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I'll be  I don't like your chances for promotion after the poo poo you've pulled here, today.
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We should replace Malarkey with Burpo Why, that's a load of burpo!
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I like Sentence Grimes because I picture Grimes in prison, and Israel Jelly because I picture a big wobbly Jell-O mold Dome of the Rock.
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Hippocrass posted:Also, LOL Britanny Pozzi married into the Tonozzis How. Just, how? This ridiculous world.
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Oh, definitely, it's an extremely Dutch little cemetery, but I just think it's cute that it sounds sort of like an anthropomorphic gazelle. I hadn't actually realized "Gazelle" was a placename in the Netherlands until I found this grave, though; I did a bunch of research on them since. Also, according to records there actually was a "van de" originally, so I guess they just didn't bother with that on the grave. Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Oct 9, 2023 |
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Watch, now you're gonna start meeting a ton of Jozinas.
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To avoid that she goes by Maggie. ...poo poo
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Riven posted:No it’s just funny that after they were married they were gonna be literally “Mr and Mrs Drew Smith.” She confirmed she was changing her last name. Maximum OverDrew
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gschmidl posted:Tennessee Rainwater Good name for a Jack Daniels cocktail
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Further sources inform me that this dude's name was actually Emile Fluckiger, with a G. Which is... better, I guess? Maybe? But still... 
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Phlegmish posted:Married to Mrs. Kummer Sweet like lemonade Hot like summer Fluckiter and Fluckiger Till she be Kummer
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"What's your surname?" "Sir name?" "It's often your family's business. What's your family trade?" "Muskrat." "Oh. For what?" "Other stuff, natchurally."
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I knew a III and they died really young which must be terrible for I and II. Not that it feels great to live to see your grand/kid die under normal circumstances but they clearly had a branding thing going on and it didn't pan out.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I realized seconds after posting that Flip had to be some kind of Philip Flip A. Delphia - Professional Imbiber
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 Detective: [suspiciously] And could I get your name? For the record? Me: [anxiously darting eyes around 1980s collectibles shop] Uhmm.. uhhh... ALF... uhhh... KLINGON... BERG. poo poo.
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There was a Winfried jam in the wirfling roller, I had to open up the whole wirfler to clear it out. I'm absolutely covered in Winfryer oil now.
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Nameless Pete posted:Abe Fark, covid compliance officer. Remember, son, four William Pratts have DIED bearing the title. And the fifth isn't looking so hot. Do you think you can handle it?
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Okay, I happened upon a 1986 newspaper article about 14-year-old in Miami saving a baby from a canal. Which was fairly nuts until I read the teen hero's name HITLER FLEURINORD Edit: on further review, he's Haitian and in prison for taking part in an assassination... Goodness. Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Mar 18, 2024 |
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