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Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Oh god, Hellgate. I actually saw this sometime in the early Nineties, when all of us were in high school and still living with one parent or another.

It was one of those high school parties, where you end up taking half the group out to the local video rental place and spend half an hour going through their wretched selection. Sometimes you hit paydirt. Sometimes you just hit dirt.

One night... one night we dug so deep, we hit Hell.

Most of the party ended up wandering off to other rooms, watching some other movie, or necking, or being morose and angsty because they weren't. Two or three of us were mesmerized by Hellgate, by King Lucas's enormously fake moustache and evil chuckle, and by the tits Josie showed off at every possible juncture.

Oh, and by people and animals exploding because the blue crystal overfilled them with life energy, or something.

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