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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
When I was highschool aged I worked at a bowling alley hosting little kids birthday parties. One of my duties was putting the kids names into the bowling computers because that's apparently really hard. Two names that stuck out to me were twin boys named "JUSTICE :911: and LIBERTY! :911: "

This next one I'm pretty sure is just one of those stories but it's amusing and not impossible.

In the army every now and then you have to pull what's called staff duty. This involves sitting at a desk, one junior and one mid rank enlisted soldier, for 24 hours. During the day you screen calls and do whatever the command staff needs done, and at night you clean and keep everything secure. It sucks to have on a saturday.

Well a friend of mine told me he had staff duty one time, on a saturday, and the entire day his friends kept prank calling the desk saying things like "THIS IS MAJOR PAIN! This is Captain Obvious!" well in the middle of the night he gets a call from someone claiming to be captain america. Being sick of the prank calls he says "Yeah and this is Private Spiderman" and hangs up. Well within the hour an extremely angry man named America who is a captain in the US army showed up.

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