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goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

apatite posted:

Right! It is a nifty self-fulfilling prophecy where everybody including me can go gently caress themselves.

Have a few pics because I'm being unnecessarily combative today and we should all like, totally try to get along, man







Im trying to understand the issue then, Do you want to make a difference in the world or not. If you care about that then why did you move away from it?

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Reducing your impact on the world does in fact make a positive impact. Also this thread is making a positive impact. It's OK.

Did anyone ever identify that weird skull?

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

goodness posted:

Do you want to make a difference in the world or not.

Not anymore

quote:

If you care about that then why did you move away from it?

If you love them, let them go


Leperflesh posted:

Did anyone ever identify that weird skull?

No but I did learn how to identify an Eastern Rat Snake. It's the double plates behind the anal plate that are most helpful for a noob, I think..







apatite fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Feb 16, 2016

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007
Red Eft~ My favorite newt youngling! <3 They're so cute. We used to find them hiding in our campfire ashes all the time.

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008
So if you toke, did you ever consider accidentally dropping a few seeds farther in your land...?

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Colonel J posted:

So if you toke, did you ever consider accidentally dropping a few seeds farther in your land...?

Or just growing in a garage/shed near the house. He lives in the middle of nowhere so it shouldn't be an issue. Where he is I don't think he could even get more than 1 harvest a year outside before all the plants died.

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

Oh My(,) Goodness!

You think that smoking cigarettes is so much of a health risk that I'm a big dummy for doing it, but somehow the risk associated with the cultivation of a schedule I substance is no big deal??

Goon logic I guess. Sorry guys that is one crop that I won't be tending to any time soon.

RazorDX
Nov 7, 2008
Can't blame you there, that's the sheriffs favorite cause for property seizure. After they shoot your dog.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Leperflesh posted:

Cigarettes have a pretty minimal carbon footprint, because both tobacco and paper are made from plants, and plants take their carbon from the atmosphere. There's still some carbon footprint from manufacture and transport, but no more than any typical consumer product really.

I know I'm a bit late to the party, but:
Quick climate lesson: since plants scrub the CO2 out of the air, they can (instead of being burned, thus releasing that CO2 back to the atmosphere) act as a carbon sink over time by dying, being buried (typically by natural causes - think 'bog' as an example), and then many millennia later being either turned to stone, coal, etc. So by being smoked they are acting as a neutral product (sans manufacture) instead a net decrease in CO2. Though the amount burned compared to cars, any kind of power plant, human-caused brush fires, etc. is pretty minimal, as you said.
But poo poo, smoke 'em if you got 'em. I'm more likely to die in the car on the way to work.

Anywho, I may pop up again after a couple more years of lurking. Keep on keepin' on. (Still love the pics)

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Smoking is cool you can do whatever you want in life.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

Stop being wieners you wieners.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

RazorDX posted:

Can't blame you there, that's the sheriffs favorite cause for property seizure. After they shoot your dog.

I have two dogs and I bought a house last year; got a knock at the door a few months later. It was the Police serving a warrant on the house for drugs, luckily they knocked since they were not sure if the person they were looking for was here. They still searched my place as the warrant was for the address not a person (kinda scary that they can get a warrant without real due diligence). Fast forward to last week and I have a note on my door from the county sheriffs department asking to call them. Turns out they caught the previous owner, seized a bunch of his money, and because my house is still his last known address they were coming to seize the house. Got it all worked out (hopefully) over the phone but yeah I am lucky that they did not shoot my dogs and seize my house. Don't grow drugs on your property, that is what your neighbor is for.

Also gently caress smoker hate, I will smoke a cig for you apatite.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

JEEVES420 posted:

Turns out they caught the previous owner, seized a bunch of his money, and because my house is still his last known address they were coming to seize the house.

:stonk: What the hell? The entire goddamned house?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Civil Asset Forfeiture. It's a screaming bloody injustice that is super-common in this country. John Oliver dedicated most of an episode to it, if you're interested, but the gist of it is, if you're suspected of a crime, they can charge your assets with a crime and then arrest them, right into their own bank accounts, and the onus is on you to hire a lawyer and prove your property innocent, which might be hard since they took your money first. Also you're probably already in some legal trouble. Also they spent it.

Yes. The police almost always get to spend what they seize. This in no way creates an enormous conflict of interest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks
Watch all of this. You need to know this is how it works if you live in this country.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jul 17, 2015

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Leperflesh posted:

Civil Asset Forfeiture. It's a screaming bloody injustice that is super-common in this country. John Oliver dedicated most of an episode to it, if you're interested, but the gist of it is, if you're suspected of a crime, they can charge your assets with a crime and then arrest them, right into their own bank accounts, and the onus is on you to hire a lawyer and prove your property innocent, which might be hard since they took your money first. Also you're probably already in some legal trouble. Also they spent it.

Yes. The police almost always get to spend what they seize. This in no way creates an enormous conflict of interest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks
Watch all of this. You need to know this is how it works if you live in this country.

not to blindly emptyquote, but Watch all of this. You need to know this is how it works if you live in this country.

my neighbor is still fighting to get back almost all of her assets due to her 15 year old son possessing several tiny bags of pot and a scale.

One of my coworkers is also fighting to get back all of his computer equipment due to having a roommate charged with underage porn.

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

Yeah don't get your stuff taken away by the government for doing stupid things. Possession of small amounts is just a ticket in a lot of places, let someone else assume the risk of getting their home taken away.



ANYWAY..................................................




apatite fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Feb 16, 2016

Fuzz Feets
Apr 11, 2009

What is that spiky plant? It is very neat looking. Just wanted to say love the pics and this thread keep it coming.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

apatite posted:

ANYWAY..................................................

What's with the shovel? The back up real fast and slam on the brakes method not good enough for you? :v:

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

That's a farm truck, brakes are more like a suggestion of stoppage.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

angryrobots posted:

That's a farm truck, brakes are more like a suggestion of stoppage.

So just back up real fast till you hit a stump/tree/ditch like a farmer.

RazorDX
Nov 7, 2008

JEEVES420 posted:

I have two dogs and I bought a house last year; got a knock at the door a few months later. It was the Police serving a warrant on the house for drugs, luckily they knocked since they were not sure if the person they were looking for was here. They still searched my place as the warrant was for the address not a person (kinda scary that they can get a warrant without real due diligence). Fast forward to last week and I have a note on my door from the county sheriffs department asking to call them. Turns out they caught the previous owner, seized a bunch of his money, and because my house is still his last known address they were coming to seize the house. Got it all worked out (hopefully) over the phone but yeah I am lucky that they did not shoot my dogs and seize my house. Don't grow drugs on your property, that is what your neighbor is for.

Also gently caress smoker hate, I will smoke a cig for you apatite.

Good to know in some jurisdictions they still handle things civilly. In my neck of the woods any drug related search warrant is executed by a "task force" that uses SWAT tactics to break into your house and "catch you off guard" so you can't "dispose of evidence." In situations like that a dog that is guarding you won't be asking to see a badge before it reacts, which they can legally use as an excuse to shoot to kill.

Any properties, vehicles, or assets associated or "potentially purchased by" drug activity can be seized and will be auctioned off to fund discretionary spending for the department.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

angryrobots posted:

That's a farm truck, brakes are more like a suggestion of stoppage.

It's a Toyota, I'm surprised enough of the bed is left to hold the dirt in.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Plastic bed liner is good for .5ton.

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...

apatite posted:

Yeah don't get your stuff taken away by the government for doing stupid things. Possession of small amounts is just a ticket in a lot of places, let someone else assume the risk of getting their home taken away.

I don't have a dog in this fight but a lot of states do have a number of plants you're allowed per acre because weed does grow on it's own in the wild. I'm not suggesting you actually do anything but make sure you know your state and local specifics.

I don't even smoke, but I live in KY and we have so much wild weed that if it wasn't for a little understanding the family farm would have been seized 10 times over by now. We've also had issues with assholes trespassing to plant on our property gorilla style, so keep an eye out for that.

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

Fuzz Feets posted:

What is that spiky plant? It is very neat looking. Just wanted to say love the pics and this thread keep it coming.

I can't remember, will try to look it up again but it sure is neat! It grows near the stream behind the house


Parts Kit posted:

What's with the shovel? The back up real fast and slam on the brakes method not good enough for you? :v:


angryrobots posted:

That's a farm truck, brakes are more like a suggestion of stoppage.

Yeah there is only one front caliper and the vague rear drums. Plus it is an automatic transmission so stopping isn't something you do quickly...


Spermy Smurf posted:

So just back up real fast till you hit a stump/tree/ditch like a farmer.


Seat Safety Switch posted:

It's a Toyota, I'm surprised enough of the bed is left to hold the dirt in.


angryrobots posted:

Plastic bed liner is good for .5ton.

There isn't really much of the floor left so that load of dirt is sagging down on the rubberish floor covering about a good foot below where the floor used to be :)




Time for more wild fungus pics? Sure, took a bunch the other night



















rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?
Do you identify and collect them? Not that any of those should be eaten. I think I see a russula emetica and an amanita muscaria. The one near the stump might be some kind of bolete, hard to tell without seeing the bottom. Your far enough north where king boletes (aka porcini) can be had.

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

rdb posted:

Do you identify and collect them? Not that any of those should be eaten. I think I see a russula emetica and an amanita muscaria. The one near the stump might be some kind of bolete, hard to tell without seeing the bottom. Your far enough north where king boletes (aka porcini) can be had.

No I just look at them and take pictures of them and leave them alone :) At this point we have ~thousands of pics of fungus *shrug*

Widdershins
May 19, 2007
Not even trying

Fuzz Feets posted:

What is that spiky plant? It is very neat looking. Just wanted to say love the pics and this thread keep it coming.

apatite posted:

I can't remember, will try to look it up again but it sure is neat! It grows near the stream behind the house

I think this is Bur-reed

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

Widdershins posted:

I think this is Bur-reed

+10 internet points to Widdershins, here's a cool page: http://botany.wisc.edu/jsulman/Sparganium%20identification%20key%20and%20descriptionX.htm

and another pretty cool page: http://plants.usda.gov/core/profile?symbol=SPAM with Really Cool Stuff

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

We've also had issues with assholes trespassing to plant on our property gorilla style, so keep an eye out for that.

I'm now imagining a bunch of gorillas planting weed on people's farmland

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

We've also had issues with assholes trespassing to plant on our property gorilla style, so keep an eye out for that.

turbomoose posted:

I'm now imagining a bunch of gorillas planting weed on people's farmland

Pair of loving racists.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Some of the Sheep posted:

Pair of loving racists.

Don't chimp out man, it's just a post.

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...

turbomoose posted:

I'm now imagining a bunch of gorillas planting weed on people's farmland

If that were the case I wouldn't be talking poo poo. Where does an 800lb gorilla plant weed?

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:

If that were the case I wouldn't be talking poo poo. Where does an 800lb gorilla plant weed?

Wherever the gently caress it wants to.

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
Back to smoking lectures! Apatite, I love your wild adventures and want you to enjoy them for a long time. If your mom died of cancer, smoker or not, your own risk is likely much higher.

Having worked in oncology, I've seen some awful poo poo. It's mostly a slow, painful, and expensive way to go out. People spend their final months/years in misery and poverty, dragging their loved ones along for the ride.

So yeah, quit loving smoking and live long enough to be eaten by bears, preferably while live streaming your grisly grizzly death for this thread's amusement.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


High Lord Elbow posted:

Back to smoking lectures! Apatite, I love your wild adventures and want you to enjoy them for a long time. If your mom died of cancer, smoker or not, your own risk is likely much higher.

Having worked in oncology, I've seen some awful poo poo. It's mostly a slow, painful, and expensive way to go out. People spend their final months/years in misery and poverty, dragging their loved ones along for the ride.

So yeah, quit loving smoking and live long enough to be eaten by bears, preferably while live streaming your grisly grizzly death for this thread's amusement.

e: guilty of Posting While Tired. But yeah, plz to not derail.

SoundMonkey fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jul 28, 2015

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Do you get any turtles out there?

:3:

I like turtles.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Turtles like ponds.

Frogs also like them. I've always sort of had this half-assed idea that if I had a pond on my property, turtles and frogs would just sort of magically appear to colonize it.

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?

Leperflesh posted:

Turtles like ponds.

Frogs also like them. I've always sort of had this half-assed idea that if I had a pond on my property, turtles and frogs would just sort of magically appear to colonize it.

They do. I can't keep the turtles out of mine, the largemouth bass take care of all the frogs.

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High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
Frogs have definitely colonized my swimming pool. I find their little chlorine-eaten carcasses in the skimmer every morning. Stupid frogs. I don't want to kill you. :(

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