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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



mods pls change my name to DYNAMIC JIZZ PARTICLES tia

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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



They did link this http://heightismreport.tumblr.com/ for whoever was putting together the height doc

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Bunnybread has consistently been one of the best readers and I hope he does this forever. I've been listening to random old episodes and newer ones and he's basically batting a thousand.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



RyokoTK posted:

Really the only thing he gets mad at is the memes, so of course Portaxx delightfully rubs as much salt into that wound as possible.

That was definitely payback for Pokegirls, and honestly could have been a lot worse.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I'm glad someone mentioned in the episode that they wanted Victor Laszlo to hear all that because I wanted it too! It would be really interesting to break down WHY its bad. Like, are the heavy metals in there on purpose and they just got the amounts wrong? Do they just assume that because they have everything logically worked out, things like factories and keeping it mold-free will automatically happen like in a computer program? "There can't be mold in it, I didn't program it to have mold in it! If it has mold in it, its because the hardware is faulty, therefore the product itself is perfect!"

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



BENGHAZI 2 posted:

he describes kitchens like they're a loving nightmare hellscape of misery and pain, it's great

just wait until you hear his take on grocery stores!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Is anyone having trouble using the donate link? It keeps telling me it can't process my donation at this time

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Tsaedje posted:

Sleeping with this playing on my headphones did a number on my dreams, let me tell you

Is that how ridiculists are made?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I just listened to the most recent vampire episode and it was amazing! I haven't heard one with Portaxx in a while so that was nice, and I think I feel the same way about old internet stuff. Also I forget who it was that read vamper erotic poetry like a 1930s radio newscaster but it loving slayed me.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I love the sound of kumquatxop starting up like a lawnmower, all sputtering and UUHHH YES HI UHH AAAAH

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



all of a sudden I need to think of something for him to read in the Juggernaut Lonely voice from episode 102. $10 is so little...

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I was thinking picky eaters of the chicken nuggets and fries only variety would make a good doc, but apparently they know they're too hosed up and don't post about it anywhere :(

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I don't suppose anyone has the sound file for that? I need a new alarm.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



one of my favorite things about Garbage Day is what it did to j w friedman in the episode of I Don't Even Own A Television that was recorded the day after

http://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/2018/04/15/104-mazes-and-monsters/

I found this while catching up on it and its amazing.

edit: :siren:WARNING THEY TALK ABOUT SKA FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER THE HALFWAY POINT:siren:

A Moose fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jun 18, 2018

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I really really hope they get J.W. Friedman in this one!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Does anyone have a link to the skit about the guy that realizes he's been drunk for 20 something years and finally sobers up and doesn't remember anything after age 12? I think it was Left Handed Radio but I couldn't find much of their stuff. I need to show it to someone.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Wrestlepig posted:

It’s in episode 200 part 2 as a clip

Thanks! I found it at 57:44! Too bad it doesn't seem to exist by itself anywhere

https://thefpl.us/episode/200b

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I can't decide if that one guy's wife is a real doll or a real woman he has tied up in his basement.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Seems like there's a doc waiting to be written about Medium.com. They could even read bits of that article and then drink heavily

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



RyokoTK posted:

It’s like when MBMBAM skipped episode 420 because they knew they couldn’t meme hard enough to meet audience expectations. It’s alright to admit defeat.

No! They didn't skip 420, it just got "unstuck in time"! It could still find its way back to us!

Edit: Episode

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



So apparently someone on Twitter found a message board for landlords called "biggerpockets.com"

https://twitter.com/tonydwagner/status/1148442052851408897

I don't have time to look at it now, hopefully that guy on twitter didn't find the only 3 funny things on it but if someone gets to it before I do you're welcome to it.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



darthbob88 posted:

Ba-cock Obama. Gerald Porn. Millard Fill-more.

"Fill-me-more" was RIGHT THERE

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




:chloe:

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I'm pretty sure they're referencing



so I don't know if its fake because they're referencing a meme, or if the meme got people to do it for real.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Rageaholic posted:

I guess I'm technically a NEET because of a disability/mental health issues but I'm certainly not proud of it. I'd never brag about it or anything. I hate that I'm in this position.

People who enjoy being like this make me cringe hard.

they don't enjoy being like that, they're trying so hard to convince each other and themselves they enjoy it because otherwise they'd have to admit they don't, and then they'd have to do something about it. Either fixing it or killing themselves are equally unattractive options to them.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Maybe next year they can do an east coast F Plus Live?? Boston deserves terrible things!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I think Bozarth is probably my favorite. Once I was bored and looked up Left Handed Radio on Spotify and listened to it in a semi-random order, there's a LOT of good stuff on there!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



LanceHunter posted:

The Intern needs some kind of award for “Best throwing the episode off-the-rails” moment. I broke out laughing in the middle of the gym.

Seriously, as the music started slowly getting louder, the entire episode descended into total chaos and basically stayed like that for the rest of it. It was amazing

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



This was such a good episode! I love that in most of the posts, the OP was the actual bad roommate, but since everyone else reading it is a redditor, they didn't notice

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



This site is finally going to die, and nobody's going to know except the ~5000 goons left because everyone else thought it died years ago. Seems like it should be bigger news though I guess who would actually talk about it? Reddit? They're still mad we took away their "free speech" subreddits.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



T-man posted:

you're forgetting that this site is like one or two degrees removed from the entire Too Online community for both comedy and leftism. We're gonna get a few moratorium pieces, the people who left years ago might say something like getfiscal, and the community of weirdos mad they got banned for saying slurs will be gross.

I feel like at this point we've even out-lasted the people who got banned. Is Something Sensitive still around? I guess Kiwi farms is still around

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I feel like we missed our chance to submit a doc on the SA no carb thread and all its bread-nightmares-and-killing-dogs-with-heavy-cream glory though I guess that also had a lot of people posting pictures of their "food" that was a lot of the comedy

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Just found out my new job has blocked thefpl.us for some reason. Is there anywhere else I can find the podcast?

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



X-Ray Pecs posted:

Honestly the episode I could never relisten to is Pokegirls; I read the SA thread on it YEARS ago and the F Plus episode just covers “what if Pokémon had tits and pun names” and (for good reason) glosses over how extremely rapey Pokegirls are, and how many pages of lore there are to justify all the rape.

what the gently caress, you mean there's MORE rape that they skipped? I never saw that thread but holy poo poo, there's a lot of rape in the episode. Like, a LOT.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



My favorite one from the movie pitch episodes is Adam's reading of that insane movie pitch that sounded like it was written on peyote and included the phrase "dangerous like a vampire cowboy" and the way he just responded to everything with "uh huh"

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



so, i'm not sure how far back these are recorded, but did the star seed rap kill DMX? it would be very difficult to prove it didn't!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



confederate flags are not a super funny joke anymore, even ironically. what the gently caress, Lemon

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I mean the fact that it was still up there until someone complained about it. I'm not saying hes alt right or anything, but really? Hey everyone, maybe you should take down any confederate flag imagery you have that's visible to the public in case that didn't already occur to you

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Improbable Lobster posted:

Keto can actually be reasonable healthy if you're eating a lot of veggies and keeping it clean instead of drinking coffee flavoured coconut oil to wash down your lard salad

That's the point though. There's a pretty good Sawbones episode about the keto diet, and they mentioned that it was originally only used for children because they're the only people who would stick to the diet because they can mostly only eat what they're given. It sucks so bad that almost nobody who does it voluntarily is doing it right.

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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



I wonder if Lemon has gotten serious offers to run ads. There probably is some company that wouldn't mind having their ad in the dickbugs episode, just to name one at random.

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