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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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The best bit was clearly the kick. Saitama just sliding along the ground, looking down at the beaten up guy he's now next to.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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SpacePig posted:

"My sweet, sexy boys!".

Oh my god, he's Griffen McElroy...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Plus, I kind of assumed the written test Saitama failed on was stuff like first aid, evacuation procedures, how to find Sea King without stealing Mumen Rider's phone...

Saitama is a good punchman, but as we keep seeing, there's more to being a hero than punches.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Nah, i think she's wearing one of these

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Yeah, I think :thejoke: was that an ordinary mosquite would be Bizarro Saitama's easiest fight.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Saitama thinks much like this thread.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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A good Jobber has to be shown as strong and competent most of the time, or it doesn't mean anything when they job to the proper villain.

Therefore Genos is strong and competent most of the time, unless it's an opponent Saitama is going to be (or has been) fighting.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Sindai posted:

I like to imagine a cartoon pop noise when that punch reaches Elder Centipede's butt and his butt antennas fly off.

I see it as being like when Zelda Boss Worms die, but starting from the head instead of the tail. Each segment explodes, the final one explodes a lot.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Is it just me, or is Tatsumaki looking more like a short adult than a lost child now that we know she's actually the older sister?

Also, isn't she the only character other than Saitama to go super-simple art so far?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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There's at least one punchline

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Next big villain is Pig God - He keeps buying and eating everything on sale before Saitama can get to it.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I'm hoping Garou decided to bring a live hero, to fight in front of the monsters to show them exactly what he can do.

And Saitama is incredibly disappointed to find out they weren't going to a new discount supermarket.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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IMO the main reason Genos doesn't feel like Worf is because he's rarely clowned by a monster. He gets in good hits, stops the monster from harming civilians, forces it to change forms and reveal a new power etc.

So, even though he loses, he doesn't utterly fail.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Josuke Higashikata posted:

Lightspeed Flash >>>>>>> Flashy Flash > x ∞ Speed of Light Flash

So you're saying 'speed of light flash' is the name we should stick with?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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This is basic MMO stuff. Attacks are mitigated by defence stats, fall damage does a percentage of HP.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Their 'fight' would be struggling over the last packet of discount nuts. It would end with the grocery store destroyed and both of them banned.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Gologle posted:

I would be 100% a-okay if Garou was just drawn completely nude from now on yeah

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Blaze Dragon posted:

I would, with no hesistation, read a hentai drawn by Murata. Imagine the detail, it'd be more realistic than porn.

But I'd rather he stick to One Punch Man, because this is very good.

Unlike other artists (Mashima!) who should just have their hentai already.

I'd read a hentai by ONE. The action would be incredibly fluid, as would the fluids. It would also end up being a wholesome deconstruction and rebuild of the erotic genre.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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B-Class hero Raging Pornhole

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Her mentor is busy in HunterXHunter.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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bacon flaps posted:

Explain Garou.


The series does have plenty of unassuming types that don't exude the kind of power they hold, I will admit that.

Garou got beaten by Caped Baldy.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Background Tatsumaki is the highlight of that picture.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Elentor posted:

For example, Zombieman can defeat Carnage Kabuto even though Genos who reliably loses over dozens of times and Metal Bat can't.

Kabuto rampages for one week. Then he's all worn out, and Zombieman fights back.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Pig God ate his own rear end, it's gone now.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Murata redraws the entire s2 except for Saitama.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Every Puri Puri interaction since the first is wonderful.

It says a lot about how bad the first was, that the scales have yet to be balanced.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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So, Murata's porn hole is the Psychic Psisters' navels?


And meanwhile, Saitama obliviously wanders through the situation. I hope he never learns what was really going on.


Reminds me a little of Isaac and Miria in Baccano. Drink elixir of immortality during the prohibition, don't realise they haven't aged until the 2000s.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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That dog is gonna start living in Saitama's apartment, isn't it?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Between those and earthquakes, Japan just builds inflatable houses. Those chimneys are actually dancing-tube-men things.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Davinci posted:

What are "tank changes"?

3, 2, 1, Let's jam.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Obviously it's the newest incarnation of VaccieneMan.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Darth TNT posted:

I shouldn't read Pig God chapters before going to sleep. :ohdear:



I'm not sure, but I think that Atomic Samurais solution to sparkling clear water would be to cut a little harder.

Cut it into Hydrogen and Oxygen.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Blue Jeans Wrangler is probably a B-Lister somewhere.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Kild posted:

Genos gets stronger every time he loses


SyntheticPolygon posted:

If that was the case you'd think he would eventually reach the point where he stops losing.

Everyone else gets stronger every time he loses too.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Earth is in TROUBLE, the Trans-Reality Omni-Universal Brigade of Legendary Earths.

All the other members called their world Earth or some variation of 'the ground' too, because it turns out most cultures develop a spoken language before a concept of other worlds and a need to give their own a unique distinction.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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A-Class hero Handsome Exorcist, and his C-class assistant, Mob, who is not to be confused with S-class hero Psycho Helmet.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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He's bad at throwing, but Genos is good at catching, so it works out.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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They'll assume they're all part of King's posse, or possibly Bang.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I've never seen Kamen Rider, but I've learned through osmosis that he kicks for justice and rides a motorcycle. Also there's been lots of Kamen Riders, each with a different insect themed helmet.

Common Rider works about as well as Mumen Rider as a 'This guy is like Kamen but not as good' joke. Like when you have a hero named SuperGuy or Batsman you don't need to know more to get the joke.

Anime fans are generally in the 'vaguely aware of Kamen Rider' camp, and if not it's fun trivia when they wonder about the name, and now they're vaguely aware of Kamen Rider too.

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