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Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
I think I've only seen one Matt Classic match and he's loving outstanding.

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Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Horse Pro posted:



I didn't really notice until now, but drat, Dolph's case is nearly bent in half from how much he's been using it as a weapon.

I like that Dolph's face when he's standing in the ring and his face on the Titantron are different.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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If I knew that right now I would get a Maserati for beating Alistair Overeem I would fight him immediately.

He would kick my rear end, but goddamn I would swing for the loving fences for that car.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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It's no Winged Eagle, but I like the new WWE Title.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Gonz posted:

Later that evening, John Cena was viciously assaulted backstage by an unknown person, who rubbed all kinds of rogaine cream on his face and then kicked him in the stomach.

I was thinking he would be attacked by the Shockmaster.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Lid posted:





Soon there will be a bodyslamming of a reported 900 lbs Giant.

Well, Cain Velasquez beat the gently caress out of Bigfoot Silva, and he's probably gonna do it again.

Can we start calling Cain Velasquez fans Cainenites?

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I was never really a fan of Batista until he accused John Cena of kissing babies and hugging fat girls. Then I was all like, yep, that dude's awesome.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I think this is what you meant to say.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Gonz posted:



Rap.

A.

Doo.

Goddammit, now I like John Cena again.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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njsykora posted:

I don't even follow MMA and I want Nelson to get a title shot.

I do too because Cain Velasquez would absolutely murder Roy Nelson.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Fat Twitter Man posted:


If I wasn't lazy, I would photoshop a beard and a gut on this picture.

There is a less than zero chance of Roy Nelson knocking out Cain Velasquez.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

Jefferoo posted:


Poor Bruce, you've fallen so far...


At first I thought this was Mitt Romney and I was prepared to dislike Sheamus even more than I already do. I'm glad it's only Bruce Campbell.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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She should be holding her UFC title, too.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I don't understand what's going on with all this dick talk but can we please stop?

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I loving hate the custom side plates. I loving hate custom belts of any kind, including the smoking skull belt. The title should be bigger and more important than any one wrestler, and adding anything custom to it just diminishes the importance of the title itself, in my opinion. I just wanted to rant about this and I felt this was he best place because we are doing belt talk.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

Make Finlay more dangerous. Great idea.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Say Nothing posted:

Not really a heavy weight for someone who swings 400lb+ guys around. I suspect he was was doing a bunch of reps with it.

I was gonna say, I'm only 180 pounds and not in the best shape and even I can deadlift 300 pounds without a ton of effort. 400 to Cesaro is probably nothing.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Supreme Allah posted:

Rock twitted a pic of him as Herakles (and as Luke Hobbs for FF7)



The Rock is basically the best human being.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Gavok posted:

I think it's rather disgusting and hypocritical that John Cena made a big stink about what Del Rio did to Santa last December, only to brutalize this beloved holiday icon last Monday night.



John Cena is a hypocrite? Well, I never!

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Goddamn Finlay is so awesome.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Undisputed Champion Hulk Hogan would be the absolute best outcome of that match.

I won't like, I would be pretty goddamn excited if this happened.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I don't know if I've seen more than 60 seconds total of Bo Dallas but I loving hate him.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I still love Ronda.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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God drat Warrior is awesome. I love that crazy rear end in a top hat.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Grendels Dad posted:



Also, who are these two?

MMA legend Fedor Emelianenko, thought my many people on Sherdog.com to be the greatest fighter of all time

He's not.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Dillbag posted:

:drat: or :thejoke: I can't tell which.



Why does that guy have such a tiny hand?

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Kane is a terrifying human being.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I want to hang out with the Rock so bad.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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That's what I meant to post. Thanks for fixing it.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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If I get a terminal illness and I ask John Cena to visit me, do you guys think he'll come?

For the record I'm 28 years old.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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I would be super excited to meet John Cena and I'd be willing to bet every single one of you would be too.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Morrison looks terrible.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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sticklefifer posted:

I love how Bray Wyatt cosplay could also just be some random dude at a con without a costume at all.

I think this is part of the reason why I don't like Bray Wyatt. Dude looks like the human embodiment of a Redditor.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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How can anyone hate Vince?

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Hardy's gonna die.

Only if we're lucky.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Yuriy posted:

I can only hope Batroc the Leaper's movie career does as well as arnies



Mark Hunt has the finest fashion sense (I don't know who the other guy is)

When aliens come down and demand that we present the best among us, we will present Mark Hunt.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

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Cash Flow is seriously an awesome name.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
I always hated the Undisputed and the oval IC and the spinner belt. The current WWE belt is okay, I guess. But I agree with the person that said the winged eagle is the best. That thing just screams prestige, along with the big gold belt being classy as gently caress.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

sticklefifer posted:

I for one love that we live in an age where wrestlers who have fallen out of favor with crowds can win them back by being hilarious.

Not with me. I always have and always will hate both Hardy brothers. They both loving suck.

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Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

britishbornandbread posted:

my brain cannot comprehend this image jesus christ

I have no idea who the non-Cena person is. What's so crazy about this picture?

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