan Zang last night. He was probably the coolest kid in his elementary school.
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Apr 18, 2015 01:32
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Last night at work I waited on a woman named Candy Beers.
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Aug 1, 2015 06:06
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Ramos posted:Met two siblings named Imma and Yura Ho. You absolutely did not.
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Oct 22, 2015 17:56
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Tonight at work I waited on a perfectly lovely adult woman named Cinnamon Baker. Honestly with such a delightful name you're pretty much required to be charming.
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Nov 12, 2015 06:39
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:Dorcas Fagbebe Holy poo poo, you had to say that out loud? Did you even attempt to dignify it or just go straight for Dorkus Fagbaby?
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Dec 28, 2015 20:06
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One of the servers at work today waited on a woman whose name was, no poo poo, Seima Krak.
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May 31, 2016 05:34
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A good friend of mine is currently dating a woman named Michael, which has been kind of weird.
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Nov 12, 2016 19:26
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Reminds me I used to work with a (white, blonde) girl named Xythe. Kinda sounds like the name of a Greek demigoddess or something so I googled it and all I found was her blog. Also I just remembered I met a guy named Meredith this week, and a woman named Amber Lantz. Been a great week.
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Dec 21, 2016 19:14
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Can't remember if I posted this here or not but a month ago we had a dude at the bar named Harry Lumpkin. It was hilarious.
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May 19, 2017 07:23
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There was an older dude at the bar a couple days ago named Shirby. He was kinda grumpy. I would be too.
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May 27, 2017 05:02
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I'm at my girlfriend's family reunion and her aunt just casually mentioned someone named Dick Leathers. Holy poo poo.
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May 29, 2017 19:14
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Couple days ago I had a bar guest named Margarita Padron. She was pregnant so no, you don't get to guess what she was drinking.
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Jun 16, 2017 08:11
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There was a girl at my bar yesterday named Dejanearahe. White as driven snow, too. I have no idea how to pronounce that. It always comes out like Ellen Degeneres's last name.
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Oct 9, 2017 00:57
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Saw a guy at work the other day named Gavin F. Cabbage. He was nice.
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Nov 17, 2017 05:08
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Had a dude at the bar yesterday named Marc Cram. Perfect palindrome name. Also there was a young lady today named Brogan Dinger. Which would've been weird for a dude but was especially weird for a woman.
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Dec 3, 2017 04:53
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One of the last people at the bar I work at last night was a woman named Ching-I Chang Bigelow. What the gently caress.
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Jan 23, 2018 19:36
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Had a white, normal-seeming middle-aged woman at the bar a few days ago whose first name was Jantz. What the gently caress.
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Mar 20, 2018 07:54
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When asked if he wished it had happened sooner, Edgington replied "absolutely not."
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Jul 18, 2018 05:58
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Sous chef at work's last name is Mess; his new wife's last name is Gay. They had a big Gay-Mess wedding.
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Aug 6, 2018 06:51
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Got two at work yesterday: dude named Davd and a lady named Martha Wilfahrt.
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Nov 30, 2018 20:29
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Waited on a guy named Lon Glover today, and if you move the G to the left his name's Long Lover and that's hilarious.
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Oct 27, 2019 05:58
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Just in the past week I saw Christian Cremo and Lain Shakespeare.
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Dec 24, 2019 07:33
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Waited on a guy named Tony Gigante a couple days ago. Pretty unassuming, liked bourbon. Kinda underwhelming.
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Feb 4, 2020 07:48
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Holy gently caress is their last name Frogmouth?
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Jun 14, 2020 20:26
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Briefly met a woman last week whose name was one letter away from being Mystic Madness.
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Jul 7, 2020 02:31
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DemonDarkhorse posted:candida No loving way did someone name their child after a yeast infection. How cruel.
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Oct 27, 2020 20:31
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Cashier at the drive thru's name today was Whuantis according to the receipt.
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Jul 21, 2021 02:16
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Lady Disdain posted:I just came across a book by someone with the surname Haebich. I'm sure it's a perfectly fine surname somewhere, but I can't imagine this woman had an easy adolescence in Australia with a surname like "Hey Bitch." It rocks that you think that would only be weird in Australia.
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Sep 2, 2021 07:11
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Just noticed that the person who emails our restaurant about cleaning services is named K’lyn Uzzle.
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Aug 8, 2023 18:03
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today i drove past a billboard saying they were looking for a homicide suspect named Leethel White
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Dec 19, 2023 08:31
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Nameless Pete posted:I looked up the mugshot and I don't know if him being black makes it more funny or less funny. lol i wasn't sure either!
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Dec 23, 2023 08:43
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Got someone on the books this week named Genie Beaver.
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Mar 25, 2024 22:48
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