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Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003

Pissflaps posted:

human beings only have two ears

this is pretty binaural-normative imo

some people have no ears, or one ear

if you have 3 ears though kill yourself, or at least get rid of the unsightly ear on your forehead

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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

CamH posted:

give me an animated gif and a .wav sound track to go with it. suits my needs

ur the man now dog

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
Shinx's favorite container is flash for them homestuck cartoon animes

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie



anybody else want to air out their bad ideas?

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
nice irc screen grab idiot piss fucker

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

pagancow posted:



anybody else want to air out their bad ideas?

no

because who cares

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


pagancow posted:

.mp4 - p good because it can only hold 1 video codec, but apple does stupid poo poo like putting illegal streams like ac3 into it because lol standards. also stupid companies like happague like to make the framerates non interger like 4.33333333333333 so nothing really works right with those files.

doesn't it support both MPEG4-ASP (which is xvid right?) and MPEG4-AVC?

i used to pay attention to this stuff but now I just mash buttons in handbrake until it works

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
i hate people that use unaliased fonts in their terminals

like smooth a font bro. subpixel that poo poo

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Dr. Honked posted:

some people have a wild front ear. gary moore for example

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? /XmasCrackerPostin

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
kirk has a final front ear!! get yur facts straight

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

DuckConference posted:

doesn't it support both MPEG4-ASP (which is xvid right?) and MPEG4-AVC?

i used to pay attention to this stuff but now I just mash buttons in handbrake until it works

they're both variants of mpeg-4 so it is still one codec.

h.264 is the plebe name of ISO/IEC 14496-10 – MPEG-4 Part 10, Advanced Video Coding but we like easy to remember random letters and numbers in the video encoding community

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Dr. Honked posted:

kirk has a final front ear!! get yur facts straight

hows bink working out for you? lol we can't give up 5mb of ram to play a real codec that would breeeaaak us!

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
what are you talking about

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVES A gently caress

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Dr. Honked posted:

what are you talking about

arent all game developers slaved to bink because it runs in less than 1mb of ram?

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012

pagancow posted:

lol at the people non ironically defending .mkv on irc because its all over usenet.

.mkv owns

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

TURBO BUTTON posted:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVES A gently caress

yeah, what's with the videophile thread

who cares beyond: does it work? -> y/n

teh z0rg
Nov 17, 2012
i like putting things into containers

it soothes my senses

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

basically replace all the words on the screen with the containers i listed in first post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaq025i3XK8&t=11s

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

pagancow posted:

arent all game developers slaved to bink because it runs in less than 1mb of ram?

yeah in 1996 or something

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

cool so ue3 is in 1996? good to know.

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
Mkv is the best container for hd content and multichannel audio as well as multiple audio tracks . This ain't hard

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

pagancow posted:

cool so ue3 is in 1996? good to know.

what the gently caress is wrong with you. go away.

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
you smell of piss. uggg

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
Reminder that pagan cow literally camps armour in q1

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

got dat wmd posted:

Reminder that pagan cow literally camps armour in q1

rude

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
op pls include ogg vorbis for consideration as a container and codec for those of us who believe in freedom

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
I've been putting all my mkv files into mp4 for my new appletv so that i don't need to use an iOS device for airplay. xmedia recode is great takes like 3min to turn an mkv into an mp4 that plays on everything instead of mkv which is locked to the computer or plex

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
if you don't succeed the first time, or the second, or the third, or the fourth, then try try again

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


a man goes to the doctor and says "doc, i'm having a urinary problem"

the doctor says "what seems to be the problem?"

the guy says "well doc, when i take a piss my penis looks forward and back to analyze the maximum urine flow at the moment, and then the urine comes out really fast and it goes everywhere"

the doctor is baffled and asks, "well do you have any ideas why this is?"

the man says, "well, doc, I P B-frames"

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hi

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

got dat wmd posted:

Reminder that pagan cow literally camps armour in q1

does he camp quaud daumauge

pagancow
Jan 15, 2001

Video Stymie

Wilhelm_Scream.wav posted:

does he camp quaud daumauge
Negative. Not that scrubby

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

Cryin Burnigan posted:

I've been putting all my mkv files into mp4 for my new appletv so that i don't need to use an iOS device for airplay. xmedia recode is great takes like 3min to turn an mkv into an mp4 that plays on everything instead of mkv which is locked to the computer or plex

woah is it a passthrough or something bc everything i've seen has been gay 'reencode the poo poo out of everything or at the very least just the audio for no reason'

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

pagancow posted:

in tyool 2013 there are only 2 video codecs you should be using:

  • master aryan h.264 race

  • vc-1 (lol shaggar)
everything else is poo poo

now video codecs don't sit alone, no siree, they have to be inside a container. If you have to ask :getout:

Here is my list of containers and analysis:
  • .asf - p good because it can only hold 2-3 video codecs and but it will be vc-1 unless its a one weird old experimental encode of the matrix cam rip. #2spooky

  • .mp4 - p good because it can only hold 1 video codec, but apple does stupid poo poo like putting illegal streams like ac3 into it because lol standards. also stupid companies like happague like to make the framerates non interger like 4.33333333333333 so nothing really works right with those files.

  • .avi - loooooooooooooooooooooooooool might as well be monkeys hitting skulls with bones

  • .mov - its cool if you dont care what your video looks like or even plays back properly.

  • .mkv - banned for animes

post the nerdiest codecs u got

looks like vc-1 wmv wins again

Trainbearer
Nov 5, 2005

This is p much the funniest and the most informative discussion of computer I've ever read.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Trainbearer posted:

funni ... computer

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


I have exactly ten movies on my computer and they are all mp4 or mkv.

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




whats the difference between mkv and m4v and why do i sometimes have to convert from the first to the second?

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Trainbearer
Nov 5, 2005


As I've been probated for posting that in the past, I would advise you not to post that even if you modified a quote to make it seem like I said it. Happy holidays.

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