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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
another great brutal doom video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzhvJc6S24Y

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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
always on camera and microphone? Nice try obamadrone.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I have 2 invites for those dumb steam trading card accounts or whatever the hell they are.

Which of you nerds wants them?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Only joining if my real world rank carries over to the game.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
edit: God drat double post

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jun 3, 2013

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Cool new games I've been playing instead of the typical murder simulators known as BF3 and CSGO:

The Swapper - Platform puzzle game about using clones to solve puzzles. Game has a cool atmosphere and interesting concept.
Kentucky Route Zero - Game is weird but kind of interesting. Basically an old school text adventure, but with flat shaded 3d graphics. There's a lot of reading in this one. You've been warned.
Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition - I've died a lot so I guess the title fits. Also, S-Words. Also, tons of S-Word fighting and huge monsters.
Grid 2 - At first it seemed alright, now I'm not so sure. They should have added qualifying into the sp, but nope. Expect to start at the rear of the pack every race, and in the championship races, you're pretty much hosed if you can't over take all the cars (or get to a podium spot) by the end of the first lap. Some races are only one lap... Haven't tried online yet, but from the sounds of it, don't bother unless you're in a party with your nerdy gamer friends. Another thing to note in mp is that you can't disable your mic unless you turn it completely off in windows and the game doesn't have push to talk. So if you use things like mumble or teamspeak....OWNED.
Metro Last Light - Personally, I think this is one of the best looking games out to date if you have a superstar gaming computer. Also, the game is pretty fun too. I haven't played ranger mode yet, but I'm going to. Stealth was improved over 2033 making it easier to sneak past radioactive russians. You know when you're about to get into a boss fight, but oh well. Just get this game already.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Pre-ordered a PS4 on Monday because I'm a nerd.

Also to play Destiny and The Division since those rad looking post apocalyptic games are console exclusive.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Jun 12, 2013

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Well I hosed around with the computer more today. Turns out Windows 8 caused literally all of the problems so that's all taken care of. Back to W7 for good now.

I had the same problem on my Alienware (alienware bros highfive) m17x I got back in 09. You need some recent hardware (like from the past year and a half) to run windows 8 without it making GBS threads the bed.

My new youtube viewing/3d solitare rig I built last October runs really well with win 8.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
post your bf3 award stacks

me at 2013 bf3 ball:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I'm playing Bioshock 1 for the first time ever. After about the halfway point, I can conclude this game is 4 out of 5 PADDLES. The game is pretty fun, and definitely challenging on HARD mode. So far I'm having a gas beating the tar out of people using the WRENCH.

I'd give it another PADDLE if they included STEAM TRADING CARDS.

Seriously, this game is a lot of fun, story is ok, and it looks pretty even today.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Windows 8 has bad support for parts that are a year and a half-2 years old. You need some new poo poo for it to work like a charm. I spent my wife's cut of the BAH on a pc and it's a beast. None of that PX Emachines garbage here.

I get well over 1000 fps in minesweeper. Pretty legit.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Jul 20, 2013

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
thanks FIOS

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

EBB posted:

Holy poo poo are we back in the late nineties dickwaving our brand new cable connections?

How much ram u got?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
killing civilians adds to your total body count, just like irl

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
level 41 already

jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

whats your steam name brah me and a lot of the other irc circlejerkers haven been poopsocking as well
steam name is currently:
who poo poo on my balls?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Fire starter netted me about 1.5 mil in payout. The first mission is the hardest part since you have to move a bunch of heavy bags.

Big Oil is the biggest waste of loving time ever. I finally beat it today, and was expecting some serious dough, and all I got was 90k. What a loving joke.

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Aug 18, 2013

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Once you figure out what tree hugger energy saving fusion engine to grab, the mission is a cake walk. Also, pay for the ammo drop. I guess there's a chance of the ammo drop being hosed up so we only had one out of three bags land on the ground. The others landed on a rock we couldn't scale, and the other on a loving tree trop. Hilarious and infuriating at the same time. The second run through we did it on very hard, jacked all the ATMs/weapon bags in the first day and we got 175-190k in pay out. Still pretty lame for what the mission is supposed to be.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

DrCuntmuffins posted:

USA 24/7 CHRISTIAN SERVER!!! FRIENDLY PLAY ONLY


*shoots 14 guys*
*character says HOLY gently caress IM GETTING MY poo poo PUSHED IN OVER HERE*

"Dude, what the gently caress?"

*banned*

You forgot the best part where these servers tolerate the most racist and homophobic individuals, and usually have a rank structure for the clan members.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Pretty sure they take the fat platoon dropouts and make them play video games for the rest of their contract on these servers.

Also, the new splinter cell is pretty loving hard.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Just in time for midterms. Perfect.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Already rank 13 and have a few service stars

fml

25mm cannon on the scout helo fuckin owns btw

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
what's your bf4 name again?

all these drat title changes make it hard to keep track.

e: if you're on kfs, make sure to add yourself to the whitelist so you don't get kicked to open slots. Also, get on mumble. Info here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3568965

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Oct 30, 2013

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Eh I canceled my ps4 preorder like a month or two ago after some of the "exclusive" titles got announced for pc.

Still looking forward to games like destiny, the division, and mechwarrior call of duty

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
If you use the GI bill to get a computer, your case should have a "Powered by GIBIll" badge on it.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Looks good

p soon you'll be getting mowed down from my fortified rhib boat

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I've been known to merc friendlies for no reason on hardcore servers

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Commander mode is so boring too.

It would have been nice to allow people to play the fps portion and do commander poo poo at the same time for those of us privy to duel monitor setups or even when you use the huge map in game for a single screen. The only thing "exciting" is clicking the UAV launch every 10 seconds. Which brings me to another point, It would be cool if they had it set to where a UAV would circle the same point until you gave it a new location to survey. If it got shot down (which never loving happens) you could just relaunch it with an in game menu like when you hold the q button to yell about trasnport or medics. Hell they could redo the whole thing like that where you could aim your crosshair and launch a uav, supplies or a missle.

Also, if you didn't know you can kill a cruise missile by launching an EMP UAV where it's supposed to impact, and Bolow figured out you can shoot them down with AA.

ps: I'm at over 200 kills in the rhib boat, and no you don't get service stars. What a load!
this is me whenever i'm in a boat:

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Nov 14, 2013

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
bf4 patches should be behind a paywall

or to rollback hahaha

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

what are the specs on those wireless dongs? also what games are they for?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Holy gently caress we were helo stompin tonight

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
cuz i don't have that wicked sick application


dling now

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
nj on anti air

you made so many people angry hahahaha

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
I wish there was a "Simplify!" action

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A21wxZKiao8

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Fixed my stuttering and freezing problem in bf4 by disabling sli

now I just crash when i double click the map to spawn

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Good games today


Working on my last assault rifle service star


fml

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Game is a time sinker for being so small. Worth it for 10 bucks.

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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
thanks for making some nc nerd go berserk and change his account name to look like me and try to do poo poo get get reported. I'm sure he'll track me down somehow and wind up murdering me. Only in BF4.

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