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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Can't go wrong with an endless loop of pneumatic press videos

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I'll be honest I tossed one out because of how hilarious I found this drama

Anything to get a fraction of that Habbo hotel high back

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Groovelord Neato posted:

Not only did he get kicked off the plane for being a child about mask wearing he went on his livestream and fantasized about murdering flight attendants.

The party of personal responsibility!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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PT6A posted:

Cool fact: even if you're a white cis person, if you put pronouns in your bio or signature or anything, their brains will explode.

My mom got weird about employees at the grocery store having their pronouns on their nametags, I'm like isn't that the NUMBER ONE scenario you would want that information? The kind of momentary, professional face-to-face interaction where you need to be visually reminded of the person's name seems like a great time for pronouns to be laid out as well.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Or rebirthing :smith:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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PT6A posted:

A rare miss by the Bee, you could say.

Anyone who says that is stupid and triggered and doesn't get the joke and is cowed by my enormous wit and intellect

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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PT6A posted:

The great thing about "a rare miss from the Bee" is it's very explicitly not pejorative. "This is no Onion," that's explicitly mean, so it's less funny when people get angry about it.

That's the best part, how it comes off like something a disappointed fan might say.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Ague Proof posted:

They used actual children as voice actors who had to be replaced when their voices broke.

Ironically puberty blockers would have prolonged his career.

...I admit, I'd tune in to watch the trans Brain storyline

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Well this validates our view of the powerful and wealthy living lives free of consequences for monstrous acts, buuttt

Let's still insist it's a democrat thing, and continue to cut taxes and funnel wealth to the richest of the rich

Very internally consistent. That may sound sarcastic, but I mean it for these fuckers

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I love how it's always tht same people. They've got a really shallow bench

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Sekhmnet posted:

Didn't it come out that few if any of those medals are real, he just pins shiny stuff to his jacket magpie-like?

I just can't imagine doing that and not being immediately laughed the gently caress out of whatever my job was

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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If cultural marxists wanna find a way to destroy western culture, they'll tesseract the gently caress out of spacetime to do it. They have no morals

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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A ton of buck sex

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I always assumed my dad was drafted for Nam then it turned out he volunteered to "get ahead of" the draft

I would get "a hell out" personally

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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poor life choice posted:

Demagoguery. I think he did it on purpose to get a positive or negative reaction from the people it would get a rise out of.

e: like there was no "buh" sound, you start those words from different parts of your mouth. The more I write the more tinfoil hat it will sound, but he reads from a teleprompter outside of his interviews right? I struggle to believe this isn't a racist having some fun.

I agree with this. Plausible deniability, you have the cover of it being a vocal flub, happens all the time. Anyone who points out what he was obviously about to say is treated like they are crazy, but engaged racists know what's actually being saidnotsaid. Gets his jollies off, the smug prick

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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MattO posted:

There's a Ronald Reagan Blvd by me and every time I gotta drive on it I get confused and lost

"I'll just use the GPS. Quigley, direct me to my destination."

"Calculating zodiac positions, one moment"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Twelve by Pies posted:

I know Tucker Carlson is probably worse overall than Hannity but god I hate that smug fucker and can't wait for him to follow Rush.

Caught a bit of Hannity while making a run to the store, and it was "The left expects us to hate the ultra-rich but you know what? I've never gotten a job from a poor person. I've never had a poor person pay me a salary. I've never been in a restaurant built by a poor person, because they don't have money to build them!"

I've never had my wage withheld by a poor person, or my tips stolen. I've never been fired from my job by a poor person. I've never had my coverage denied by a poor person. I've never been given an overdraft fee by a poor person. I've never

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Did Frank show up? Did he wave a gun around? Flog Wolf Cola perhaps?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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tek79 posted:

Trump flag onto his trailer camper that features an idealized/muscular Trump holding a machine gun equipped with an RPG.

What an iconographic clusterfuck

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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They'd just be like "oh well isn't Prince PrObLeMaTiC too, libs? :smuggo:" as if a campaign of colonialist terror is somehow just another pet issue for cancel culture

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Good lord, how many Maryland flags can be in your field of vision before you have a seizure

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Doctor Butts posted:

Edit: there's a thin blue line/fop sign on the highway here and every time I notice it I get angry.

Seriously, gently caress FOP

I'm a Dapper Dan man.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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If you take a long enough view of history, every atrocity is just a blip! Hell, the Earth itself has been around for a cosmological microsecond, so nothing we do here matters! LET'S GET WEIRD

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Spacedad posted:

The astroturf hit-job on CRT reminds me of the hysteria over ACORN.

As in: Complete astroturf hit-job by right wing media & dark-money groups, designed to demonize black people in the most cartoonish ignorant way possible, but which managed to stoke outrage among vicious gullibles. Even the originator of it is a young career smear-merchant who fabricated this poo poo.

Except in this case, there's enough of a backlash agains the hysteria over CRT that this latest poo poo seems to be firing up the dem base, especially after General Milley schooled Gaetz, and 'white rage' became a useful buzzword for mocking the astroturfed anti-CRT hysteria.

I think as bad as this stupid poo poo is, this bullshit winds up pissing off and engaging people opposed to trumpism more than trumpists pushing it.

It helps they can't seem to come up with anything incorrect CRT describes, or really anything besides "it will divide us" which, like, that job is loving done by this point?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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YouTube: we can only recognize Nazi poo poo when someone collects it together and says "this is Nazi poo poo btw"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

e: also it's bizarre how competent but bad his paintings are. I'm no artist but the dude in the foreground looks like he'd dwarf Lincoln.

No figure looms larger in the mind of the conservative than the Beknighted American White Male

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I hate the hands. It's very "oh every detail is RICH with SYMBOLIC MEANING" school and it gets under my skin

Observe the tangent of the finger creating an implied line to GEORGE WASHINGTON

Also I guess JFK will just fuckin' point

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I am puking my eyes out



Ocular crime

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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I wanna sell rainbow flags outside a church as "covenant flags" and get increasingly confused and belligerent when people balk

These are NICE they're supposed to be NICE

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Why is he touching the dude's chest that's weird

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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It's worth at least one good, loud bitchslap

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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ILL Machina posted:

My semi-chud dad

Well I need something else to get this through to
My semi-chud kinda dad
Baby, baby
Well I need something something else
He's not listening when I say
Trump lied

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Yeah I know a lot of places that are full of rental properties run by out-of-town landlords. They're messed up, collapsing, paint peeling, brickwork crumbling, burst water pipes and stagnant waste pipes, no heat or AC, rats and roaches. If that's the landlording system functioning then it's literally impossible to do any worse

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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ILL Machina posted:

I can get over the anger in the term woke, but then calling yourself wide awake...

Me hate they call themselves enlightened! Is stuck up!

And they not enlightened, WE enlightened!!!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Zeroisanumber posted:

Wait, they don't put ice in drinks in France?

I got ice there, only when I asked for a glass. They just kept giving me ice! I'm like, GLASS please, a GLASS

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Europeans walk around sopping wet all the time. Just smelling of mildew with wrinkled fingers and free healthcare.

Breath hot and sticky from their iceless bitter sodas

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Instead of revolutions, they're "revaluations"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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No genuine nazi would phrase their excuse to purposefully point out the self-contradiction, for gently caress's sake

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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LonsomeSon posted:

The host lays out that somewhere under 1600 Tigers were manufactured and fielded by the nazis during all of World War Two, and during the year 1942 just the state of Michigan was rolling 1200 Shermans per month off of their lines.

Sounds like this dude I used to play Civ IV against. HOW DO YOU HAVE NEW TANKS EVERY TURN? HOW ARE THEY ALL PROMOTED TO BLITZ?!?

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