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Reality TV at its finest: Celebrity D&D. Every week, Hollywood's biggest stars* gather in the luxurious, finely-appointed Basement to roll some dice and eat some nachos. Meanwhile, their adventures are LARPed by buttery Internet Celebrities hitting each other with swords. Every season would begin a new campaign in a new system. Either Steve "Malak" Sumner or Umbilical "Hot Chick in Real Life" Lotus would DM because IT'S MY IDEA DO NOT STEAL. *whoever needs money and probably Nicolas Cage
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An add-on for firefox that automatically filters out posts made by SA users whose reg dates are less than 2 years old. Additional options include blocking any posts from the fitness log cabin from the popular threads list and blocking pet island entirely.
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Feb 28, 2013 10:37
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Some kind of sapient door-to-door sex robot. It sells itself!  Y'know, I joke but this could actually work. Just slap some tits and lipstick on a Kirby vacuum, install some of that sweetass predator drone technology and have a remote operator. You'd be limited to head and handies, but I think people would really go for it. Quiet Feet has a new favorite as of 14:01 on Feb 28, 2013 |
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Feb 28, 2013 13:55
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Some kind of sapient rear end-to-mouth sex robot. It would resemble a dildo enclosed in a spiral rubber spring. You would carefully insert it into your anus, and it would then start rotating the spring to gently snake its way through your alimentary system. The stomach would be the tricky part, and is why the robot would need to be sentient - it probably requires some kind of retractable limbs so it can get from the stomach's exit to the stomach's entrance. I think some sort of adaptation of the Big Dog technology could help it out at this stage. Once it completes its journey it will exit through the mouth, ready for recharging and reuse.
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Feb 28, 2013 14:12
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Live action Gunnerkreigg Court directed by Joss Whedon. Also microwaves with rotating plates and automatic mixers. I'm tired of having to microwave thing 3 times and stir it to make sure everything is heated evenly. 
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Feb 28, 2013 20:00
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A corner trash can that non-rich people can afford. Seriously, google "corner trash can". It's just a wedge-shaped trash can that fits nicely into the corner of a room but the cheapest ones are like 80 bucks! It is a trash receptacle, it should not cost a small fortune. I want to bring corner trash cans to every home. I want to make $15 plastic corner trash cans. Also my roommate wants to make a mini desktop sized wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. I have tried to convince her that it could never work but she won't hear it.
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Feb 28, 2013 20:37
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HoboZero posted:An app for backpackers/backcountry campers that allows you to pre-set a general rough route for a trip, overlay snapshots of your exact coordinates on a route/timeline, and automatically email an iterative trip/location log to your extremely nervous spouse at predetermined intervals without you having to touch anything. This exists, almost exactly as described. http://www.findmespot.com/en/index.php?cid=101 edit: Oh, you want an app. That's a bit harder on a modern cell phone as the GPS and data service is separate and while you may be able to pull your location, you wont be able to update anyone. Walked has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Feb 28, 2013 |
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Feb 28, 2013 20:53
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A pillow with some kind of solid core, surrounded by the usual pillow fluff. The idea is that the core keeps the pillow from ever going flat, plus it can be shaped to fit particular uses (i.e., between the knees, between the shoulder and head for side sleepers). A website that lets me set up an account with what I want to see in baseball/football/whatever games. Then it would tell me if any games that I would want to see were played that week, without actually telling me who won or what the score was.
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Feb 28, 2013 20:53
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:
Man, I would LOVE having that on a travel mug. Some of the heavier thermos type ones make it kind of hard to tell how much is left because of the weight of the cup and the space between the bottom of the mug and the beverage. Nothing worse than unexpectedly running out of coffee.
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Feb 28, 2013 21:17
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Springly posted:Bread that you don't have to cut. Woah, woah, woah, wait, do they not have sliced bread where you are? 
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Feb 28, 2013 21:25
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This gave me a great idea: A website that lists the minimum, maximum and average sentences for non-violent crimes per state (including options for first, second, etc. offenders) and cross references that with the average treatment and recuperation time for common medical procedures. Maybe even supply expert witnesses so that you can make sure your crime is just bad enough without being too bad. Got the idea from this article about a man whose only option to get a life-saving procedure was to get arrested again.
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Feb 28, 2013 21:29
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razz posted:A corner trash can that non-rich people can afford. Couldn't you just get a square or rectangular trash can and put it in the corner?
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Feb 28, 2013 21:35
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The Aphasian posted:This gave me a great idea: A website that lists the minimum, maximum and average sentences for non-violent crimes per state (including options for first, second, etc. offenders) and cross references that with the average treatment and recuperation time for common medical procedures. Maybe even supply expert witnesses so that you can make sure your crime is just bad enough without being too bad. I want to see this dream come true if only to hear the Republicans scream about it 
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Feb 28, 2013 21:47
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I'd like to be able to pay my mobile carrier 5$ to change other people's ringtones for a month. I'd set everyone's ringtone to Who Let The Dogs Out.
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Feb 28, 2013 22:13
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razz posted:A corner trash can that non-rich people can afford. Seriously, google "corner trash can". It's just a wedge-shaped trash can that fits nicely into the corner of a room but the cheapest ones are like 80 bucks! It is a trash receptacle, it should not cost a small fortune. I want to bring corner trash cans to every home. I want to make $15 plastic corner trash cans. Get a regular metal one and hammer that poo poo into a quarter circle. C'mon son.
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Feb 28, 2013 22:34
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Enos Shenk posted:Lazer Tagz Rather, just make a gun/sensor pack that syncs to your smartphone via bluetooth and feeds data to an app that stores your accuracy/kills/other data in realtime. You could make special rules for matches with your friends and join "parties", but the default would be a 24/7 free-for-all. NEVER. STOP. PLAYING.  Edit: totally already exists. pope archibald has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Feb 28, 2013 |
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Feb 28, 2013 22:38
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A machine that separates the cotton fibers from its seeds.
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Feb 28, 2013 23:08
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Gin made out of cotton. Shirts that you can drink.
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Feb 28, 2013 23:09
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Wine bottle with a second cork in the base so I can shotgun a merlot.
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Feb 28, 2013 23:21
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A real time saver for me would be an enema that comes with vodka instead of the saline solution in it.
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Feb 28, 2013 23:22
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I've always wanted to develop a skin-safe Teflon coating for scrotal application. Even at 95°F and 80% humidity, there wouldn't be any problem with your balls sticking to your legs.
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Mar 1, 2013 00:05
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Booze that also acts like an organic stain remover, so I don't ever have to wash my Drinking Shirt.
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Mar 1, 2013 01:34
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I want to operate my television with my phone. There's no universe where I would actually buy one of those things that reminds me where my remotes are (I think those exist? I know they do for keys), but I can just tell someone to call my phone. Then I can use it to turn on my TV AND change channels. Maybe Netflix or that stuff, too, who knows. Plus I could change the channel from 2000 miles away to gently caress with my roommates.
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Mar 1, 2013 02:16
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Denim newspapers.
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Mar 1, 2013 04:09
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Reusable plastic containers with locking lids that you can store left over food in.
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Mar 1, 2013 04:47
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A Google Glass facial-recognition plugin that analyzes the facial structures of people you pass and renders a retarded Die Antwoord haircut on anyone over 45 years old.
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Mar 1, 2013 05:33
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isnt that right posted:Reusable plastic containers with locking lids that you can store left over food in. It'll never catch on.
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Mar 1, 2013 05:43
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Condoms that change colors if they detect an STD. I think I stole this from Facebook. A Facebook app that replaces E Cards with links to classic literature or porn.
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Mar 1, 2013 06:02
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are you ready to have your minds blown because I have constructed the greatest business model. Basically whenever you get really hungry or you just like, need a snack, maybe a little something in particular to really hit the spot; lets say you just want a Snickers. A single Snick, no more. Is it really worth getting off your fat goony rear end to go purchase one yourself? It's just a singular Snick after all so why bother. Well what if there was a social network you could log onto where people had listed themselves as micro-couriers - individuals who live in your area will list their active zone and their going rate for simple poo poo like picking up a chocolate bar and delivering it to your door. Kids or students or whoever has the time for it are able to make a quick buck doing simple poo poo and are in complete control of how far they're willing to travel. There could probably even be potential for people to undercut pizza delivery prices and pick your pizzas up for you on a bicycle or something, idk.
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Mar 1, 2013 06:10
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Hexagonal Pizzas so I can use the corners to make each slice the same size. E-Ink protest signs no longer will millions of trees needlessly die to supply the protesters of the world with one-off protest signs. I guess a dry-erase board could work but e-ink could do animation. Cat-sized hamster tube things with smaller hamster tubes inside, exercise both the hamsters and the cats at the same time, potential for feeding the cat too. Hand crank microwave, when I want a loving hot pocket but the power is out cause I live in the sticks. organic nanites that can be injected into the lining of the large intestine that eat poop, I don't like pooping. Heated roads Shuffle has a new favorite as of 06:31 on Mar 1, 2013 |
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Mar 1, 2013 06:28
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:Condoms that change colors if they detect an STD. I think I stole this from Facebook. I had an idea for condoms that would selectively allow sperm cells through based on the presence or absence of certain genetic markers. Basically GATTACA without the messy business of doing a bunch of in-vitro fertilization and then implanting the desired embryo. You could buy different types of condoms based on what sort of child you wanted to have. "Rock Star" condoms, "Olympian" condoms, "Genius" condoms, etc.
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Mar 1, 2013 06:39
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A tiny, waterproof RC crawler vehicle that you can drive around inside your fishtank from your couch. Have a little solar panel under the UV light connected to a small underwater docking station that you could return the vehicle to so you never have to take it out of the water to recharge it; you can just drive it 'home' when you're done.
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Mar 1, 2013 06:41
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milk thug posted:are you ready to have your minds blown because I have constructed the greatest business model. Basically whenever you get really hungry or you just like, need a snack, maybe a little something in particular to really hit the spot; lets say you just want a Snickers. A single Snick, no more. Is it really worth getting off your fat goony rear end to go purchase one yourself? It's just a singular Snick after all so why bother. Well what if there was a social network you could log onto where people had listed themselves as micro-couriers - individuals who live in your area will list their active zone and their going rate for simple poo poo like picking up a chocolate bar and delivering it to your door. Kids or students or whoever has the time for it are able to make a quick buck doing simple poo poo and are in complete control of how far they're willing to travel. There could probably even be potential for people to undercut pizza delivery prices and pick your pizzas up for you on a bicycle or something, idk. We have something like this in the UK. It's poo poo.
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Mar 1, 2013 08:29
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isnt that right posted:Reusable plastic containers with locking lids that you can store left over food in. 3D Printer schematics for custom-fitted reusable plastic containers with locking lids (for left over food storage). Speaking of which, we're all familiar with the Hulk Hogan Meat Shoe:  But which goon is responsible for this poo poo? The fonts look suspiciously similar:  This abortion of an idea is convincingly real, though, judging by the website and the fact that it made #3 on Business Insider's "Top 10 Terrible Ideas Currently Being Executed".
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Mar 1, 2013 08:46
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You know how the rear window of the car has those wires running through it and you press a button and voila, rear window defrosted? Why don't they have those on the front windows of cars? Serious question. Someone get to inventing. (Or do they and I just don't know about it, this is also a possibility.)
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Mar 1, 2013 09:22
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Christoph posted:I want to operate my television with my phone. There's no universe where I would actually buy one of those things that reminds me where my remotes are (I think those exist? I know they do for keys), but I can just tell someone to call my phone. Then I can use it to turn on my TV AND change channels. Maybe Netflix or that stuff, too, who knows. I'm pretty sure I saw this phone last night but for the life of me I cannot remember where or what. There's also the Peel, a separate accessory that claims to do this. e: Here it is, the LG Q Nastyman has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Mar 1, 2013 |
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Mar 1, 2013 10:27
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A simple device that tells me if I am wearing pants or not when I leave the house for work, so I don't get fired again.
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Mar 1, 2013 10:51
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A wireless mouse with a dynamo. As you move the mouse, a roller underneath spins the dynamo and keeps the battery charged. Battery never goes flat. Like a bicycle light. Would that work?
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Mar 1, 2013 11:01
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Take the idea of ad-supported products and services seen frequently in computing related business models and bring it to tangible real life products. Free pizza with a pizza box covered in ads, for example. Can you imagine how much free pizza a place could send out in a college town? That's a lot of exposure. I could also see ad supported clothing being a thing.
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Thora posted:You know how the rear window of the car has those wires running through it and you press a button and voila, rear window defrosted? Why don't they have those on the front windows of cars? Serious question. Someone get to inventing. (Or do they and I just don't know about it, this is also a possibility.) This is already done, but Ford patented it. The wires are very fine so you cant see them unless you look really closely at the glass. It's pretty cool actually. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quickclear
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