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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Speaking of Spitting Image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQyUH9OMMM

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Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
The reason there are so few good cartoonists is being consistently funny in a restricted format like a one-panel political cartoon is really drat difficult, as much as anything else.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Guardian:

Phil Disley on the Tories' 2013 economic difficulties.


Iain Green on rail fare rises.
Inflation-busting price rises are going to make 2013 even more miserable for cash-strapped commuters.


Have a guess.


Torygraph:



Cartoonist of the year! :downsbravo:


Independent:



Daily :hitler::

quote:

“….and guess what, Mother. Bernard is sticking to his resolution. Nearly 12 hours since he touched a cigarette.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Only 1 cartoon today from the Independent.



Not much in the news either to report in. So quite a small post... sorry. D:

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Fluo posted:

Guardian:

That's a pretty good Osborne, actually. Just the right amount of sneering disdain. Only needs a little bit more smugness and it'd be perfect.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Fluo posted:

Only 1 cartoon today from the Independent.



Not much in the news either to report in. So quite a small post... sorry. D:

I sense Bozza's next avatar!

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I sense Bozza's next avatar!

No, the logo from this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_Parcels

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Depends on whether he ever does that post of level crossings tbh

Fluo
May 25, 2007


I'm awful with photoshop but here is some as I was bored.




:eng99:

wolfman101
Feb 8, 2004

PCXL Fanboy

Fluo posted:

Guardian:

Phil Disley on the Tories' 2013 economic difficulties.

For when one the Scream isn't enough.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zephro posted:

The reason there are so few good cartoonists is being consistently funny in a restricted format like a one-panel political cartoon is really drat difficult, as much as anything else.

To consistently make a funny cartoon in one panel that doesn't have 30 labels is really, really, really difficult.

To have it be quality and not miss your deadline is almost impossible. I really am impressed with guys like Rowson and Bell because they make visually pleasing, colored, detailed cartoons that are often humorous and free of DEBT written all over them.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Fluo posted:

Guardian:

Phil Disley on the Tories' 2013 economic difficulties.

This one's a gift that keeps on giving. Britannia is (I think) Theresa May and her plume is made of £100 notes. The fat pig is a piggy bank - overstuffed, of course - with a sprig of mistletoe hanging from its tail inviting you to kiss its arse. The boat's serial number is DIP3, referring to the triple dip recession, and the Tories are rowing it with silver spoons - presumably the ones they had in their mouths when they were born. Well, I say "rowing"; Osborne appears to be using his to stop a drowning person getting aboard the boat. There are no shops on the high street, just a food bank and an unemployment benefit office. And that's just the ones I can recall.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Jedit posted:

This one's a gift that keeps on giving. Britannia is (I think) Theresa May and her plume is made of £100 notes. The fat pig is a piggy bank - overstuffed, of course - with a sprig of mistletoe hanging from its tail inviting you to kiss its arse. The boat's serial number is DIP3, referring to the triple dip recession, and the Tories are rowing it with silver spoons - presumably the ones they had in their mouths when they were born. Well, I say "rowing"; Osborne appears to be using his to stop a drowning person getting aboard the boat. There are no shops on the high street, just a food bank and an unemployment benefit office. And that's just the ones I can recall.

The Lib Dem's are being hung out to dry, all the people are the man from Munch's Scream.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

This one's a gift that keeps on giving. Britannia is (I think) Theresa May and her plume is made of £100 notes. The fat pig is a piggy bank - overstuffed, of course - with a sprig of mistletoe hanging from its tail inviting you to kiss its arse. The boat's serial number is DIP3, referring to the triple dip recession, and the Tories are rowing it with silver spoons - presumably the ones they had in their mouths when they were born. Well, I say "rowing"; Osborne appears to be using his to stop a drowning person getting aboard the boat. There are no shops on the high street, just a food bank and an unemployment benefit office. And that's just the ones I can recall.

I assumed Britannia was Cameron, makes more sense symbolically and it looks more like him, except with long hair and a dress, than May. IDS stealing the valuables from the dead person's hand is a nice touch that I missed on the first look.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
I like how IDS is delicately removing the fingers of someone clinging for dear life, like he wants rid of them but is reluctant to touch a pauper.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I like how IDS is delicately removing the fingers of someone clinging for dear life, like he wants rid of them but is reluctant to touch a pauper.

There's also a blind person hanging from the ring at the bow by their stick.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Is that an iceberg in the background? The pound sterling going up in smoke is a nice touch too.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I like how IDS is delicately removing the fingers of someone clinging for dear life, like he wants rid of them but is reluctant to touch a pauper.

I thought it looked like he was stealing a ring from their dead fingers.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Guardian:

Obese people could be monitored to check whether they are taking exercise and have their benefits cut if they fail to do so




(timg'd as abit big).

Telegraph:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20896050
When will Argentina shut the gently caress up? They do this saber ratting whenever they are hated by their public to score some cheap political points. They do it every couple of months and Britain generally does nothing back, however since the Falklands War got Thatcher elected again. I think maybe Cameron might go for the same.

quote:

Buenos Aires, January 3rd, 2013

Mr Prime Minister David Cameron,

One hundred and eighty years ago on the same date, January 3rd, in a blatant exercise of 19th-century colonialism, Argentina was forcibly stripped of the Malvinas Islands, which are situated 14,000km (8700 miles) away from London.

The Argentines on the Islands were expelled by the Royal Navy and the United Kingdom subsequently began a population implantation process similar to that applied to other territories under colonial rule.

Since then, Britain, the colonial power, has refused to return the territories to the Argentine Republic, thus preventing it from restoring its territorial integrity.

The Question of the Malvinas Islands is also a cause embraced by Latin America and by a vast majority of peoples and governments around the world that reject colonialism.

In 1960, the United Nations proclaimed the necessity of "bringing to an end colonialism in all its forms and manifestations". In 1965, the General Assembly adopted, with no votes against (not even by the United Kingdom), a resolution considering the Malvinas Islands a colonial case and inviting the two countries to negotiate a solution to the sovereignty dispute between them.

This was followed by many other resolutions to that effect.

In the name of the Argentine people, I reiterate our invitation for us to abide by the resolutions of the United Nations.

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner
President of the Argentine Republic

In response Murdoch did the same thing but in Argentina newspaper. Pretty much adding [more] petrol to the fire.


Independent:




And have a spitting image.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jINZBOxdja8
:hitler: What do we call it when people go around stealing other peoples property? YOU!
:wotwot: A free market economy?
:hitler: RUBBISH! What do we call it David?
:smuggo: Socialism.
:hitler: Well Done David.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Jan 5, 2013

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010

Fluo posted:

Telegraph:



I probably shouldn't find this so amusing but I've gotten a lot of schadenfreude from the middle class screeching now that benefits cuts are happening to them as well. They probably don't even consider themselves to be really on benefits, benefits are something that scum receive after all and they're Valuable Members Of Society. So their payments are completely justified unlike that chav on the dole I bet he's living it up on his £71 a week that bastard.

Ideally this would convince them that the Tories and their neoliberal policies are designed to gently caress everyone over but I'm sure they'll continue being as myopic as ever.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
That Cameron one is fairly low effort. The second panel is a copy of the first, except with the arm and the form held aloft.

What's the goat in the Rowson one that IDS is trying to persuade to jump through the flaming hoop?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Sometimes a goat is just a goat.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Zephro posted:

That Cameron one is fairly low effort. The second panel is a copy of the first, except with the arm and the form held aloft.

What's the goat in the Rowson one that IDS is trying to persuade to jump through the flaming hoop?

Scape goat maybe? Scape goat on benefits and he's making it jump threw hoops. :smithcloud:

Fluo fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jan 5, 2013

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Fluo posted:

Scape goat maybe? Scape goat on benefits and he's making it jump threw hoops. :smithcloud:

It's definitely scapegoat, googling the word brings up paintings of goats with red cloths tied around their horns, which is apparently mentioned in the bible as being symbolic of the community's sins, so they tie it to the animal just before they drive it away.

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

Fluo posted:

Guardian:

The deputy prime minister plans to be a continued influence in government.

Also, it's a bit of A Thing Happened. There's been a new campaign of anti-smoking adverts on the telly that feature a cancerous growth appearing on a cigarette as someone smokes it. So Nick's a tumour to the Tories or something.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

LashLightning posted:

Also, it's a bit of A Thing Happened. There's been a new campaign of anti-smoking adverts on the telly that feature a cancerous growth appearing on a cigarette as someone smokes it. So Nick's a tumour to the Tories or something.

Yeah. The advert is :barf:.

Guardian:

Forthcoming cuts to welfare benefits.

Telegraph:

Cartoonist of the year ladies and gentlemen! :jiggled:

Indie:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Fluo posted:

Telegraph:

Cartoonist of the year ladies and gentlemen! :jiggled:

This one's not bad, actually. Cameron did start out talking about austerity until 2015 or 2016, but now it's triple dipped the economy he's talking about it lasting until 2020 instead of dropping it like a sane person would. I'm honestly surprised to see the Torygraph print something so openly critical of Cameron.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Jedit posted:

This one's not bad, actually. Cameron did start out talking about austerity until 2015 or 2016, but now it's triple dipped the economy he's talking about it lasting until 2020 instead of dropping it like a sane person would. I'm honestly surprised to see the Torygraph print something so openly critical of Cameron.
I interpreted it as Cameron being smugly confident that he'll see off his challengers (Boris, Osborne and Gove) and remain PM until 2020, when there'll be another election.

Oh god, the thought of the Tories still being in power until the end of the decade fills me with dread. :smith:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Payndz posted:

I interpreted it as Cameron being smugly confident that he'll see off his challengers (Boris, Osborne and Gove) and remain PM until 2020, when there'll be another election.

Oh god, the thought of the Tories still being in power until the end of the decade fills me with dread. :smith:

They won't win. They can't. Labour are 12 points ahead in the polls. Barring any Falklands level fuckery David Cameron is getting booted out at the next election.

Pity labour are barely any better. :smith:

Milotic
Mar 4, 2009

9CL apologist
Slippery Tilde

Gonzo McFee posted:

They won't win. They can't. Labour are 12 points ahead in the polls. Barring any Falklands level fuckery David Cameron is getting booted out at the next election.

Pity labour are barely any better. :smith:

Well hopefully at least Labour won't be insane enough us to marginalise us in Europe by withdrawing from the EU or becoming some second tier nation. So that's something I guess?

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Seems everything is back to normal.

Guardian:


David Cameron and Nick Clegg are launching a joint programme for the second half of parliament.


Théodore Géricault - The Raft of the Medusa.



No Daily Mail today. Seems he does 1 a week max and MAC calls us slackers?

UKIPgraph:

:smuggo:


Indy:

The Cammy Relaunches soon to come for Steve Bell?!

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Gonzo McFee posted:

They won't win. They can't.
That's what I keep telling myself. But then I remember the 1992 election. :smith:

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010

Fluo posted:

UKIPgraph:

:smuggo:

I love how even a guy who's presumably on Farage's side is incapable of drawing him as anything other than a smug arsehole.

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Looks more like a drunk to me.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Payndz posted:

That's what I keep telling myself. But then I remember the 1992 election. :smith:

No party in recent history has increased their share of the vote into their second term. Considering the conservatives didn't win the last election and now people have realised what they're like, it's not looking good for them. Thank gently caress.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

No party in recent history has increased their share of the vote into their second term. Considering the conservatives didn't win the last election and now people have realised what they're like, it's not looking good for them. Thank gently caress.

And here comes the 2015 Tory-UKIP coalition! :suicide:

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Fluo posted:

Guardian:

David Cameron and Nick Clegg are launching a joint programme for the second half of parliament.
What are the little red dying things that look a bit like Morph?

HCO Plumer GCB GCM
Apr 29, 2010

"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

Zephro posted:

What are the little red dying things that look a bit like Morph?

Members of the general public I think. Although why they're vaguely square, red and only have 4 fingers I have no clue.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Payndz posted:

That's what I keep telling myself. But then I remember the 1992 election. :smith:

People weren't sick of the Tories in 1992, they were sick of Thatcher. Faced with the choice between the relatively unknown John Major and Neil Kinnock, who they hadn't wanted in the last two General Elections, they elected not to rock the boat.

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HCO Plumer GCB GCM
Apr 29, 2010

"Gentlemen, we may not make history tomorrow, but we shall certainly change the geography."

Jedit posted:

People weren't sick of the Tories in 1992, they were sick of Thatcher. Faced with the choice between the relatively unknown John Major and Neil Kinnock, who they hadn't wanted in the last two General Elections, they elected not to rock the boat.

And factor in that Major was so boring he was almost invisible, whereas Kinnock walked down the beach with Glynys, promptly faceplanted himself into the sea and then got up and did a "victory punch the air" thing, which was Urrrrgh, and then got up at conference and shouted "WELLALLROOOOIIIIGHT" like some crazy welsh-yank hybrid which was double Urrrrrrrghhhhhno, both of which events got a ton of mileage in the press and on tv.

It was more Kinnock losing it, and less Major winning it.

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