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Nov 28, 2007

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Hyperriker posted:

Summary of the 2012 thread's last 20 pages:

gently caress You Mitchell Johnson, We are entirely boned in the Ashes

Remember, before the Ashes we have 4(?) tests in India. If Johnson is terrible in those tests, and guys like Pattinson regain their fitness, Johnson might not make it to the Ashes.

We can only hope.

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Coq au Nandos posted:

We shouldn't be taking him to India though. We should be taking new talent that we can season on the India tour and then use to gently caress England (I really enjoyed that OP).

Of course we shouldn't. But I feel it's too optimistic to believe that the selectors wont pick him.

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Nov 28, 2007

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I just saw the score for the first time :stare:


Lol Zealand

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

Hughes is obviously very talented and all but could this Sri Lankan attack be really considered a test to see where he is at.

Those Sri Lankan averages are pretty good if they were batsmen

Seriously, looking at those averages, could this be the worst bowling attack to ever assemble together on Australian shores?

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Nov 28, 2007

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They keep talking up Matthews as an allrounder. He's a decent bat, but 11 wickets in 30 matches at 70 barely qualifies as a part-timer.

Pradeep's average is currently 366 :stare:

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Hyperriker posted:

Worst by statistics? Probably not, someone could have a look at cricinfo to be sure.

Literally the worst? Hardly! England Eeeeeengland also Hayden flat track bullied his 380 here against fuckin Zimbabwe of all the asterisks needed in the record books

Ok I know I'm being hyperbolic, but most poo poo bowling attacks usually have someone half decent, like England had Gough, and Zimbabwe weren't all that bad back then, they had Heath Streak. All these Sri Lankan bowlers records are loving rubbish.

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PTizzle posted:

Herath is really bloody good. Took the most wickets for 2012 (iirc, I'm very tired) and skittled the Aussies in Hobart one innings.

Their quickies are super lacking without Kulasekara though.

Oops, I forgot about him! Yeah, he's good. I don't know why they haven't bowled him yet though, using Dilshan ahead of him.

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Windmill Hut posted:

How did Sydney escape this heatwave? It's even 42 degrees in Hobart (that must be their highest ever?)


e: Has international cricket ever been cancelled for it literally just being way too loving hot?

Yep, hottest Hobart day on record :yotj:

I'm sure there must have been some tests in India that got to 45+. Didn't Dean Jones almost die from heat exhaustion or something during a test over there?

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Nov 28, 2007

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Nah it's good that Johnson is showing his true colours, less chance of him going to England.

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loving hell Warner.

gently caress these KFC ads are terrible.

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Captain Appleseed posted:

So is there anyone left in the Australian team that goons do like?

Everyone hated Clarke when he kept getting out before tea breaks, or getting bowled shouldering arms, but his recent form has made up for that.

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Nov 28, 2007

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To give the benefit to Johnson, he just tried to defend it but Hussey was very keen for the single.

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Hyperriker posted:

(yes I know) Don't rob me of any chance to lay poo poo into Johnson you heathen :argh:

Sorry. Johnson's still a oval office.

Now that Lyon's leading the team song, he's never getting dropped.

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Nov 28, 2007

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http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013/content/current/story/600012.html

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You Am I posted:

I was reading the comments, there are actual people out there happy for him to be back. And some seem to be Australian


Cricinfo douche posted:

Ridiculous comments. You guys have such incredibly short memories. Haddin is still one of the classiest batsmen in the world, and a fine keeper. He IS the best keeper batsman in the world, better than Prior, Wade or Dhoni, in all forms of the game. Just look at his stats.

Lolwut. Bold the whole thing. The guy has 3 ton's from 43 tests. He never seemed to have the ability to assess the situation correctly. And he's 35. He is a better keeper than Wade though, so having him as a specialist batsman is even more ridiculous.

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Hussey is still playing until the end of the summer. While Sydney was his last test, he intended to play in the ODI's. Now he will play for WA instead.

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Mister Chief posted:

He hasn't been rested though, he's been dropped.

I didn't say he was being rested? :confused:

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And I was clarifying his statement about Hussey being retired. But it's pointless to argue semantics. The selectors are dickheads.

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England need Ashley Giles.

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baked posted:

Was watching him in BBL last night and he could barely jog between the wickets.

Looking at the Cricinfo commentary, there were at least three singles where they "decided against two"

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Nov 28, 2007

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http://www.espncricinfo.com/big-bash-league-2012/content/current/story/600220.html

This is the state of spin bowling in Australia. After Brad Young, another forgotten old player (Mark Higgs) has been drafted into the BBL.

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Nov 28, 2007

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I'm curious to see how this Australian "B team" will go.

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Scylo posted:

A refugee from Pakistan has been selected in the PM's XI. Presumably Today Tonight are already planning a "refugee invasion" story.

Gurinder Sandhu, who was born in India, is also in the team. He's a young fast bowler. I really hope he ends up better than any of India's current crop of fast bowlers so we can troll them even more.

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Haha, that's awesome.

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So Henriques is in the side. Is Australia going to play every single bits-and-pieces allrounder this summer? Better than Smith at least. Hopes will probably be back soon.

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Nov 28, 2007

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Lolstralia

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Nov 28, 2007

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Mozzy will save the day!

Oops.

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Nov 28, 2007

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I want the others to hurry up and get out now, I'm all aboard this trainwreck.

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Nov 28, 2007

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Starc you got into double figures what are you doing

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Hey, look on the bright side, this will be the rare ODI that is actually memorable!

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Dammit, they should have stuck with Malinga instead of these pie chuckers.

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Marcus North Mk II

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That six :catstare:

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PTizzle posted:

The T20 last night sucked. Just watched the end of a Shield game where SA had to get like 30 runs with 3 wickets in hand and only just got there. Way more tension in that than any point of the game last night.

I was just looking at the scorecard for this match. The opener Raphael was 27 not out from 60 balls, yet the number 6, Head, faced 74 balls and the number 8, Ludeman, faced 79. What the hell? Does Raphael hate the strike or something?

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sixteenstraws posted:

he retired hurt yesterday and came back after the 7th wicket fell today

Yeah, I was thinking afterwards he must have retired hurt

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Nov 28, 2007

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loving hell Marsh.

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cytoc posted:

Edit: did Sri Lanka intentionally not run out Marsh?

Just got dropped so yep.

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Dananjaya is tiny.

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Just need Laughlin to switch sides and bowl the last over, Australia will have it in the bag.

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Normally only see that kind of thing in footy.

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