YVCPOS: Your video codec is a piece of shit.

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ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

i tried to put together a 5184x3456 video file out of jpeg frames for a time lapse and nothing would build to that size because apparently its larger than the spec for loving mp4 or something and ugh christ i hate video

# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 00:07

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:48

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Emacs Headroom posted:

did you try mencoder? i think it'll just lossy compress to the bitrate you set, and you can set it super high maybe?

yeah i tried ffmpeg and mencoder and the bitrate was just too high on them i guess? i basically wanted to build it full size so i could fake left/right panning on a 1920x1080 size output but i couldnt get it to work

i might just end up doing all the slicing with a python script and just generate the video from that but figuring out all the cropping to 16:9 ratio by hand and ughhh :effort:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 01:56

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagancow posted:

just use mjpeg in a valid container gd.

i've been over this with you before h.264 has a max frame size of 4096

there ended up being some issue with mjpeg as well, but i can't remember what it was but at some point i was installing visual studio so i could recompile my copy of ffmpeg and at that point i realized gently caress this and gently caress everything

# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 02:42

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

RZApublican posted:

are there any video websites besides youtube that use webm? google has managed to re-enconde pretty much everything on youtube as webm but I don't think it's exactly taking over the world like they said it would

everybody is waiting for google to get sued over it before its safe/hosed forever

# ¿ Dec 31, 2012 02:43

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

ultimateforce posted:

MY DSLR does this really bad when shooting video and it drives me crazy.

If you have a good camera (canon), you can install magic lantern and adjust bitrate and it owns.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 00:05

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

canon is doing loving fantastically with the 6D and the 5Dmk3 but the 7d is being encroached upon like a motherfucker with the new nikons

canon video still loving owns especially with magic lantern because its got a regular autistic and super autistic modes and you can still hand your camera off to normal people to use

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 04:11

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

got dat wmd posted:

lol """""""""""amateur photographers""""""""""""""

my new years resolution this year is to get paid for one photography thing :unsmith:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 04:12

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

I will paypal you $5 to never talk about photography in yospos ever again

this is why i put you in the ocean

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 06:21

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

back then we just called them gifs

gimme five gifs for a bmp, you'd say

# ¿ Jan 2, 2013 08:55

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Gentle Autist posted:

more like lol professional photographers

I want dork room to have a fyad lite because I can't discuss anything seriously any more

# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 11:06

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

my only hope is that they redo the original transformers at 60fps and maybe i can understand what is going on

# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 05:25

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

my mother in law has a 42" led tv that she watches DVDs on a bluray player connected by a composite cable

# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 23:38

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Socracheese posted:

a shameful son in law

i set it up originally as hdmi I don't know what the hell happened but if I change it again Ill be responsible for it

# ¿ Jan 5, 2013 06:15

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Pretty sure the optics can handle it, 65mm is closer to 8K than 4

Isn't it more about sensors and noise since nobody uses film
we did a music video today with a 7D and some nice glass. it's cool how much you can do with cheap equipment these days

# ¿ Jan 12, 2013 08:46

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

similar realtalk, keep shooting on your iphone and make good-rear end content. so many dudes have 5DMKII's and make total poo poo all day.

content is king, gear is secondary.

this is truth because gear is goddamn expensive

# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 04:31

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagancow posted:

yes. I want to download this 256 palletized color snes replay that was rendered 8-bpc RGB on a pc then shoved into a 10-bit YUV color space to be played back in 8-bpc rgb

TEN

BIT

BIDEO

thanks for your motion jpeg help but on the other hand it turns out im a p bad content creator

# ¿ Jan 13, 2013 21:50

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Mister Snips posted:

why dont they produce anime and cartoons at lossless. as in like, vector. take that poo poo up to 4k with no effort

it's okay for an idea but its not really a shockwave for video, more of a flash in the pan but I guess it's always good to be looking at new grounds when it comes to big videos, or "macro media"

# ¿ Jan 14, 2013 02:41

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Blackula69 posted:

I'm using an Nvidia card that was released after that article was written to convert Girls to mp4 for my girlfriend. I think it's okay

can we reverse this process to turn mp4s into girls

# ¿ Jan 15, 2013 03:33

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Jimmy Carter posted:

In all seriousness, can't wait to play around with a Blackmagic Camera aka DSLR video on hard mode

holy poo poo this is cool
maybe canon will finally start pushing some more modern day fea-hahaha just kidding who's ready for a facebook button on their canon 5dmk4

# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 06:12

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagancow posted:

Yeah except sensor size is so small compared to cannons smallest dslr sensor.

Artistic choices man

plus the 5d3 is supposed to get 4:2:2 output over hdmi with a firmware update soon

# ¿ Jan 16, 2013 10:53

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagancow posted:

Yeah but then you have to attach an external recorder with an external battery to the unit. You can't easily handhold that so then you need to put it on rails, and by that time you could have had a camera with 4:2:2 recording

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpHfQXtrLwQ

but then you dont have a camera that can take still photos of the goddamn milky way :2bong:

# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 04:20

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

maybe your autism about other peoples media enjoyment would be a little better tempered by thinking of it as stretching 12:9 to 16:9

# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 23:22

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

maybe if stretching 12:9 to 16:9 didnt cut off 4:9 of the video, then yeah

its not authentic old person behavior unless its completely stretched to fit 16:9 without cutting anything off, poo poo all stretched wide

# ¿ Jan 18, 2013 06:26

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagan cow are there colourblind people who do post work

# ¿ Jan 28, 2013 11:11

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

like sometimes I think that if I overcompensated the red and green on my screen accordingly id be able to see things "normally" but I don't think anything works that way plus it would still look wrong to me I think?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2013 11:12

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

how do the libavcodec developers not go insane trying to reverse engineer everything for free

# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 09:36

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

2 pass is alive

# ¿ Jan 31, 2013 10:09

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

if i wanted to make a dumb skateboarding video for my nephews will any of the video editing things have a bunch of presets for cool effects or will i have to potentially learn things (i dont want to learn)

# ¿ Feb 4, 2013 05:30

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagancow posted:

good video speaks for it self. presets are dumb 98% of the time.

i just want to do those dumb skateboard things where they freeze a dude halfway through a kick flip and his name wipes in from the side for a few seconds, wipes out and then resumes the clip

# ¿ Feb 4, 2013 05:37

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

pagancow posted:

Don't use a .icm from a manufacturer. Each monitor needs to be hand tweaked.

Color management is hard, don't bother unless you know what you are doing. Just be happy being ignorant about colors like everybody else.

apparently this is less of an issue with the ultrasharps these days, tend to come pre-calibrated, people reporting they're showing more than the 84% of the colourspace they guarantee

*does all post work in adobe RGB, clients reject everything due to viewing on 15" tn lcd from Circuit City*

# ¿ Feb 4, 2013 22:00

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

it feels like ive broken my brain and now all i can think about is better camera gear

# ¿ Feb 11, 2013 05:33

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

found a 5d2 a dude is selling cheapish but recording sound doesn't work. dude says he does his sound work with an old school clapper

cool but weird

# ¿ Feb 16, 2013 11:24

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Doc Block posted:

AKA just like you should, LOL if you record audio in-camera.

little shotgun mike on the top never hurt no body

# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 03:26

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Doc Block posted:

yeah, lemme just go and move the camera right up into the actor's face like some 13 year old with his dad's video camera because it's the only way you can get decent levels with an on-camera microphone.

also, lemme just go and make the cameraman also be the audio guy, it's cool, i like it when the levels are off and none of the voices are on-mic.

same but screamed at grandma during Christmas dinner when she asks me to take a video

# ¿ Feb 19, 2013 07:50

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

did he do any of the transformers because those were awful action sequences

# ¿ Feb 27, 2013 11:25

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

how do I get normalized audio playback in windows I'm tired of adjusting audio

im looking at you parks and recreation theme song u motherfucker

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 07:36

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

much like twixtor artifacts, your brain becomes permanently wired to notice them

is this the anti shake video thing like YouTube does? because I cannot unsee it and it makes me nauseous when watching things with it

# ¿ Feb 28, 2013 21:54

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

I don't like 3d when it looks like a couple of zaxis separated overlays

that poo poo is terrible and I don't understand how they did it for the football game I watched three minutes of before deciding this poo poo is terrible

# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 09:00

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

though I will gladly listen to Carmack sperg about 3d for hours on end :allears:

# ¿ Mar 2, 2013 09:01

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:48

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

because the Apple TV is a sleeper product that not many people want until apple does something good with it

# ¿ Mar 3, 2013 05:12

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