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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Improbable Lobster posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/thomas-friedman-metaphors/3/
So, is the author proper this disjointed and quick to mix metaphors as Zack Parson's hilarious article portrays him?

Even more so. He is one of those writers who it is hard to satirize because the satire can barely match the grandeur of the original.

http://thomasfriedmanopedgenerator.com/about.php

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Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?
That Friedman article is amazeballs, Zack.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

glowing-fish posted:

Even more so. He is one of those writers who it is hard to satirize because the satire can barely match the grandeur of the original.
I think Zach did a great job of coming close to Friedman's unique(ly terrible) style.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




http://www.somethingawful.com/news/broke-slavoj-girls/1/

I don't know who the writer is nor do I have an inkling of the philosphies of the mentioned intellectuals though I get the joke of over-analyzing a simple thing like a sit-com. What I've always wondered is how much of these philosphies and academic subjects do you know Zach because you come off as incredibly smart if not just very well-read.

elpintogrande
Sep 3, 2000

I'm a big dummy. I only need basic understanding of a subject to parody it. Someone like Zizek has done most of the hard work already and I just take his own references and use them in a different context. Zizek drops Hegel, Lacan, Marx, Kierkegaard and likes to over analyze pop culture. Someone like Friedman uses grotesquely mixed metaphors and references CEOs, far-flung locations, and poor people he uses as props to make bland neoliberal observations.

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
I wouldn't say Zizek over-analyzes pop culture, but the dude references other philosophers like a nerd referencing Star Trej. There's a weird double vision when reading him because pop culture by design discourages deep analysis. If you ever read a Super Mecha Godzilla post you've read a tiny snippet of Zizek style writing.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
New article up

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/vonnegut-sears-random/1/

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Just want to say that the "w" made me hoot and howl like nothing else has in months. Haven't finished yet, but it's great just for the first page.

clammy
Nov 25, 2004

Thank you for doing Vonnegut. The Sears catalog was a perfect match for him.

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what



http://www.somethingawful.com/news/dawkins-honey-twitter/
Well now I'll never be able to imagine Richard Dawkins without thinking of him carrying a jar of honey everywhere, dipping his fingers into it and then licking them clean as he speaks.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

bewilderment posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/dawkins-honey-twitter/
Well now I'll never be able to imagine Richard Dawkins without thinking of him carrying a jar of honey everywhere, dipping his fingers into it and then licking them clean as he speaks.
Dawkins the Pooh

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I don't think Richard Dawkins is this clever, is he?

Even the parody Dawkins is smarter than the real Dawkins.

ETA: I had no idea this was a real news item at all, I was wondering where the joke came from. Maybe Real Dawkins is stranger than Parody Dawkins.

glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Nov 12, 2013

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
I can't get enough of this series. Every single one is amazing, and the mental image of Dawkins silently cursing D.B. Cooper as he mournfully pours a jar of honey into a helipad garbage can completely made my day.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/frank-herbert-beer/
As a big Dune nerd, I loved this article.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

The concept of a "beardman" completely cracked me up. I also loved the appendices.

door Door door
Feb 26, 2006

Fugee Face

Was enjoying it, and then loving lost it when I got to the appendices.

Captain Pike
Jul 29, 2003

Poor Esther :(

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/sleep-number-poe/

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I really love this series but this the first one where I felt the parody was so exaggerated that it didn't read as well as something Poe would write. I did really like the last line though.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/hunter-thompson-bazinga/

The URL is a nice touch.

Livestock
Jan 22, 2001

TOO SEXY FOR DEMOCRACY

Enjoyed this one a lot, as it reflects my seething hatred for that godawful show in a very creative ways.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Yeah, it really shows. Undoubtedly my favourite of the series, both because of the excellent imitation of Thompson's style and his likely take on the Big Bang Theory (which is, indeed, the worst). For some reason, the image of Sheldon happily embracing fascism if it became resurgent particularly stands out.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead

quote:

Math Idiot
This is a great new term.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
These just keep on getting better!

I have to say that the William Gibson one works on two levels, because it both parodies Gibson's writing style and fascination with globalization perfectly, and also because it works effectively as a comment on the type of thing that Gibson wrote about: the way that an idealized view of style and individuality exists alongside a total monetization and exploitation of those things by corporate interests.

Kampfbereit
Sep 6, 2011
This was more Gibson than Gibson. Absolute perfection, and the twist ending rivals Gibson at his Gibsonest. I seriously consider Zack to be the Chesterton, Twain or Bierce of our time. Have been a fan of his since Geistmag.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

The URL for lazypeople like me: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/williamsburg-gibson/

I can only agree with the previous posters. The fact that Zack can so perfectly create a Gibson text which is even talking about fake craftsmen, is so loving meta :psypop:. I don't even know if there's any need for a "real" Gibson book anymore at this point.

Supraluminal
Feb 17, 2012
I'll add my voice to the choir. This was scarily on-point. It is absolutely pitch-perfect parody of Gibson's later work.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Grim Up North posted:

The fact that Zack can so perfectly create a Gibson text which is even talking about fake craftsmen, is so loving meta :psypop:.

That part actually flew over my head...

Sax
Mar 30, 2008

I'm your coffee, pal! :coffeepal:

Supraluminal posted:

It is absolutely pitch-perfect parody of Gibson's later work.

I'm halfway through his most recent trilogy. I'm not sure if I'll be able to take it seriously and finish it up, because the Gibsonisms get kinda predictable after a while. Everyone has bizarrely niche fashion styles, obscure art fetishes, and semi-mystical powers.

Supraluminal
Feb 17, 2012

Sax posted:

I'm halfway through his most recent trilogy. I'm not sure if I'll be able to take it seriously and finish it up, because the Gibsonisms get kinda predictable after a while. Everyone has bizarrely niche fashion styles, obscure art fetishes, and semi-mystical powers.

I actually quite enjoyed them, though it might have helped that I read them as they came out and hence spaced apart by a few years each. I imagine shotgunning them (if you're doing that) might get tiring.

Also, I found that the last one, Zero History, was surprisingly funny. I found the first two to be more classic Gibson in tone, even if the setting and themes were somewhat different from his earlier work. But with Zero History it seemed like he might finally have gotten bored with being so serious, I think to the book's benefit. So maybe that can motivate you to keep going!

Kampfbereit
Sep 6, 2011

Supraluminal posted:

I actually quite enjoyed them, though it might have helped that I read them as they came out and hence spaced apart by a few years each. I imagine shotgunning them (if you're doing that) might get tiring.

Also, I found that the last one, Zero History, was surprisingly funny. I found the first two to be more classic Gibson in tone, even if the setting and themes were somewhat different from his earlier work. But with Zero History it seemed like he might finally have gotten bored with being so serious, I think to the book's benefit. So maybe that can motivate you to keep going!

Agreed! At first, the new trilogy seemed a bit lackluster (WTF, hotmail hacking and no holographic idoru?), but then I remembered feeling the same about the Bridge trilogy when it came out (WTF, bike messengers and no orbiting cyborg ninjas?). Now the Blue Ant trilogy is my favourite one. His style, which I would describe as inimitable if it wasn't for Zack, is still what draws me in. They are even better at the second and third re-read, as you pick up on all the Gibsonian trilogy-wide connections you might have missed on the first go.

I remember Gibson being ashamed of inventing Cyberpunk. I can't even imagine how he must feel browsing Etsy's "steampunk" section.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

bewilderment posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/dawkins-honey-twitter/
Well now I'll never be able to imagine Richard Dawkins without thinking of him carrying a jar of honey everywhere, dipping his fingers into it and then licking them clean as he speaks.

This is still my favorite. I giggle just thinking about it

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/lovecraft-star-wars/

I never really thought about it before, but Gungans and the Deep Ones do have some shocking similarities.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Isn't it kind of cheating to have a David Brooks article AND a Thomas Friedman article?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

glowing-fish posted:

Isn't it kind of cheating to have a David Brooks article AND a Thomas Friedman article?
How so? Their writing styles are different even though they're both NY Times employees and both have rather despicable views of the world.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Y-Hat posted:

How so? Their writing styles are different even though they're both NY Times employees and both have rather despicable views of the world.

Oh, I wasn't actually complaining about the article and thought it was funny. I was more just pointing out that Friedman and Brooks were the same basic genre of "fatuous pundits".

Although, I have to say I think the articles kind of work better when it is a good writer being parodied. Gibson and Vonnegut's styles are good enough that even a parody of them has some value in its own right, we can't say the same for Friedman or Brooks.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I felt my brain atrophying while reading the latest one, so you nailed it!


edit: Lmao at the Dante one, so many phrases I hadn't seen since college that I had to remember the meaning of.

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 16:11 on May 11, 2014

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/dantes-kickin-inferno/

This one made me laugh before even clicking the link.

Every time I think the premise might be getting old, something unexpected happens.

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

That is some first class fleshlight copy.

Onomarchus
Jun 4, 2005

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/kennedy-curved-television/

This was good, but it can't compare with Michael Bay's enlightening CES talk about curved televisions. That one really tells you everything you need to know about "the curve."

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I think this one went a little over the line :barf:

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