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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Jedit posted:

You realise the story you linked to is about the UKIP suspending a candidate because he wants mandatory abortion for Down's babies, right? It's exactly the opposite of what you're implying.

No it's not.

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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Fluo posted:

Daily :hitler::


:laffo: oh the working class they're so funny.

If Mac ever reads this: Kill Yourself.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I sense Bozza's next avatar!

No, the logo from this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Star_Parcels

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Payndz posted:

That's what I keep telling myself. But then I remember the 1992 election. :smith:

No party in recent history has increased their share of the vote into their second term. Considering the conservatives didn't win the last election and now people have realised what they're like, it's not looking good for them. Thank gently caress.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Jedit posted:

The Eye just ran an almost identical joke on the cover, with the added detail that the caller was David Cameron. Shame on Steve Bell.

Considering that Clegg getting a shitload of abuse is the obvious route things are going to take, not really shame on either of them.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Fluo posted:

Daily Express Islamophobia:


Why is Prince Harry writing a speech on the EU?

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Yes.

It's mac.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Hahahaha now Gove has the fur cup.

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Apr 19, 2007

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Fluo posted:

Telegraph:

This one's almost good because it links to the other story nobody paid attention to, that a walrus came to Orkney http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-21647421

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Fluo posted:

Daily Express:


Honestly I wouldn't have expected the Express to side with the Argentinians by suggesting that Falklanders were rigging their referendum allowing rockhoppers to vote for Britain.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Fluo posted:

Daily Express:


What the gently caress is this? Atlantic Puffins are only found in the north :argh:

Also those penguins aren't as good as Steve Bell's pengiuns.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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LP97S posted:

Maybe it's because Ed's gone crazy like most of new Labour (with the whole "We can out Tory the Tories") and should just drown.

Annoyingly it seems to be working, http://www.theweek.co.uk/politics/margaret-thatcher/52435/labour-ahead-14-points-margaret-thatcher-backfire-tories

quote:

The Tories, according to polling conducted for The Sun over Tuesday and Wednesday, have slumped to 28 per cent, while Labour are up at 42 per cent, raising fears among Tory supporters that the very public outpouring of grief at the passing of the Great Warrior Queen might have backfired. (The Lib Dems just squeaked home ahead of UKIP – with 12 per cent to the Farage teram's 11 per cent.)

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Kegluneq posted:

I guess the Telegraph is hoping Cameron will fall on his own sword out of principle as well?

Well, fall backwards onto the sword being held behind him by his own party, surely?

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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SedanChair posted:

Do they actually look different from one another in the UK?

Sort of,

School:


Prison:


Though things change when you get to university.

University of Kent:


HMP Lincoln:

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Errr dunno, maybe it's just there as a "look it's London" thing although it is deliberately confusing as the skyline is drawn from the perspective of south London rather than North, where Wormwood Scrubs is.

Also how is the Westminster clock tower taller than The Shard? Surely that would have been mentioned somewhere when they built it.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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The Times' paywall is down























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Cloud Potato posted:

Yesterday's Independent on Sunday:


I can't figure out if this is meant to be a Battleship Potemkin reference or not.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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a] that's not how eggs work
b] why is billy hague trying to stare down eg miliband?
c] why is dennis the menace there?

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Wait a minute, does this mean Adams has lost CARTOONIST OF THE YEAR or did they just forget to add it?

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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"This memorial facility is now operated by Serco [something] Keep Off!!"

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goatface posted:

They just needed to fill out the lineup with another person who had a poorly concealed drug habit in the 90's.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Meanwhile the Eastern Daily Press has decided that racism is the answer

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Apr 19, 2007

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"UKIP would celebrate the "Last Night of the Proms" as an example of good humoured British pride, which the politically correct left deride."

What? I've never heard anyone give a poo poo about the last night of the proms let alone deride it.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Apr 19, 2007

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I do not know why I'm so amused by doing this.

Rude Dude With Tude fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Feb 24, 2014

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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I don't really get the reason behind the disney / salmond connection Brookes keeps pushing? Is it just "disney made a movie with scottish characters in it once" because that's super weak if so.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Crashbee posted:

Meanwhile Paul Thomas has drawn Clegg with an egg in his mouth and... a pile of fake eyelashes by his elbow?

also that's not how you build a fire :itwaspoo:

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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hahahahaha

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LemonDrizzle posted:

Where do you get hammer-and-sickle branded laptops?

I also would like to know this for.. reasons.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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woah woah woah what's going on here Farage and The UKIP aren't allowed on communist islamofascist broadcaster the BBC because of political correctness.

unless... they've been lying to us

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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I was drinking out of one in my local on Saturday.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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oh.. wow

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Because they're sticking their tongues out and wiggling their bums at her? Or something?

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Apr 19, 2007

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I'm genuinely surprised theres not Swarthy Looking Foreign Types hanging around Thomas' bins

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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yeah Pickles isn't a Good English Name at all, the red-faced econazi.

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Kegluneq posted:

gently caress me, that's actually a good joke. :stonk:

:confuoot:

Cloud Potato posted:

Yesterday's Mail:
"A family on an outing to Longleat safari park were nearly engulfed by flames when their car caught fire. For a long time they were unable to escape as lions were prowling outside."

“Okay. We’ll have another try. One medium rare and two well done….Pass the matches.”

So is this :marc: is it bizarro day?

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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I like that he's wearing a flat cap inside his helmet.

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Apr 19, 2007

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Why is ARE PRINCESS KATE attacking that Koschei on the news?

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Hur hur hur, I like this one

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