turbo sex bat 4000 posted:

If anyone in Vancouver is stupid enough to want a 1997 BMW 540i (6-speed manual) that has plagued me for the last two years, send me a PM

Current issues:
Rear bumper shell is toast from being rear-ended two weeks ago. Pix on request
Valve cover gaskets need replacing PDQ
Rough idle on cold starts (may be related to above, i don't give a poo poo anymore)
Power steering tensioner on its way out (squeals a bit when cold)
Expansion tank probably has a small crack, there is a bit of dried coolant around the engine bay.
Lovely check engine light to help you see in the darkness (see one or more of above issues)
Broken glovebox handle

Historical issues:
The expansion tank has been replaced before, as has another coolant hose. Suspicious? Probably!!
Both cats have been replaced as of a year ago.

Good things:
Grey car
Nice wheels
Sexy car
Go fast

$3300 or whatever, gently caress this earth