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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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I love how these things tend to bring their participants right to the verge of reality, only to have them all deny their lying eyes which have clearly been compromised by a big government psyop. I don't see a mass wave of fentanyl powered godless terrorist migrants swarming the border like an invading army, but I know in my heart it's happening so this must be a grift!

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Gyges
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Dude's view of the world is amazing. Society goes to hell any minute, and you'll totally be fine in your house because you've got a gun. A tool that is not at all hard to find in the US, is pretty intuitive in how to use, and you're known as the crazy gently caress who hordes survival supplies. If society was actually 2 seconds from collapse, you would be far better served to be seen as a helpful and beloved member of you community rather than an insane loner who give everyone else the creeps and makes it known that he'll laugh at you if you ask for help.

Gyges
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FFT posted:

What? No, freedom costs $1.05

And if you don't pay your $1.05, who will??

Joe Biden's inflation has made it $1.71, the monster.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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PhazonLink posted:

what about Green Day?

The Right Wing were confounded and outraged when they suddenly said something or other about how Trump sucks. Nobody could have possibly seen it coming that the band who released American Idiot wouldn't be down with the GOP. Almost as shocking a betrayal as when everyone learned that Rage Against The Machine were full on Leftists.

Gyges
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The Islamic Shock posted:

The NYPD admitted they have no evidence on a brown guy having committed the crime he presumably got the poo poo beaten out of him for, the evidence for assault and battery by a bunch of white guys is not exactly hard to obtain, and of course that happens

It's hard out there when you've got that blue flu and are being pressured by the higher ups. Not to mention the fine upstanding citizens who accused him are probably known to you, so you gotta take their word for it.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Subjunctive posted:

Why are so many of the tweets and articles about this making it sound like problem is that the victim wasn’t really a migrant?

They're pointing out that absolutely nothing of what they said actually happened. Perhaps they could be worded better, but the point is that the thieving migrant was a non-thieving citizen whose only crime was being not-white in the presence of their on air interview with Hannity. Even if he was a migrant, it would still be a hate crime broadcast live that the NYPD didn't give a poo poo about.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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It's funny when people bitch about people speaking Spanish and pretend that's their issue. However if you actually look at who they're pissed at, it's always someone who looks like they might be from South of the Rio Grande. They never get pissed and yell at white people speaking Spanish. I know a guy whose mom is from Spain, and I've seen people get their "SPEAK ENGLISH" hackles up and turn to start something when he's talking to his family in public. Then they see it's an older blonde lady, her blonde son, and his kid and the rage visibly drains from their face.

Like the only time I have ever seen anyone get pissed about people speaking non-English European languages is if they know the people and they have "private conversations" at a gathering. Which is still dumb as gently caress, but at least within sight of the lands of reason.

Edit: I know Spain is in Europe, but people who get pissed about people not speaking English are convinced it's in the darkest part of Mexico.

Gyges fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Feb 11, 2024

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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99 beards but a bitch ain't one.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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PhazonLink posted:

you know even if it most likely helps Rs lose, I dont like that people just use this as a shortcut to thinking who/what to vote for.

18% of a demographic that tends to skew young isn't too bad. Lots of kids who haven't yet formed their own beliefs vote based on what an authority figure says or tells them. Swift is as good a choice as what their parents grumble about at the dinner table.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Cancer still sucks for taking 70 years to take out a pill popping, chain smoking, alcohol swilling, fat gently caress with blocked arteries who refused to exercise. That's a shitbag that normally non-lethal diseases could take out. Cancer didn't really want it, and doesn't deserve the W.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Wasn't a major point of the movie that the criminals worked for the evil corporation?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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I love all the people arguing that actually the society in Starship Troopers looks awesome and they wish they lived there. They're literally drafting children by the end, and they think it looks great.

Also, we live in one of the most squalid periods in all of history.
https://twitter.com/HariSel57511397/status/1758538042338394517

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Ted Nugent would poo poo himself to death before he even approached the backline, let alone the frontline.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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At least he's just doing an idiotic culture war peacocking. Back when I worked at the library we had a guy win a seat on the county commission who's drive was to close all the libraries in the county because they "did nothing but cost money". He insisted that they could just buy everyone a tablet and it would be the same thing but cheaper.

Culture Warriors are horrible pieces of poo poo, but at least most of them aren't libertarians.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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ContinuityNewTimes posted:

Dodging the draft is probably the most ethical thing Nugent has ever done

Is it ethical to stay home loving 14 year olds while lying to get out of the war you support? Doesn't seem like it.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Sarcastro posted:

It's kind of amazing that they set out to prove one thing, but accidentally proved that virtually every liberal is smart enough to figure out the fundamental flaw with those questions, and virtually every conservative isn't.

While most are pretty clearly looking for money or a fame comeback, there are those who found religion and hit the zealotry of the converted. Also a few people with for real brain damage.

Gyges
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The Lone Badger posted:

There was a biiiig disagreement about which goddess was the hottest. Lot of people dead.

The lucky ones were dead. Everyone else was turned into some freaky monster or some other torment for saying/having sweeter tits or sewing better than a goddess.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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BiggerBoat posted:

It didn't always used to be this way and was a lot more laid back but it's gotten increasingly MAGA over the last decade or so and the shift in overall mood, temperament and...meanness and anger I guess is very palpable . Plus, at least here in St. Johns County, we're getting a LOT of disgruntled New Yorkers, Phillies, Jerseys and Connecticuts who are fleeing the "liberal nightmare" cities they lived in. And, to be fair to them, their reasons aren't entirely ridiculous or irrational but we're getting the worst of the worst from up north, who were miserable people to start with, and who view whatever Desantis is doing down here as a net positive. People who voted for Trump, love guns and the death penalty but live in NY, DE, NJ or whatever but very few religious zealots; at least to my eyes.

Pretty sure that's one of the big reasons that Florida is pretty much blood red now.

That, along with a stunningly inept Democratic Party here in this state but that's a whole other subject.

You're also getting all the complete imbeciles from Jacksonville who insist that Duval County is every bit the hellhole they've been told New York and LA are. They don't want to give up their job though, so they'll just move across the county line and live in the utopia that is St. Johns County while working in Mad Max Jax. Always people who were living at the beaches or the intercoastal too.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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OgNar posted:

"The researchers concluded at the time that women were drawn to Obama through physical attraction. However, the 2020 study indicated that women, while ovulating, were drawn to former President Trump because of his high degree of intelligence, not physical attractiveness."
https://twitter.com/TheNatPulse/status/1761774138287370670

I think this is the first time I've seen an article about a single fact in a study which itself refutes the article in the abstract. Obviously I don't have access to the full study, but based on the title and abstract I'm comfortable giving this 5 screaming Pinocchio's held for clinical treatment.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I first learned of that dude's existence when someone posted a clip of him shirtless and screaming at vegetables in a supermarket. He's a special, special kind of loon.

How much of it is the grift and how much of it is legit brain worms is impossible for anyone not part of the Liver Royalty to determine. The few appearances of the Liver Princes that I've seem have had them acting far too normally for them to actually live the promotional media presentation.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Sephyr posted:

Reading his e-mail to the doc he was tryingto get to adjust his $12,000 a month worth of steroids and hormones, he's entirely rational and cool-headed, so at least then, the bluster and such were 100% grift.

He seems to have amped it up since the scandal, and who knows how the stress of the exposure plus trying to stay on the influencer treadmill have affected him since. But I'd still bet on grifter trying to lock in the attention of fickle hogs.

Oh the "fitness" part is all grift. I'm talking about the non-fitness primal parts like sleeping on wooden beds, no shoes, questionable hygiene, no wifi, and putting all electronics inside faraday cages when entering the house. The less roided out caveman media antics of his lifestyle grift.

Gyges
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The Lone Badger posted:

He’s definitely dehydrated for the pic above right? My understanding is that it’s only possible to look like that for short periods before passing out.

He's on tens of thousands of dollars a month of roids and flexing as had as he can. Probably a little dehydrated, but not nearly like for an actual photoshoot or movie scene where you would have planned out a diet an hydration routine for weeks to reach peak on a specific day.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Can't believe NBC has the gall to AI deep fake crisis actor Nazis into CPAC.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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It's nice to see Competent Evil finally retiring so we can really strap in for the full ascendence of Wildcard Evil.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Elephant Ambush posted:


Edit: the replies are just amazing. Turbo racist sexists declaring the end of civilization in the most clownish ways

https://twitter.com/0xAlaric/status/1762900371809198375?t=TFLH5HLNd17MKdBAheBa1A&s=19

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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PhazonLink posted:

does he have a single piece of evidence to back that up?

If you can't trust an email that's subject starts fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd, then what can you trust?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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OgNar posted:

"People who don't speak languages. We have languages coming in to our country, nobody that speaks those languages. They're truly foreign languages. Nobody speaks them"

https://i.imgur.com/HdVM2P2.mp4

I wonder if Pentecostals are gonna pull that knife out of their back, or if continuing on like it isn't there is a sign of God's power.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Sax Mortar posted:

Is this based on that story about one girl who only spoke Quechua a couple years ago who people originally thought was mute until someone...spoke Quechua to her? Meaning someone spoke it, but it wasn't spanish so "oh no no one speaks it!"

No, it absolutely is not based on a single verifiable instance that actually happened and your favorite president's bigly smart brain remembered on the spot. It's based on him not understanding what someone said one time and deciding that it was an unknown language and not his brain failing to parse an accent.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Panfilo posted:

Their laser focus is to emphasize that books like Gender Queer are being shown to elementary school kids and rebuking the 'lie' that leftists claim is not happening. They really have to focus on the most outrageous scenario, like a hypothetical Drag Queen reading to Kindergarteners about how to eat rear end or something.

In terms of controversial movies honestly I think Romeo and Juliet is a better example, which was shown in schools often and not only had boobs but I later learned they were underage boobs, with zero outrage by Moms for Liberty apparently.

It was made back when Rock Stars made hit songs about loving 14 year olds. A more innocent and pure time, unlike the degeneracy of today.

Gyges
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Wait, is big tittie blonds no longer a popular search on porn hub? Not my particular jam, but I feel bad for all the under 25 year olds who never got the chance to see a blonde lady with an amazing rack objectified.

Gyges
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Panfilo posted:

Boobs make them so confused they don't know what to think these days lol
https://twitter.com/theserfstv/status/1765431805594014161?t=A51Ejkojg9PgoWo8W18MXw&s=19

Look, there's a trashy and a classy way to have your cleavage hang out. The difference is how I imagine the libs are reacting to it.

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I like how she can't even be bothered to be the full Chair, just let someone else do the work and give her the authority for embezzlement.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Who needs workers when we've got AI to tide us over until the Rapture that is totally happening within our lifetime?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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It's funny, in all my years of schooling the teachers pushing their politics into the classroom were always conservatives or right leaning conspiracy theorists. Never once was I taught leftist woke politically correct propaganda. Several of my teachers, particularly in college, were clearly to the left of the center but they never pushed any agenda.

I remember kids getting poo poo for being different, but it was always from the safe seat of a young white Christian boy.

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After The War posted:

Why the gently caress did they say "sixth-graders" then write the kids as much younger? ("Despite being unaware of what a 'Biden Supporter' was...") Bush/Dukakis was when I was when I was in second grade - it wasn't covered in detail but everyone understood what it was. Bush/Clinton was sixth grade, and that included actual stuff about the electoral college and the history of why it existed. (My teacher said that, if someone won the popular vote but lost the electoral in the modern age, we'd probably do away with the EC. Which, looking back, lol, lmao, etc)

I'm beginning to think these people don't know anything about kids (or schools) at all!

If nothing else, this godforsaken century has been very good at showing us that we're just as loving stupid and illogical as we ever were as a species. So many reasonable assumptions about how we'd deal with crazy hypotheticals and historical repeats just thrown out the window, as we realize we're perhaps even dumber than out ancestors.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Remember, it's perfectly normal to just show up and request jury duty, New York MAGA.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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Can they not take an extra minute or two, so their debate me bro videos aren't just this side of showing a clock wildly spinning in the background with every cut?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

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At this point I'm not sure Rudy is mentally capable of refraining from any 2020 conspiracy talk in general. He's like a sovereign citizen looking for a cop to yell at.

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Murgos posted:

Conservatives keep claiming that Biden is in advanced stages of senility and they just stuff him full of speed and cocaine before big events to make him seem rational and coherent.

Why do people just nod along with that like it’s a thing?

In what universe does giving someone with dementia huge doses of drugs make them rational instead of just demented and high likely spewing gibberish at 90 mph and screaming at the spiders?

You give dementia patients anti-psychotics when they are having severe agitation because it helps relieve their confusion and stress. It doesn’t make them world class public speakers.

Conservatives ranting about wildly inaccurate effects of drugs and the resulting salacious poo poo that didn't happen has a long and noble history in this country. I'd be far more surprised if they were accurately bitching about a clear and true instance of someone using drugs.

Kind of surprised they haven't claimed Biden is snorting Fentanyl, given that's their current scary drug boogieman.

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