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My dog took a dump on the front step. I picked it up, bagged it, and then threw the bag at his head. He did not know what to do. I occasionally go cat bowling. It's exactly what it sounds like. In the middle of writing this post I noticed that my dog had rapidly defrosting poop stuck to his paw and had been running around with it there for the last 10 minutes. Goddamnit, dog! I cleaned it off, but I can't be arsed to mop the floor right now. There's no visible shitstains, so it's fine, right? 
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Clandestine! fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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^^ what they said. Dont feel guilt, dude!  Today I put a cone on my dog's head for no reason other than to watch him run around and struggle. Whenever I'm crying he comes up to cuddle and lately has been licking the snot off my face. When Im crying I don't really give a gently caress that he's tongue deep in boogers but afterwards I feel dirty. Bonzo you little bastard, you're not here to comfort me at all! 
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