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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

iron chic posted:

Hold on a second - can we talk about this moogle?



This is rape. This is the embodiment of rape.

That's what this is.

E:Not a genital in sight, but you can loving feel the molestation.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Zellus posted:

Chun-Li traps a tiny Cammy between her rear end cheeks and then farts on her.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/cVW4GCQ.jpg:nws:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/luCVBXr.jpg:nws:

Poser is a loving pox on humanity, I swear.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

The Droid posted:

I


love


these


More here.

Hey, I've met her at a con. She was pretty nice, but rather shy.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I almost didn't notice the background of the Half Life one.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I swear, fans are going to drive Gunnerkrig into the same position as Homestuck.


I'm already starting to get that slight twinge every time I read the name.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Waffleman_ posted:

Of ALL the commercial mascots, you do the CAR FOX?!

Honestly, it's a pretty obvious one for furries.

E:Farecoal, that's a joke, right? Because sometimes it's hard to tell when people are being facetious over text.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Farecoal posted:

Um, no? Why?

Because it just sounded like something I'd say sarcastically.

Sometimes works get tainted by their fans. Prime example: MLP.

I'm sure it's a cute show and good for kids, but bronies make me not want to even be associated remotely. Same with Homestuck. I really like the author, and think he's pretty funny, but gently caress, just what the hell happened there. Any time I see art of it, I think of the fans.

With Gunnerkrig, it's not even that the fans are odd or anything. Usually, unless it's extreme like MLP or Homestuck, I don't pay attention to that. It's that fans of Gunnerkrig just won't shut the gently caress up about it lately.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

When did Gomer Pile play Shreck?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

rodbeard posted:

I feel like Jesus and the lion are occupying the same space somehow.

I have no loving clue what this picture is trying to say. I mean, just what? A lion loving a man and the lion is also Jesus.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


The look on Hitler's face is actually perfect here. He is disturbed by this turn of events.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

He just looks so content with the situation.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

:psyduck: What the gently caress. It's like they're just wearing anime head-mask-things. The uncanniest of valleys.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

These aren't weird. They're amazing.

If you know for a fact it's a joke, it stops being creepy and goes to funny. If you know for a fact.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

itotaku posted:

Doesn't he know that Onion skin animation has gone the way of the dodo? Then again, I doubt he could even repeat the style in minute differences to even produce one solid second of traditional animation.

Are you making an animator joke here, snarking about using onion skins being tracing, or what? Because I'm not sure what you're saying here I mean, yeah a lot of physical (non digital) animation is kind of dying off, but what does that have to do with this guy's bad tracing of Disney movies? He doesn't seem to be trying to animate. (What I'm saying here is that if it's the joke I think it is, it's kind of obtuse.)


Edit: Well, I'm dumb and didn't notice that! I tend to glaze over when I see the facebook comment boxes! Thanks for clearing it up, man. Now it is funny. :downs:

Edit again- trying to become a pro animator is the key word here. I don't think he's trying very hard.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Lizard Wizard posted:

Oh. Well, I consider myself fortunate not to be that familiar with goatse. :v:

I can't let this one go. You've been around since '04 and haven't been goatse'd? I just... I can't believe it! Can someone get permission in here to post goatse, stat? 'Cause goatse is like a goon rite of passage, man.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Rigged Death Trap posted:

pah. That's nothing on the scale of miniature painting/creation.

Hell I'm guessing they bought some real good paints but used a mangy rear end brush to paint with. The detailing is sloppy.



You know, I was going to say something to the same effect. The colors are nice, but that's just because they based it off of something with good color theory, but if you look at the detailing, it's nothing like the painting.

Also, that Space Marine making more Space Marines is like the best thing I've seen all day.

Edit: Of course he's a loving UltraMarine, grognardiest of them all save the Grey Knights.

Edit again: Back when I had anything to do with the hobby, anyway.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I actually kind of like how they're still basically the same person, even though they're genderswapped. However Prince Peach looks like he'd stand over you, watching you sleep like a creeper.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I hate you for this, because of all of that, Lord Lambeth.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Phobophilia posted:

Considering the stretchy arms and giant feet I'm pretty sure that's traced directly over some Sonic art. Possibly even Sonic fanart.

Also femarines are not canon :can:

What about Sisters of Battle?

i'msosorryi'msosorryi'msosorry

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

SynthOrange posted:



Just your run of the mill Starfleet-issue diaper wearing cat-person crewmember.

I just spent the last five seconds groaning because this guy has tried so hard to commission my bf. One time, we really needed the money, and he did some work for him. He asked for him to change the whole sketch because of a misplaced stripe on his tiger-character's body, or something similarly banal, and was really weird about the whole thing in general. After that, bf swore off doing work for him ever again.

So, what does the guy do? He gets someone else to commission bf for a picture, then spring it on him that he wanted that character in it, too. He did the picture, because the other guy had already paid, but told him in the future to never do that again.

While we both like eating too much to swear off doing work for furries, we don't like it enough to ever work for that stupid gently caress again.


I also seem to remember the same guy drawing a picture of a geth in a diaper, but I hope it was just a nightmare.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Gynovore posted:

Would he be willing to expound on what it's like doing commissioned art? Are there a lot of pervs who spend ten pages sperging about how they want their pregnant furry futa Gaia Online character drawn juuuuuuust so? (and does he spend his nights hugging Mr. Noosey because of it?)

You know, I've been thinking on and off of starting an ask/tell style thread about weird commissioner stories for a while, but I'm never sure if there'd be enough of an audience for it to be successful, or if it should be in ask/tell or creative convention.

Ohhohohoho. Lordy lordy, are there ever folks who sperg about their characters for ten loving pages. The worst is when they only have text for reference, so you absolutely have to read their loving wall of words, lest you miss that freckle on "hir" inner thigh. (And yes, folks with hermaphroditic characters will often say "shi" or "hir" when referring to them.)I can't even describe the amounts of crazy I've seen on various art sites, and I've been doing commissions for a lot less time than him. If you want a bucket full of nutso, just google "chackats".

It's only sometimes that he just breaks down and is like "I went to art school, dammit!" I've seen him just switch off the computer and stare off into space before. He's actually a goon, so I'll send him this thread when he's awake tomorrow, so he can answer any questions himself.



Captain Pissweak...I don't know what to say. Not because the picture is super bad (it is) but because it's the second picture of a geth in a diaper I've seen. I don't know if it was by the same guy or not, though. The one I saw was like a line up of a geth in various clothes, then I walked away from the computer.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

A Pretentious Owl posted:

I'd love to see it, and hell, I'd love to participate, if you'd be okay with other people in the same boat sharing their stories? I draw weird poo poo on commission because money, and boy I have some stories to tell. And I know SA user "the kawaiiest" is pretty open about the fact she draws (anime, I believe) on commission and has to deal with insanity.

Yeah, that's fine. The reason that I'm answering instead of Dewclaw (my bf) is that I accidentally posted as him while blobbing around on his laptop. I didn't realize he was logged in instead of me. That earlier post is, in fact, a DicktheCat post, and not a Dewclaw post.

I got on my computer because I'm feeling a little better and just noticed it. Really sorry about that! (should I have him edit it out or something? I don't want people thinking that he's some puppet account or something :ohdear: )


Also, Rahonavis, that's just... gently caress man. gently caress.

E:Yes, I would really, really love to have a bunch of artist in that thread once I make it. 'Cause even between me an' Dewclaw, we only have a limited amount of crazy.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

A Pretentious Owl posted:

:stare: I mean, as far as Sonic OCs go, I guess that's... original.

ALSO. Since there was interest in such a thread, I hope I'm not stepping on any toes, but I pulled the trigger and made an OP in A/T. Ask Us About Drawing Fanart on Commission, guys!

You huge butt, you stole my thread idea! It was gonna be my first thread on SA! :bahgawd:

It's okay, I was actually trepidatious about starting a thread with so few stories in me. Imma go bookmark that poo poo right away. So thanks for kicking it off! :3:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

That loving guy. I think his DA name is Lig. I despise him more than any other artist, almost. (almost)

He has like over 100 pictures in his gallery, and has shown no improvement at all, despite his apparent need to put every single thing that exists into a diaper.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Huh. Pibgorn actually has fans enough to make fetish art for it. Huh.


Are you sure that fat fetish poo poo wasn't a joke? I mean... The guy replicated the mouth way to perfectly for it not to be.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Rollersnake posted:

Didn't Slenderman basically start out as fan art of the Tall Man from Trilby's Notes, anyway? I doubt it's coincidence that the characters are, as far as I can tell, virtually identical in concept and appearance.

I don't think so. As far as I can tell, he's a thing that just started with SA. They wanted to make something really creepy, and thus, Slendy was born. The thread's goldmined, if you want to go look for it.

It just sort of evolved organically.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Phy posted:

Doesn't it give you the body proportions of Abraham Lincoln? (Not that there's great evidence he actually had it)

Akhenaten did, though!

He's not that popular, but I like old Akh. :3:

e:hosed up a smiley. I should smack myself.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Friends Are Evil posted:




Neo-nazis, man. I'll never get their obsession for making children's cartoons about how great white people are.

First My Nationalist Pony, and now this guy.


Girl. It's a girl.

This person always blows my mind. Always. I mean, they're a pretty decent artist. Why all the nazi poo poo?

I can understand wanting to be proud of where you come from, but don't be a nazi. I literally should never have had to write that sentence.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Mr Tastee posted:

I just noticed that the emblem on his chest is shaped like a heart. Is he like some sort of nazi carebear?

I wish I didn't know this, but yes.

I think we got side tracked in the previous version of this very thread about this person for a long time.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Mildly Amusing posted:

I used to simply shrug off the accusations of video games somehow making people worse off, but after so many depictions of male-pregnancies and tickle torture porn and vore fetishism in fanart I cannot help but wonder if maybe, just maybe the "hysteria" might have been more accurate than I originally thought.

I'd blame anime before video games.

That, and parental guidance failing a fuckton, kids getting exposed to strange stuff in their formative years, etc.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

vxskud posted:

It's gotten quite a bit more watchable since Jon left.



Gonna regret this, 'cause it might start a derail, but is there a reason you don't like Jon? I can't remember him doing/saying all that much bad stuff, just being goofy.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

vxskud posted:

I just found him grating, his whole schtick seems to be yelling loudly and purposely mispronouncing words.

Danny and Arin seem to spend more time focused on talking about the actual game. Thats just my personal opinion though.

That's fair. I was just curious.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


That's actually really cute.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Senior Scarybagels posted:

I say that looks more Dieselpunk.

Especially when you consider Poison Ivy is in flapper gear.

I refuse to believe that "Dieselpunk" is an actual term actual people use. Just say "Set in the 1930s" and leave it there.

That Aquabats picture is rad, though.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Senior Scarybagels posted:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieselpunk#Dieselpunk
Dieselpunk is a thing, and includes Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow, Crimson Skies, Bioshock 1 and 2, and Iron Sky.

:catstare: But.... But I like all those things. I don't want it to become an embarrassing nerd-movement... Oh god, it already is, isn't it?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

We already have that. Hetalia fans.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

idonotlikepeas posted:

I always feel so badly for this guy.

I don't. He creeps me out with his fetishization of hospitalization/illness. It actually creeps me out more than some of the overtly sexual fetishes seen in this thread.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Haymaker_Betty posted:

So... did he eat Walter White?

And now he has cancer!

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I like how that one ladg's breast is akready as big as a regular pregnant belly, while the girl with the actual pregnant belly is just obscenely big.




And by like, I mean am completely horrified by.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Haymaker_Betty posted:

Yeah, it is super weird how well-drawn this is.

It, like a lot of things here, might just be a commission from some creeper.


....I hope?

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