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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Meat Recital posted:

Needs more Onita.

Onita was there. But Terry Funk showed up. They're actually outside that window wrapping barbed wire around each other.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

That just sums up WWE. Struggles to get guys over when they're faces. Has to give out signs to give the impression that someone has heel heat.

Hell, Punk is still getting bigger face pops than most of the roster, yet he's still heel.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

njsykora posted:

Oh are we doing belts? Can't have a belt discussion without this one.



Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge




No-one loves anything as much as TAJIRI loves Waffle House.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

We were talking about him in Synchtube, it's really easy to forget how tall he was, just because he always hung around Nash.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gonz posted:

NFL Zubaz and satin Ribera Steakhouse jackets go together like peaches and cream.

The only thing that ties them together perfectly is a neon-coloured fanny pack and a mullet.


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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

404GoonNotFound posted:

The look of a man who suddenly regrets everything that has lead him to this point in his life.

Yeah, that's the face of an existentialist crisis that can't even be verbalized other than with a loud wailing.



Similarly, this should just inspire primal fear.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

404GoonNotFound posted:

Nah, it's cool. He's the calm n' collected one, like double o sebben.

Terry Funk did use a drat chainsaw!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Watching OSWReview, I realize Richie Steamboat already had a Wrestlemania appearance.



WM4.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It's not recent. Punk's hair, in that pic, is longer than it is now.

So sadly, D-Bry still has that beard and hair.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

rats.

I love you, Daniel Bryan, but you shaggy, and I dare, nay, implore the picture thread to prove me wrong when I say shaggy men don't become champions.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

90s Punk was the 90s-est person on Earth.

Unrelated but awesome image:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



The poster for Kobashi's retirement match. It makes it look like he's going to fight his younger self.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The GIG posted:

The only way to tell is to cut him open and count the rings inside.

Or to cut him open and count how many knees he has.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gatts posted:

Elvira owned once upon a time.

He says, as if Elvira doesn't still own :colbert:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Require More Fire posted:

HHH, Kane and Steven Seagal, my favorite wrestling trio.

I'm seeing Eddie Vedder, Kane and Seagal.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Either that's a work or gently caress I want Zack to stand on a plug.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

He's really oddly-proportioned. I'd call him gangly, then I realize I'm taller than him :confused:

Since I'm first on page, content:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Quantrill posted:

Whoa, is this Muta?

Yup. Muta always has loving amazing entrance gear :allears:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

And Rey Mysterio looks like a giant baby.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Flameingblack posted:


Without context, this picture means nothing. Just a Japanese woman. See if you can guess this is

Megumi Kudo :stare:

For those that don't know her, look at that picture and formulate how old you think she is.

She's 43.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



Heart...melting...

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

cmcxon posted:

Reddit user 'goldenglove2' posted that pic on squaredcircle claiming he took it from his spot in the crowd. VogeGandire may be the same guy?

I was just linked to it. No idea where it came from originally.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Seriously, if Punk is retiring as soon as he says, WWE would be crazy not to get him as a colour commentator.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Mar 13, 2013

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hunter doesn't look like he's checking someone out, it looks like he's trying to will Linda dead, Scanners-style.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



Something is fundamentally wrong with the way Jun Kasai thinks.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

BillyMays posted:

This match was one of the craziest matches I've seen from them and it was for the number one contender spot for the BJW title. It's quite good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLVhQ7Sb3vk

I love Kasai, because he proves that you can have psychology in a deathmatch beyond "IMMA HIT THE OTHER GUY WITH A LIGHTTUBE". For example, watch his match with MASADA from FREEDOMS Pain Limit 2012. It's a legit 4*-level match, even with MASADA no-selling all over the place.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Jun is just a pretty odd guy.



:nws::nws:

But really, I wouldn't say he has CTE. He's apparently a perfectly normal guy to talk to, he just takes ridiculous bumps and has an incredibly high pain threshold.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Mar 16, 2013

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

WeX Majors posted:

I don't even know who the gently caress that is. Stasiak?

Rob Conway. He used to be part of La Résistance.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ed Leslie really hasn't aged too badly for a HoganPal.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



Act Yasukawa is awesome and you should all be aware of her.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Going by this picture and nothing else the first thing I can tell about Act Yasukawa is that she sucks a whole lot.

I normally like you, RGL, but you're automatically quite wrong for slandering Act Yasukawa.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge



She's basically a female Shinsuke Nakamura.

Which is pretty drat cool.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Can we all at least agree that Bray Wyatt is the best gimmick in wrestling right now?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

achillesforever6 posted:

You know I love his current theme, but would not mind them playing Fantomas' cover of the Cape Fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHnillBfvy8

Nah, his current theme is just subtle and creepy enough. This is too grand and obvious.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Minoru always just looks kinda confused.

Good to see TAKA still hasn't aged at all.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I've said it before, but loving hell he needs to cut that beard off.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Gonzo McFee posted:

You also said that Piper wasn't that good of a promo. You don't get to have opinions anymore.

You're taking me out of context. I only said he wasn't as good as people make him out to be. There's a degree of rose-tinted glasses, where they forget his babbling poo poo promos and just remember hitting Snuka with the coconut.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


In his loving voice and everything.


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