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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

(Mildly :nws: for photoshop-filtered-over tits and hamfisted gore)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-brzDTN-c
Starring: Happy Dave's moobs, bad filmmaking, Photoshop-esque filters for miles
Not Starring: Talent

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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Hasters posted:

poo poo guys Happy Dave's street team found the thread, I hope you're happy :mad:
Never assume you don't live in the worst of all possible worlds.

I would've thought if it taught you anything, The F Plus would've taught you that much.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

A Meat posted:

So how long until the Adult Baby Clown Fucker crossover episode?
You didn't catch the diapers in that clown transformation story? We're already most of the way there, all we need is cummies.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Cleretic posted:

illiciting scares.
When scares are outlawed, only outlaws will be scary!

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Rotten Red Rod posted:


I've found the most dating site success with OkCupid. It's also the dating site that requires you to put in the most effort to have a decent profile. See a correlation? Having a dating life means WORKING AT IT. The (gasp) girls have to work too!
Bullshit, girls just wait for a seat on the cock carousel to open up.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

DrManiac posted:

I wonder how much of this lovely behavior comes from privilege.
I think it's mostly that these people are insufferable assholes.

HipGnosis posted:

the new ep is soooo stupis

sub supau fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Nov 12, 2013

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

I'm sitting here re-listening to the latest episode.

I'm sitting here listening to teenagers whine about how tiring school is and how homework sucks and how they're too exhausted to do things.

I'm sitting here at midnight after a ten-hour work day, with probably another hour ahead of me, finishing a freelance project due tomorrow morning so I can make some money and pay rent and bills.

I'm sitting here hating goddamned teenagers.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

You guys missed out on an opportunity to feature the latest NaNoWriMo masterpiece by... Ulillillia's sister!

http://nanowrimo.org/participants/kaekilia/novels/the-demon-within-414110

His name is Robert Paulson.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Welp, and now "my mother" is a trigger word.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Wait wasn't there one guy on these forums who mentioned loving his little sister's teddy bear and letting her play with it?

fake edit: Aha, it was the Forums' own dogfucker Morally Inept:

Morally Inept posted:

Almost daily I would find an excuse to whack off. Even to the point that I would take my sisters stuffed bears and rip an ear off and in the bathroom hump the teddy bear in the ear and ejaculate in the head. After a while this made a pretty disgusting teddy bear that would crinkle with dried semen as my sister would try to play with it.

I guess a) at least he didn't gently caress it because it was a teddy bear, and b) it's slightly less disturbing than loving a dog.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea for a bit we had mod protected threads talking about 'ironic' incest rape porn so I'm sure if you shake some trees you can find whatever you need for Irregular episodes.
Hey now, it was "noncon" and "dubcon" not rape!

Jesus gently caress me that might have been the creepiest thing about that thread, which is quite an achievement.

e: Just finished listening again to the latest episode, and I really, really hope MLP does turn out to be the new Invader Zim or Tiny Toons and not the new Sonic the Hedgehog. At least the former gives me some hope for these people and humanity in general.

sub supau fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Dec 13, 2013

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

In case anybody was wonderig what that Adam Bozarth's "sort of cartoon" was, here's a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWI2Il8GAk&list=PLChmxKYOuWIIYah6aiUWI7gPPZVgKuhJa

Is there a version that's viewable outside America?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Flython posted:

Something absolutely mind blowing from the F Plus site.


Glass the Earth. Leave nothing standing.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Seeing his films on a real screen in a room of real people is a loving trip though.
Wait, he actually made things?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Made with: "The Sims 3: Pets"

e:
Duke Arfaas of the Hebbleskin Gang
Candi Flippo
Dolly Malestrom
Jeraime Malestrom
Shalia Flippo

Dude certainly has a way with names.

And that way is the wrong way.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Grondoth posted:

Dozer is gold. I donno if he'll blow up like CWC;
I hope he doesn't. Blowing up is precisely what made Chris-chan stop being funny, thanks to the sad obsessive creeplords that follow him like he were Ironic Jesus.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Grondoth posted:

Etymologists: 'Gay identity' a linguistic fraud!
I really actually want to read this, because I have a hunch he doesn't know what etymologists or linguistics or gays are.

e: Dear God it's everything I could've hoped.

quote:

Turns out, the term "homosexual" itself didn't even appear in the English language until 1892. And the classifications used by the LGBTQ(P) system of today are actually even more recent than that. No ancient language and no ancient system contained any such classification system.
The word "homosexual" and the various terms in LGBTQ are both relatively recent coinages, therefore gays aren't real. Also other, older cultures didn't bother distinguishing (or did so along different lines or simply with words that weren't specifically "dude who wants dudes"), therefore gays aren't real and never were real.

I guess that makes the Dozerfleet wiki an even more amazing discovery, being as it is on the "Internet", a term only coined in 1985 and therefore referring to a non-existent thing.

sub supau fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 3, 2014

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

"al-Queada"

The US has only been openly at war with al-Qaeda for what, a loving decade and change now, I can see how you could not know how to spell the name.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Freep is only funny in context; out of context it's soul-crushing. It's only really funny once you get a sense for the overall position of the place, start recognizing characters, and get enough of the repetition of certain ideas and terms. It's like one of those TV shows where you can't really just jump in and get into it right off the bat, you've kind of got to "watch" a few "episodes" for it to really start clicking.

Unlike the latest episode, which I've only got about 20 minutes into so far, where context would do nothing because it's dumbassery all the way down.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

This stuff isn't like BDSM. Respecting your partner is a fundamental tenet of BDSM.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Tumblr is fuckin' weird. It's like a social justice cargo cult. gently caress 'em if they can't take a joke.

What's the bet it's someone who was featured on an episode and read by Isfahan? Oh man, it's not often I'm tempted by Internet detectiving, but going CSI on that poo poo and finding out it's some third-year Japanese/sequential art major whose anime headmates were ridiculed....

Also you can't just bring this up and not link it. C'mon now.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Wait I'm confused, why do I have an episode from yesterday that's not even on the site?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

I went to a few exams high as poo poo, and that would definitely seem like a fantastic idea then.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'm glad that ended in someone making a joke about Lemon's weird pronouncing of things.
Are you telling me that they aren't paggans?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Fanzay posted:

Pægæns.
Shoosh, you'll give them ideas.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

I love this kind of episode, mostly because I prefer the ones about people who are just loving idiots rather than the ones who are (maliciously or otherwise) broken as hell. The ones you want to slap rather than the ones you want to die. They're also kind of a relief, a fart joke in the middle of a black comedy.

Also I just love the episodes where everyone keeps bursting out into laughter. It never gets old hearing people just lose their poo poo like that.

KingKalamari posted:

It never ceases to amaze me the degree to which people will identify themselves by the media they consume.
I totally used to be one of those people. Then I turned 17.

e:

Tatum Girlparts posted:

They're not MRAs or whatever, they're not hurting anyone, but they're posting this poo poo in public and it's fair game to snicker at it.
Yeah, this. They're not evil, they're just dumb, and sometimes it's fun to laugh at dumbasses.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Rebochan posted:

Really, I don't see much difference between forcing your guests to humor you and your Gears of War cog rings and forcing them to fly out of the country and put themselves up in a lavish hotel as a tribute to your excess.
Well one solid part of it is that it's yet another layer of self-indulgence on top of the layer inherent to the entire thing. And it's one thing to do a themed wedding because the theme is meaningful to you and your partner, it's a whole other thing to then feel compelled to rub everyone's faces in it at every turn. Like, I'll bet there are plenty of other weddings on that site that were basically fine, where the people involved had a sense of perspective and the ability to empathize with others.

e: Also holy poo poo I don't even. The people that go to your wedding aren't there in "a tribute to your excess", they're there because they loving love you and want to celebrate a big milestone in your life with you! I'm totally ambivalent about actually being at weddings, but drat man, that's a super cynical attitude to take.

sub supau fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 27, 2014

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Emasculator posted:

I think I'm the only person who didn't find the Roy Orbison episode particularly entertaining. It was fine for the car trip I was in, but a little dull after a while.
It's still one of only two episodes I haven't listened to, because I feel like that joke is just kind of played-out at this point. It's basically Tubgirl to me. The other one's the Sinead O'Connor one, because I've read enough of the source material to know it would just annoy the poo poo out of me.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

OK, you've convinced me, I'm going in.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Um, so is anyone else not having the new episode show up in their feed?

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Dylan16807 posted:

Mine's backdated to Feb. 13, try looking there.
That did it, thanks.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

So I would like to thank this show for invading and occupying my brain.

I went to a Ghostface Killah/Raekwon gig the other night, and the moment I heard the opening notes of "Shimmy Shimmy Ya", all I could think of was Doritos sandwiches and BLEND IT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

All-natural organic antifreeze, remember?
brb, rubbing hot lava on my dick

what, it's natural!

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007


sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

HYPER-SCAT

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

To paraphrase a wise man, "pool toy" to them is like the c word and the n word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Hey so apparently the other day there was a coincidental F-Plus/Worst Things For Sale crossover.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Champeenship posted:

I catergorise these people with the other 'the future is me' sort of people. They never think about how their skill set may not be a priority for colonising mars, because they already know that they will be a part of the future.
Oh, so this new one is about Malatoran Randians in Space?

Downloading immediately

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Djeser posted:

I think Bozarth's comment that it was like Manhattan after an apocalypse was really accurate. They were reading from people who were poets and graphics designers who wanted to go to Mars because their skills would be useful for colonizing new planets.
Yeah, I was a little disappointed it turned out to be less going Galt and more going to Burning Man, but good thing is deluded "artists" and ideas guys are always hilarious.

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sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Can I assume the teased 'even more shameless' crowdfunder is FundMyLife or whatever, that has literally no standards?
You say that like IGG has standards.

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