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Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

toanoradian posted:

Just go listen to Lou Reads the Internet for You for a few days, that'll immunize you for most a lot of horrible written internet stuff.

edit: i have underestimated the horrible side of internet

This really is true. Anybody who can't make it through Sissykiss would never make it through :nws:the Cum on Food forums:nws:. That episode nearly made me weep for humanity, it is disgusting both in the way you would expect and also for how horrible the people featured are. Speaking of how horrible the people are, :nms::nws: here is Lou reading probably the most hosed up, violent fetishes to exist.:nws::nms: I almost tapped out on this one within the first few minutes, but for some reason decided to listen to the whole thing. My recommendation is to not do that.

That said, nothing that the F Plus has read has fazed me, because they have to be funny, and Lou doesn't.

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2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

Cleretic posted:

Ironically, the TVTropes episode was both my introduction to the F Plus, and the only one I can't manage to listen to all the way through more than once. There's just something about Troper Tales that's so intangibly awkward that I can't stomach it. Somehow the bug one's manageable, yet Troper Tales? Nope.

My favorite episode's the MUD roleplaying bios one, though, which is... probably obvious to people given the evidence at hand.

That one is brilliant. "Her legs are sex. She has a will work out boby. You can her puss"

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Red Minjo posted:

This really is true. Anybody who can't make it through Sissykiss would never make it through :nws:the Cum on Food forums:nws:. That episode nearly made me weep for humanity, it is disgusting both in the way you would expect and also for how horrible the people featured are. Speaking of how horrible the people are, :nms::nws: here is Lou reading probably the most hosed up, violent fetishes to exist.:nws::nms: I almost tapped out on this one within the first few minutes, but for some reason decided to listen to the whole thing. My recommendation is to not do that.

Thanks for the mentions. I guested on 2 episodes of The F-Plus a while back and had a great time. I'm always glad to hear that there is some crossover with our podcasts since Lemon and the guys & gals of F-Plus are a nice bunch of folks. I really enjoyed the SissyKiss one. Its a forum I thought about doing but when I was considering it I had recently done an adult diaper thing so it was too soon. Maybe some day I'll dig in there myself. Its pretty amazingly dumb but obviously I try not to tread the same ground to avoid too much duplication. They cover some great topics that I wish I'd found!

For the record: Cum on Food forums is the only forum that made me retch IRL while I was recording it. Dark Fetish was so awful I had to stop reading it a couple of times and take a walk. I saw a lot of pictures on that site I wish I could un-see....

King Lou fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Jun 4, 2013

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

King Lou posted:

For the record: Cum on Food forums is the only forum that made me retch IRL while I was recording it.
I listened to that episode last night after the link here. Hearing you audibly try not to puke every few sentences was about the only thing that gave any solace (it was also pretty funny).

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I'll add that multiple people have reported to me that they had to pull their cars over while listening to the Cum on Food episode due to dry heaving. *Feather in the Cap* :barf: I also recently had a 15 year old kid email me saying he listened to that episode (with his parents permission) and that he's a fan... Not really sure how I feel about that one.

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad

King Lou posted:

I also recently had a 15 year old kid email me saying he listened to that episode (with his parents permission) and that he's a fan... Not really sure how I feel about that one.

They say every time God closes a door, He has some 15-year-old kid discover his love of cumming on food.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

You either made "the talk" much easier or much harder for his parents.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You for sure made dinner uncomfortable!

:rimshot:

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
To draw away from all things disgusting, Episode 100.2(-1-1.-1-1) was amazing. Especially the bunnybread voice juggling.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Oh man that TimeCube stuff is just the rantings of a schizophrenic.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Whoever decided that Bunnybread would have to read a thing where he had to make up voices for everything was a genius. Also, Legolas being Obama was really amazing.

WHY THE gently caress DID I LISTEN TO ANY OF THOSE LOU READS THINGS

Grondoth fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jun 4, 2013

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



I just noticed something. The Readers list for episode 100 ends with:

quote:

with special segments from and Jimmyfranks.
It's super not a big deal, but I thought I would point it out in case someone's not getting proper credit. I still haven't got around to listening to the episode itself, so I'm not really sure who.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Ariong posted:

It's super not a big deal, but I thought I would point it out in case someone's not getting proper credit. I still haven't got around to listening to the episode itself, so I'm not really sure who.

Clearly it was Skaft Punk, Skalverchair, Nirskana, Skallex, and I'm going to stop here because coming up with ska puns they haven't used by now is hard. Also I kind of want to hear ska covers of Skrillex songs.

Seriously though, it's probably meant to be Portaxx.

EDIT: I mean Portskaxx.

Cleretic fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jun 5, 2013

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
The ska bands thing is honestly my favorite (relatively) recurring joke you guys have made, if only because Jimmyfranks sounds so earnest listing all the names.
Did all the readers contribute names or was it a one-man job?

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
It was a collaborative effort, kind of a brainstormy thing. We did the same thing for the long list of improv troupes Lemon names in the Mix'd Nuts/Meetballz short.

Regrettably, I cannot take credit for "Chortle Kombat."

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


100th episode is amazing. Bunnybread's Obama and Chong are killing me

Also: Chiskago

TontoCorazon fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jun 5, 2013

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

For as common an impression as Chong is, Bunnybread's is still astonishingly accurate.

Bunnybread
Feb 16, 2012

I hadn't completely read the story before so I had no real plan on how to approach it.
I actually just started reading with one voice in mind and that was going to be Juggalo Jake as Legolas. Then Boots quickly jumped in after I did the first Jugolas Jake line and said it was going to be almost impossible to understand. So I had to scramble pretty quickly and you all heard the subsequent tragedy. God drat that Boots.


And I'm filled with pride that Chortle Kombat is still remembered fondly. It is right up there with my band name skantribution of 'Nine Inch Horn Section'.

Bunnybread fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jun 6, 2013

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Chortal Kombat makes me giggle every time i think about it.

Also The Von Skandies and Skantana,

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!
Skaskadoo

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

No 4 Non Skandes?

KingKalamari
Aug 24, 2007

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack
Don't forget Elton Skahn and his hit single "Skandle in the Wind"

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
The Mighty Mighty Skatones. Reel Ska Fish. Five Iron Frenzska. Streetlight Manifestska.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

2-Tone Live Crew

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

omnibobb posted:

The Mighty Mighty Skatones. Reel Ska Fish. Five Iron Frenzska. Streetlight Manifestska.

Muskard Plug, Skave Ferris, The Aqskabats!, Against All Skathority.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Y'know, last night I was looking through the archives to find an episode or 2 to listen to. I was surprised to see Skanzig were in one of the episodes, since I completely forgot all about that.

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream
Skadiggity

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
Skankin' Pickle

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Really, this many posts and no mention of Aretha Skanklin?

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
They Might Be Skants

Bowling For Ska

I'm really just going through my iTunes list now.

Ska (figure that one out)

Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
I seem to recall suggesting Skandau Ballet, but I don't think it was put in the F+ Live promo video or the episode 100 stuff.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



S.K.A

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?
Lonely Skaland
Ska Patrol
London Skaharmonic

Firstscion
Apr 11, 2008

Born Lucky

Skahad
a.k.a Paskafier

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Notorious SKA
Yo-Yo Ska
Portugal. The Ska
Mariah Skarey
Sir Ska-a-lot

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
What we're saying is please do a podcast just about you guys listing fake Ska cover bands.

jim close
Feb 25, 2007
Nothing beats Genskasis featuring Phil Skallins :colbert:

The Nekobe story reminds me of the Aristocrats joke, and I can't believe they gave him $600...
"This never would have happened if you'd only let me yiff the otter!"

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Ahem, that's $600 and multiple handjobs thank you very much. And he needed those handjobs because otherwise he would die of an ahandjobosis-induced heart attack.

A Long Way Down
Jul 14, 2009

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

Grimey Drawer

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What we're saying is please do a podcast just about you guys listing fake Ska cover bands.

I could listen to Jimmyfranks read ska band names for hours.

I'll pay, goddamnit.

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Squint
Jul 14, 2007

Extremely Not Bad
A new episode is up, and it's all about Men's Rights Advocates!

Before listening, please take the necessary precautions to prevent your punching whatever speakers the podcast will be coming out of.

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