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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hey Civ V and Gods and Kings are on sale right now on Steam.

$15 for both Civ V and G+K is worth it.

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Hey Civ V and Gods and Kings are on sale right now on Steam.

$15 for both Civ V and G+K is worth it.

if you like a single match to last 6+ hours >:[

also how do you assign a religion? i just got a msg that it was too late to make a pantheon or some poo poo and still cant do anything w/ it and its like the 1990s


and im not real sure why people griped about spying and religion not being in the original game because they add next to nothing as far as i can tell

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

if you like a single match to last 6+ hours >:[

also how do you assign a religion? i just got a msg that it was too late to make a pantheon or some poo poo and still cant do anything w/ it and its like the 1990s

You gotta set up shrines/temples early on. I think its like 10 faith and you can set up a pantheon then you need something like 140 for a chance at a great prophet which you use to found a religion.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Pufflekins posted:

You gotta set up shrines/temples early on. I think its like 10 faith and you can set up a pantheon then you need something like 140 for a chance at a great prophet which you use to found a religion.

oh so its basically too late? lol my society is superior anyways because it doesnt have religion :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: gently caress you dad

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

also how do you assign a religion? i just got a msg that it was too late to make a pantheon or some poo poo and still cant do anything w/ it and its like the 1990s


Pantheons may not be founded once a religion has been enhanced and there are as many pantheons in the world as allowed religions.

If you build up shrines and poo poo early on, then you can send prophets to other countries which helps out a lot with diplomacy stuff.

BTW you can make the game a lot faster by doing this setting the game pace in the settings menu. Takes less time to build infantry, wonders etc and then at the same time you will be able to do the Space Race in less turns.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

oh so its basically too late? lol my society is superior anyways because it doesnt have religion :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: gently caress you dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qOvNgEsZ9s

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Pantheons may not be founded once a religion has been enhanced and there are as many pantheons in the world as allowed religions.

If you build up shrines and poo poo early on, then you can send prophets to other countries which helps out a lot with diplomacy stuff.

BTW you can make the game a lot faster by doing this setting the game pace in the settings menu. Takes less time to build infantry, wonders etc and then at the same time you will be able to do the Space Race in less turns.

oh ok cool, wasn't sure what the game speed settings actually meant thanks :)

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
ALL CAPS MESSAGE AGAIN

IS ANYONE DOWN FOR A POST GAME DEFCON MATCH ???

ALSO HERE IS SOME TERRIBLE CREED DUBSTEP POSSIBLY THE WORST THING HUMANITY HAS DONE YET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRnwd_f4XEo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

YES I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN YOU IN SOME HORRID DUBSTEP oh wait gently caress that have some Hanzel und Gretyl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGfGUcUdEQ4

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
not clicking bc that looks like some gay power metal bullshit

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

oh ok cool, wasn't sure what the game speed settings actually meant thanks :)

Yea I play the game on quick turns. Forming a religion happens after you find a pantheon then either buy a great prophet with faith or one is born. When you have a GP, click the guy and in the bottom left vertical menu should be an option for founding a religion.

Just lost a 9 hour game. Totally destroyed at the end. Welp!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

not clicking bc that looks like some gay power metal bullshit

Post a thread about music you listen to when you're mad.

DrCuntmuffins
Nov 10, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
how do i get into this defcon game

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

DrCuntmuffins posted:

how do i get into this defcon game

STEAM

DOWNLOAD IT

POST STEAM USER ID

(ARENT YOU DEPLOYED RIGHT NOW?)

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

GAS CURES KIKES posted:


(ARENT YOU DEPLOYED RIGHT NOW?)

air force

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

man real talk, i never got to have a sweet cushy deployment with internet and phones and poo poo wtf did i do wrong?

Oh yeah i enlisted.

actually i had 1 flying deployment where it was kinda cushy but i was so tired from the crazy schedule i just slept when i was off

:(

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

man real talk, i never got to have a sweet cushy deployment with internet and phones and poo poo wtf did i do wrong?

Oh yeah i enlisted.

actually i had 1 flying deployment where it was kinda cushy but i was so tired from the crazy schedule i just slept when i was off

:(

yeah and you singly defeated hitler in a crashing b-17 so idk

DrCuntmuffins
Nov 10, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
defcon isn't satellite internet compatible? also i cant use ventrilo because i live in a tent and other people sleep here

also my id is in the op but i actually have to add you fucks? ugh :effort:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

yeah and you singly defeated hitler in a crashing b-17 so idk

it was himmler.. hitler faked his death and came to the U.S. and later went on to change his name to Jerry Jones

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

it was himmler.. hitler faked his death and came to the U.S. and later went on to change his name to Jerry Jones

you mean George W Bush I think :smug:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

you mean George W Bush I think :smug:

DrCuntmuffins
Nov 10, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
i added q069 because thats literally the one person thats posted thats made their info available except me gently caress you all

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

DrCuntmuffins posted:

i added q069 because thats literally the one person thats posted thats made their info available except me gently caress you all

look @ the op you retard air force boot fag

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
ok DrCuntmuffins and me are in for a DEFCON game..

We can start in the next 30-45-60 minutes.

Who else is down?

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

ok DrCuntmuffins and me are in for a DEFCON game..

We can start in the next 30-45-60 minutes.

Who else is down?

idk how to play so ill play if you promise to be on my team and not backstab but youre a jew so i cant trust that so im stuck in a Gaming Paradox sorry

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

idk how to play so ill play if you promise to be on my team and not backstab but youre a jew so i cant trust that so im stuck in a Gaming Paradox sorry

Okay that's 3

Tenative start time is... 11:30 CST, we may delay 15 minutes if some last minute stragglers want in

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

GAS CURES KIKES posted:

Okay that's 3

Tenative start time is... 11:30 CST, we may delay 15 minutes if some last minute stragglers want in

do you agree to my terms or no sir

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

do you agree to my terms or no sir

of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXiitlwnXPY

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxk3c_SbWMg&t=273s

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I'm in.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

added u on steam I'm q069

there are the following continents availble:

N. America - Claimed by Shimazu
S. America - Claimed by Moker
Europe -
E. Europe -
Africa -
Asia -

Players (Steam Tag):

Moker (moker)
Shimazu (q069) - N. America
Pufflekins (pufflekins)
DrCuntmuffins (x290)

2 more slots left

will edit to update. claim your continents


Do you fuckers want a Ventrillo server or will chat suffice?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Dec 31, 2012

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
i got s america so i can kill this lying shyster

i can use voice but im super drunk also i only have mumble

genderstomper58 fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Dec 31, 2012

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS
May 26, 2012

by angerbot
I'm down for Africa. If I lose, I won't feel that bad :)

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

AIDS CURES FAGGOTS posted:

I'm down for Africa. If I lose, I won't feel that bad :)

i thought abt choosing them and nuking myself tbqh

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I want Asia. North Korea will rise
Edit: no. I want South America instead. The boys from brazil will be in full effect

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Pufflekins posted:

I want Asia. North Korea will rise
Edit: no. I want South America instead. The boys from brazil will be in full effect

i claimed SA retard

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Too busy spreading the word of Christ in Civ 5. Maybe another time for me.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Pufflekins posted:

I want Asia. North Korea will rise
Edit: no. I want South America instead. The boys from brazil will be in full effect

Moker claimed it first


added u on steam I'm q069

there are the following continents availble:

N. America - Claimed by Shimazu
S. America - Claimed by Moker
Europe -
E. Europe -
Africa - AIDS CURES FAGGOTS
Asia - Claimed by Pufflekins

Players (Steam Tag):

Moker (moker)
Shimazu (q069) - N. America
Pufflekins (pufflekins)
DrCuntmuffins (x290)
AIDS CURES FAGGOTS (Helldump Immunity)

2 more slots left

will edit to update. claim your continents


Do you fuckers want a Ventrillo server or will chat suffice?

SERVER LOBBY INFO:

RONALD REAGANS WET DREAM

PASSWORD GIP

ALLIANCES: Moker / Shimazu: Red Team

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
MUMBLE YOU DUMB KIKE

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

BULLETS CURE ISLAM posted:

MUMBLE YOU DUMB KIKE

I DONT HAVE MUMBLE BUT I CAN DOWNLOAD IT DO I NEED TO RUN A SERVER LOL STUPID JEWS

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