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why oh WHY
Apr 25, 2012

So like I said, not my fault. Nobody can judge me for it.
But, yeah...
Okay.
I admit it.
Human teenager Rainbow Dash was hot!

goatface posted:

What am I even looking at there?

The Monkey Man's porno collection.

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AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


That's a lot of H-games.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I bet that guy's really good at Jenga.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

A fallen stack of anime on VHS?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Grrl Anachronism posted:

A fallen stack of anime on VHS?
Those definitely aren't VHS boxes; I'm guessing that it's this stuff.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
Why is the light blurred out? Or maybe that's his goony face up there.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

I just thought it was the world's biggest collection of Card Captor Sakura on VHS :stare:

Apathetic Artist
Dec 23, 2010

Terrible wallpaper and they put it everywhere.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Is it scary rape games or just old school porn? And I'd say that blurred corner appears to be a person who's identity they wish to protect, judging by the pajama'd leg that is unblurred.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Aside from the towering stack of anime porn (:stonk:) and ugly wallpaper, it's probably the cleanest goon lair in this whole thread.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lamprotornis posted:

Welcome to the house my roommate used to live in.













Fortunately he hated the conditions enough that he keeps his space decently tidy.

I know this is going back maybe 25 pages but your friend is Masaokis from what I see of the kitchen and the white toilet.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Why don't either of the toilet tanks have lids? Don't they know they could hoard more crap on top of those?

cubivore
Nov 30, 2006

fuck you, got mine
How can anyone even tell that stack of animes is anime porn?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


cubivore posted:

How can anyone even tell that stack of animes is anime porn?

Because it always is.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
The towel on the chair is the best part.

"Mustn't leave footprints on the good chairs while I build my tower of anime porno games!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The towel on the chair is the best part.

"Mustn't leave footprints on the good chairs while I build my tower of anime porno games!"

His mom would probably get mad.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
How big is that bed. Did he push two queen-sizes together?

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Squishy posted:

How big is that bed. Did he push two queen-sizes together?

Yeah weird. It looks like the area between the two body pillows is the only place that has been touched, and that can't take up very much more room than a full.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
Two posts in the back show the width of a headboard but it's still confusing. And look at how disgusting the area around that door knob is.

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

cubivore posted:

How can anyone even tell that stack of animes is anime porn?

I assumed they were because of the shape of the boxes and also the fact that they're covered in Japanese Cartoon People. It reminded me of the game boxes in the anime "Welcome to the NHK" where a shut-in ends up helping his neighbor develop a hentai game. Good show, you can get it on Netflix actually.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Two posts in the back show the width of a headboard but it's still confusing. And look at how disgusting the area around that door knob is.

gently caress the doorknob look at the framed my little pony.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Mr. Squishy posted:

How big is that bed. Did he push two queen-sizes together?

Looks like two twins or maybe fulls pushed together. Totally makes sense. I knew guys I'm college who did that to make sure his anime pillow waifus didn't get jealous when he couldn't sleep with them all.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Zombie Boat posted:

gently caress the doorknob look at the framed my little pony.

Nah I'm pretty sure it's the other way around, mate.

Quatrefoil
Feb 13, 2010

Zombie Boat posted:

gently caress the doorknob look at the framed my little pony.

Probably did gently caress the doorknob while looking at the framed my little pony by the looks of it.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Quatrefoil posted:

Probably did gently caress the doorknob while looking at the framed my little pony by the looks of it.

he slipped it in his butt, the ring is poo

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Toriori posted:

Hahaha oh christ, okay, I don't know the photographer from this article but I know someone who knows her (yeah yeah...)
Anyway, the person I know is also a photographer and holy poo poo, let me tell you something, these are hipsters. What social media/mainstream thinks are hipsters isn't it, these are and it's loving stupid. Almost everyone I know in that clique has parents who are rich as gently caress and I guess it's some sort of weird self-fulfilment thing to act like they're poor and drink cheap beer but do coke and buy ridiculously expensive ugly clothing for the purpose of being ironic or something. Almost always live in nasty pigsty's. You see a lot of artist hovels when doing curatorial work, and this particular style of photographer really think and act like they're some special niche but it's just rich white kids thinking it's fun to be poor and messy. You could easily make a bingo for this brand of artist and get it quickly from these photos. I had a good laugh at this article at the expense of those in it. End rant.

e: loving barf, looks like a container with used tampons in it in one picture. Surprised even me. Don't want to imagine the smell :barf:

They're really sexy

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

secondary sexual characteristics, im amazed

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

crusader_complex posted:

secondary sexual characteristics, im amazed

Im pretty sure the original dakimakura concept has one tame and one sexy side. Just that now most of them have both sides explicit.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
No pictures of the trailer sadly:

http://fox43.com/2014/08/13/children-locked-inside-home-for-years-as-parents-play-world-of-warcraft/

quote:

Photo: Anaheim Police via KTLA

A California couple have been sentenced to prison for extreme child neglect after locking their two daughters in their mobile home for years.

The husband and wife were reportedly “obsessed” with the online game ‘World of Warcraft’ according to KTLA. They were both unemployed and played the game all day for years.

Lester Louis Huffmire and his wife Petra Huffmire, both 41, pleaded guilty on Aug. 5 to two felony counts of child abuse, two misdemeanor counts of false imprisonment, one misdemeanor count of contributing to delinquency of a minor, and sentencing enhancements for great bodily injury, according to a news release from the Orange County District Attorney’s Office.

Prosecutors said the home was unsanitary and uninhabitable . Investigator found kitchen appliances “covered in mold and cobwebs, stacks of trash, debris, mold, and feces throughout the home, a pile of used condoms under a stuffed teddy bear, and inoperable toilets,” according to the release.

The two girls, ages 5 and 10, were not allowed out of the house for any reason -even to attend school.

When police were informed by a neighbor about the situation the children were found with dirt crusted on their feet, matted hair, damaged teeth beyond repair, and malnourished, the release stated.

Lester Huffmire was sentenced to five years in state prison. Petra Huffmire was sentenced to three years and four months in state
prison.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Christ, it's like that E/N thread from a few years ago about CPS taking some goon's kid away cranked up to 11. :smith:

At least that goon and his wife eventually realized that poo poo was wrong and fixed their life before it ever got anywhere near as bad as this.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

crusader_complex posted:

secondary sexual characteristics, im amazed

Most of them even look sort of pleased, instead of miserable or frightened. This is the most mentally balanced body pillow lair I've seen!


I don't usually preach harsher sentences, but I feel like they should at least have gotten 15 years combined. :smith:

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

DrBouvenstein posted:

Christ, it's like that E/N thread from a few years ago about CPS taking some goon's kid away cranked up to 11. :smith:

At least that goon and his wife eventually realized that poo poo was wrong and fixed their life before it ever got anywhere near as bad as this.

I think the difference was deep down the CPS guy was a decent person that just had issues he needed to resolve. Whereas these two are most likely just irredeemable disgusting selfish monsters.

Caitlin
Aug 18, 2006

When I die, if there is a heaven, I will spend eternity rolling around with a pile of kittens.
There's a little bit of video of the outside in the video that goes with this article :

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/02/lester-and-petra-huffmire-imprisoned-children_n_3374998.html

Honestly, the windows themselves are pretty terrifying, I'm sure the inside would rival some of the worst in here.

EDIT : While attempting to find photos of the home mentioned, I instead found photos from a Satan worshipping murderer's home. Hooray? It is an exceptional amount of filth, though I can't save the pictures from the slideshow.

http://pix11.com/2014/11/06/photos-inside-home-of-devil-worshiper-accused-of-murder-sacrificing-animals/

Caitlin has a new favorite as of 17:12 on Nov 11, 2014

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Imagine being in that guy's guild, "Yeah, OrkRoxx and his wife just got arrested for locking their kids in a trailer so they could play WoW all the time."

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Imagine being in that guy's guild, "Yeah, OrkRoxx and his wife just got arrested for locking their kids in a trailer so they could play WoW all the time."

"Did they drop any good loot?"

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

No pictures of the trailer sadly:

http://fox43.com/2014/08/13/children-locked-inside-home-for-years-as-parents-play-world-of-warcraft/

quote:

When police were informed by a neighbor about the situation the children were found with dirt crusted on their feet, matted hair, damaged teeth beyond repair, and malnourished, the release stated.

I'm super-loving angry about that parallelism error :arghfist:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

HappyKitty posted:


I'm super-loving angry about that parallelism error :arghfist:

It's actually a pretty good day for a Fox affiliate if the worst offender in a story is a parallelism error

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


This weekend while cleaning up after my hoarder stepmother, my father found a broken toaster oven in his bedroom.

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fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

AuntBuck posted:

This weekend while cleaning up after my hoarder stepmother, my father found a broken toaster oven in his bedroom.

I would love to see pictures of the clean up if you're willing to share. Not in a gawking way, I just really love before and after/progress pics of clean outs. It makes me feel satisfied in a job well done.

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