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Perfect Ending
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To be a Popular Man   Pardon me, may I have a seat here?  –re…  Ahhh… The vigor of today’s youth. Such potential… Who are you!? Me? I am Igor. A fellow passenger of the same destination as yours. You are joining the army at your age!? Hoho, not at all. I am just a guide in this destination. Oh, of course. The tour guide… Hold on, why would the army need a tour guide? Who knows. What we will discover at the end of this journey might be grand and surprising. Huh? You are new to the camp too? Yes. It should be interesting. Oh, of course, this is the ‘new recruit’ bus after all. If you are bored of the army’s life, I can show you a few nice place around the camp when we meet again. You mean sneaking-  Hmm? Where did he go?     This is great! Thanks for showing me all these great places and teaching me all these survival skills! You welcome. They will be instrumental in guiding you toward the proper path in the future. Eh? How so? Forming social links. You will meet many people in the future, and you will become a popular person among them. I can just see it. Oh… I doubt it. Failing to become popular was the reason I am here in the first place. *Chuckle* Maybe you just did it wrong. You think so? Yes… For example, did you know that talking about lewd story when you are fishing with a girl is the most attractive thing to do? REALLY!? Yes. You should try it out when you have the chance. I doubt I will ever get a girl to like me. Silly boy. Have more confident in yourself. Someday, the bond you share with your friends will give you the strength to get through all obstacles. I will try… Yes. Friendship and love is such precious things. How about I show you how to drive a bus next time! Oh, that would be awesome! Kukuku… You will impress some ladies with that skill for sure.  These bonds will drive you to your true potential someday.    Phew… Looks like he finally gave up. I’m sorry, Kanta! It’s all my fault! That’s unfortunate. I was expecting more of him. Welcome. You have finally reaches this room.     Geez, overtime is rough. You can do it, Arata! Heh, I will do my bes- He’s off today.   Thanks for coming, sir. It’s my turn, now sharpen my Mohawk! Haha, alright, kan- Ahh… He’s not here.   Kana, let’s the new Madoka Rebellion movie this weekend! Oh! I’ve been waiting for that to come out sin- He’s not here… I guess I daydreamed again…   Choose me, Hijiri. I meant the cloth, silly. Oh…   Snooore~ Sleep, sleep, slacking off, snoore~~ Get back to work, kan- Ah… He’s off today… I guess I worked too hard lately.   We could go on a date~~ No thanks, I- Hmm… Why did I just thought of that pervert just now? He holds my hand without permission, stare at my chest, told me about the creepy thing he plays on the computer, and… Talk about his lewd story while fishing…   The street at night is really not safe at all. Don’t worry, I will protect you! Thanks, Kant- Oh… I must be really scared…   The last blind date was great! We should do it again! Yes, we should the same guys again from last time. I move the sky! Part the sea! Shake the earth! Agree~ That Kanta guy was such a party-animal. Can’t have a party without him!  Get it? Get it? Hurr hurr hurr~ … It’s alright, he will fall asleep any second now. That would be gr- …   Do you think Toiletbot: Revenge of the Broken is a good title?  It better have card battle on top of motorcycles.      Phew… Another night is over. It feels like I am missing something though. MY 3D WAIFU~~ Oh! Kanta wasn’t here tonight.   Yes, officer. My friend Kanta is following the culprit right now. Kanta? You mean Tateishi Kanta? Huh? You know him? Well… Yes.   These are the affections gathered from your popularity.   He’s out, girl. Just look at him. NO! Kanta is a strong man! He can stand back up anytime! Your hero has lost. No! he hasn’t! It’s a shame that he didn’t get some help at all. Huh? He can get help? It would be more fun if he would bend our agreement a little. Kanta don’t need help! He is the most capable man in the world!  Why? What made you trust in this man to such degree? Or was it out of desperation for your hopeless salvation? Kanta hasn’t lost!  Kanta may act like a stupid idiot sometime…  With this amount of power… You can change the world or even destroy it. He might not take things seriously, but when it comes to his friends, he always express his true self! When we are together, I understand his feeling completely! We are the same kind of people that understand each other! We do whatever the hell we like! Even defying logic! And I know he will save me! Hooo… How fascinating… So that’s your choice… … Why did you sever the power? I really appreciate the help, but… It seems… He has reached the destination all by himself. What an intriguing person.  When Kanta say he will save me, he will do it! Hah! Tell me how that dying corpse over there can sav-  Kanta! H-how could you… Oh… You seem… More confident…  Because… I am always confident. Hahaha! So you plan on continuing your hopeless battle? Ohh? Do tell. For our previous agreement? Yes. What is… Your new wager? Since our original term were my life for Tanaka’s… The only fair raise to this wager would be giving up everything I have. You mean…  All my persona property. My house, my car, all my savings in the bank, everything. And you think I want your junk? I also happen to held the creator patent for the popular multi-million dollar franchise, Toiletbot. You lyin- No. I can tell he’s telling the truth. Very well, I can accept that, but what’s your condition? Simple, have the fatty fight me with only his right hand. I can beat you with a mere finger! Is that all your ask? I was expecting more with the amount you offered. You do know he’s right-handed, yes? Removing the weaker arm will be more than adequate for me to win. Hah! Your overconfidence will be your doom. However, just in case you pull any tricks on this condition, I want his left hand on his back. We won't need cheating to beat a weakling like you. Hmph. Cutting your brute strength by half is more than manageable. Fine! I accept this new wager. Now, entertain me! Well… That’s two thing. What is it? Eh… O-of course I know that. I will beat you up with just straight punches! As for the second thing. The purple really looks terrible on you. That girl should have ditches you way earlier. BURN! I WILL CRUSH THAT MOUTH OF YOURS!     He used his left hand! Agh! No way! Since you have breached the term of our agreement. This is my win. Hah! So you did. You knew I were aiming for him to accidently use his offhand in reflex. Of course. I also knew you are actually at your limit. Raising your arm would be the last thing you can do at this point. So why did accept my ante? I get to see a batman gambit in action and I get to punish either one of you in the end. There’s nothing for me to lose! Hmph. What a scary old man. How about you work for me? A whole new world of riches, women fling to your arms, and fame will be all within your grasp.  Gahahaha, so be it! The girl is yours! You two are free to go!
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Mar 29, 2014 22:32
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So beautiful. I mean Kanta. He's dreamy.
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Mar 29, 2014 22:33
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quote:Why can't I 10 this thread this is avatar material jesus christ
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Mar 29, 2014 22:42
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Ending C is the Persona ending? Huh. Now I wonder what it was I voted for. Either way, this thread has been a blast from beginning to end.
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This is the greatest thing... All of these endings have been glorious, and I cannot wait to see how our final decision pays off. I can't wait
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W.T. Fits posted:Ending C is the Persona ending? Huh. Now I wonder what it was I voted for. 
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Basic: 4 Power: 2 Popular: 5 Not Alone: ∞  The day of joining the army…   Army evaluation…   It’s actually Kanta. Ah, my apology. It’s always hard to pronounce someone’s name for the first time. Oh, I agree… Although you do look familiar… Had I met you somewhere before? Hmm… No, you must be mistaken. Oh, alright. Let’s get to your scoring… Wow, you broke the record. Really!? At the end of the evaluation…     Are you alright? I’m fine. It’s just a splint. Here, I will carry you on my back. Aren’t you tired? You could just go back and call someone to get me. We are in this together. But… Get on!  You should depend on others more often, kid. … It’s hard. All these relationship things with other people. Did you tried? I did… But I keep failing for some reason. Then you probably are doing it wrong. What do you mean? As Confucius once said… But what do I have to change? As Confucius said, action steps. Small step and alternate action are all within possibility. For one, you could mentally limit the actions you can do. How would I do that? It’s quite easy. First imagine a close companion of your to offer you advice. Then have he or she offers you two to four choices of action that you can perform. Finally, you pick an action that make sense to you, and reality will shape your ideal into action. You meant my action would shape reality, right? Oh-Uh… Yes… So… I have to be nice to people like how I usually did… Try not to ignore their plight and you will start raking in friends.  But where do I even start making friends? You could start at places where people gathers and is close to you. For example, your workplace or a nightclub. But when I am around people, there’s like a lot of voices in my head telling me to do creepy or goony things. That’s the curse you have to overcome. This is going to be difficult... You can do it, Kanta. Just remember there’s always a friend that will reset reality to give you a second or third chance to do things right. Huh… What do you mea- Time to wake up.  Kanta! Huh!? How can you still stand up! Oh ho ho, you woke up faster than I expected. Are you going to resume your impossible struggle with your injury? Always! Ahahahaha! You better find a solution soon or you won’t last long, kiddddd! Just give up already! You can’t win! JOIN ME! AND TOGETHER WE SHALL RUUUUU-   Just give up already! You can’t win! I GIVE UP!  Just give up already! You can’t win!     Just give up already! You can’t win! I know I can’t win. Ohh? What’s your pla-? CHAAAAAAAARGEEEE!!!     Huh? What ? I am untying you now! Are we escaping!? HA! Running away? Guard the door! Don’t let them escape! Secured! You have nowhere to escape beside the jumping through the window of this three storey building! Who said anything about escaping. Ohh? Tanaka is going to help me beat this fatty. WHAAAT!? Ha! I see... B-boss! He can do that!? Why yes. The term is to defeat you, so nothing wrong with getting help. B-but that’s not fair! Are you saying you can’t handle two little midget? N-no, I just- You could get help too, if you need to. O-oh yeah! Hey, Kuro-  When did he dress like that anyway? CHANCE! After a long struggle...  I give… *Kick* Too bad you are up against someone who watched every single episode of DragonBall Z. GT suck. Hahaha! This is better than sumo! *Huff* So, we can leave now? leave? Yeah! We beat him fair and square! Hahaha, fair? W-within the agreed term. Yes, we beat the purple fatty, now le- Oh dear me, it seems my eyes had failed me. … What do you mean? I must be getting old. You were fighting the wrong person the whole time. What trickery are you pulling!? Young lady, calm down. The purple man I mention was actually…  When did he- So that one is the one? Oh yes, of course. I am certain of it this time. What if it wasn’t again? Then you can go. It’s only fair. That sound too good to be true. Ah yes, the girl got that right. YOU OLD FART! Gahahaha! No one bend my rule and get away with it! In that case. This is an all out war.You still intends to resist? Tanaka! Let me borrow your phone! Huh…? Okay... Calling back up? It better not be the cops, or the deal is off! Don’t worry. Ha! You think you can survive long enough for your friend to come? Don’t underestimate my friends. We will see about th-  Kanta, Tanaka! Agh! There’s so many people in here! Ahh! Why are you two here!? So you called the cop. How disappointing! You think a cop is going to stop me!? Akafuku, Aofuku, kiirofuku!  This isn’t good. We are outnumbered! How many of color-suit are there!? We can’t handle all of them! Reinforcement won’t arrive for another ten minutes!  We will take you all on!    RUN! We can’t win this! None of you are leaving here alive! Color suits! Fire at will!  So… How about we talk this over? Your fate is sealed when you call the cop! But I di- None of you are leaving here alive! Color suits! Fire at will! Then we will just have take down the king! Wait, Kanta! Don’t! Chaaaarge! I won’t do that if I were you! Kanta! Watch out!   To be continue 
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Behold the power of the systematic approach coupled with genre self-awareness!  There's still an out, gotta check out that "Else" branch of the Get Help fork!
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Bail out with else! Is that page number for real? 
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Apr 6, 2014 22:40
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SSNeoman posted:Is that page number for real? :psyuck: 
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Apr 6, 2014 22:46
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Well, of course we Nidoking fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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Apr 6, 2014 23:23
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all else fails try genuflect
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Edit: That first part was supposed to be a reality-warping joke. RefinedUndefined fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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RefinedUndefined posted:You seem confused, we took a taxi to rescue Tanaka. We won't be doing that though. Edit: It is also the woe of many visual novel game where players didn't know they triggered a dead flag that won't happen until many chapters later. Nyaa fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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Apr 7, 2014 01:29
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Of course I originally voted that we didn't take the taxi to get here and should be on the else path. Who trusts forum edit timestamps anyway?
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Apr 7, 2014 01:46
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It doesn't matter! We can hyper cast off and change history! Maybe we can find an asteroid somewhere...
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Where am I?  Where am I? You are within the Room of Choice that we created. You… You are the guy I met in the army. Yes. What do you mean Room of Choice and where is everyone? This will take a bit of explanation. Okay. Have you heard of a theory known as Quantum Mysticism? Hmm? Never heard of it. So I can change reality? No. You need lots of people to influence reality, not a single person. But it’s possible with one person. How? By being popular. I don’t get-Oh! Popular people gathers followers. Thus they influence reality. Nepoleon realize this, and he changed the world. But he ultimately failed. Yes. Popularity is a double-edge sword. You are a fine example of it. Me?    [IMG]http://lpix.org/1657596/sad-realization-face].png[/IMG] My… My life. But I intervened. I introduced you to this choice room so it will be easy for me to redirect you toward a better future.[IMG]http://lpix.org/1657596/sad-realization-face].png[/IMG] My future… Yes. Lots of women for you to choose from, famous inventor of Toilet-bot, and soon to be millionaire. Why did you help me? Just a generous gesture to… Waste some time on top of my main job. Your main job? To preserve humanity. … But resetting their choices? Yes. You have no idea how many times human has pushed the nuke button. Why am I here then? Aren’t you going to save me and… Tanaka? What happen to her? I’m sorry. We seem to have reached a dead end. Wh-what do you mean!? No matter what I do, you both will perish in this fight. Th-that can’t be! I do not control your mind, so all the ‘choices’ you created in this ‘Tanaka Dating Scenario’ is completely from your own design. Bu-but if we revert back a further time- You both will survive. However, Tanaka is… Special. No matter how well you do in the other instance, she didn’t fall for you. You mean... Doing all these crazy things in this ‘instance’ is the only way to get her affection? I don’t know, nor can I reach a good end with our current condition.  Come on! You stopped multiple nukes in human history before! That was workable because I have multiple people to work on. Again, a single person can’t change reality alone. You need more people to overwrite a dead end. How many! We will get them all here! Not enough. We need hundreds for this to counter the opposing side that expected you to perish.[IMG]http://lpix.org/1657596/sad-realization-face].png[/IMG] They are shaping our reality of death. Yes...[IMG]http://lpix.org/1657596/sad-realization-face].png[/IMG] … It's alright, we will just give up this ‘route’ and that’s it.[IMG]http://lpix.org/1657596/sad-realization-face].png[/IMG] Give up pursuing Tanaka?  Do not pursue Nyaa fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Apr 19, 2014 |
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Apr 19, 2014 00:56
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Don't give up on
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Apr 19, 2014 01:01
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Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! 
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Apr 19, 2014 01:11
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Don't get distracted by the what if's, should haves, and if only's. The one thing you choose yourself, that is the truth of your universe. B
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We should listen to the old man. We should accept that there are some things we just can't change. We should conform to the reality we're presented with. We should just give up. B gently caress doing what we "should" do. 
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Nyaa posted:
In easy mode at least, in hard mode he'll kick your rear end. fade5 fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Apr 19, 2014 |
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Apr 19, 2014 01:56
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As a Dynasty Warriors player, I respect his advice. But I ultimately reject it. B.
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Never gonna give her up, never gonna let her down.
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Lu Bu must be pursued down like the vermin he is
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Apr 19, 2014 02:40
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We come from a subforum that thinks that Solid Snake is a pretty cool guy, and that Gurren Lagann is the best anime ever. DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE GONNA GIVE UP TO THE LIKES OF FATE?!
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Apr 19, 2014 03:06
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Open the Steins;Gate! (Replicate the appearance of death and actual fatalities can be avoided)
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Apr 19, 2014 03:18
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B for the love of Tanaka B!!!
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Apr 19, 2014 03:29
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You know what kind of people are quitters? people who wear purple suits. Does Kanta wear a purple suit? NO! Vote vor love (B)
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I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, And I want it NOW. (That is, B.)
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B is for breaking dating sims over our collective knee. Tanaka will B ours! [Edit] I just thought of something, but since my knowledge of Japanese is pretty much nonexistent I could be far wrong. Is "Tanaka" by any chance written using the characters of "Kanta" in reverse? Maugrim fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Apr 19, 2014 |
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Apr 19, 2014 09:48
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Wow we're really just gonna give up just before the ending? B
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Maugrim posted:[Edit] I just thought of something, but since my knowledge of Japanese is pretty much nonexistent I could be far wrong. Is "Tanaka" by any chance written using the characters of "Kanta" in reverse? Not quite - "n" by itself is a completely different syllable from "na", and the kanji for "naka" would be different from the one for "kan". Possibly the same kanji for "ta", though. I'm going to have to go with B as well. If you give up the girl, what's left to live for anyway?
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Follow our destiny! Hit B!
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All is lost. Anything we could possibly do will end in failure. Attempting to change fate is useless. But...
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B. We'll never give up! Even if we can't win alone, we have our friends and allies! If the team we've assembled over the course of this LP isn't enough, we'll assemble a team of ALL THE LET'S PLAYS!
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