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HBar
Sep 13, 2007

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I love how the other diners are pretending to ignore the guy in the ICBM shirt talking to himself about the police and brain chips and nuclear war and vampires and people going crazy and aliens.

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HBar
Sep 13, 2007

http://brainchip.thecomicseries.com/comics/116

Only three Ulfs go missing before week 18 and four before week 19. It almost looks like he's getting smarter, but he's still wearing a penis shirt.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Only 4,467 died or went missing. The rate rose steadily after week 5 and peaked in week 14, then dropped rapidly. Since week 17 the death rate has been well below what you'd expect for a city with Ulf's population, which makes sense because he's relatively young and healthy.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Close enough. It's like taking off Darth Vader's mask.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

131

Great going Ulf, you just killed 10% of yourselves. It's surprising that the timing of the downfall is so consistent across dimensions after 15 near-perfect weeks.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

156

Well, that wasn't how I expected Vera to die. I can't even tell whether it was a reaction to what they said ("How dare you not have faith that God will protect us? Clearly you're not a true believer."), or the idea is something like "Kill them while they're still Christian so they go to heaven."

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

159

Read the narration in David Attenborough's voice.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Transdimensional war would get weird very quickly. If Ulf is still connected, the other Ulfs might start making airstrikes on known Aisha locations, plus make the TV announcements, just to be safe. But Aisha can duplicate instantly, so a few versions of her would continue to survive through a series of increasingly improbable events.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

166

The tiny success rate isn't as bad as it might seem. The Ulf-killers can quickly duplicate into a gargantuan brain bank to serve all the other Aishas who still have to focus on survival.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

173

Now that they're messing with time, I wonder if all the nuclear coincidences at the start of the story are actually their own doing.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

186

I love the two panels of awkward silence.

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HBar
Sep 13, 2007

(except in the untold millions of Earths that got ruined, but those ones don't count anymore)

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