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Maugrim posted:I just thought of something, but since my knowledge of Japanese is pretty much nonexistent I could be far wrong. Is "Tanaka" by any chance written using the characters of "Kanta" in reverse? It’s for the best: - NEVER: ∞  Never!  I- And don’t you dare resetting me to pick the first choice! Why would you go far for this average looking girl? It’s not the outside! But the inside that matters! You would be better off with that police woman or the girl in the taxi! I will pick the one I like this time! There’s no chance you are getting to her! You both will perish soon! I will figure something else! Send me back! Please! Reconsider! I will never abandon someone who just risked her life to save me! It won’t matter once we rev- NEVER gonna give her up, NEVER gonna let her down. You DID NOT just rick roll me! NEVER gonna run around and desert Taa~naaa~kaa Fine! If you want to choose your own death. Then go ahead! NYAAA nyaaa nyaa n-nya nyaa nya~ STOP IT! YOU TWO!   Kanta… You will be fine, Tanaka. Everything will be fine! My chest … Hurt… I think… I am… Dy- Mu-murder! You won’t get away with this!    NO, YOU’RE JUST HAVING A HEARTBURN! Fool! Heartburn or not, I shot her with my gun! In self-defense, of course. I am sorry, Kanta. There’s nothing we ca- No! That’s a tranquilizer gun! Huh? But we all saw h- Dammit! I need more people! Where’s my reinforcement! Oh? Could it be that you were calling someone else? Yes! And I called- I CALLED EVERYONE! Everyone? In your phone’s list? I see you talking to someone before. It’s a voice message to everyone! We finally found you!  Kanta! We rushed here as soon as I got your message! Chief tried to stop us, but we all wanted to come! Yes. It seem this lady who is giving me a haircut also know you. Are you alright, Kanta? There’s also a dozen other girls outside that is too scared to come in. But they are all here to support you! Thanks, everyone! Tanaka was shot by a tranquilizer gun, but she is fine! Kanta, she is not shot by- That’s a relief. No one was seriously hurt. Zzz... Huh? I guess I missed th- Don’t be silly! That dart is filled with poison! Oh no! Her face is turning green! No… NOOO! … Kanta… my eyes… Can’t see anymore… No! You-I, I, just need some time to think a- Thanks... Kanta… I really… Enjoyed… Going out… With you. … Tanaka… TANAKAAAAAAAA! Ha! What a nice moment of separation! Maybe I should have you join her too. *Raise gun* Don’t ev- I won’t do that if I were you. My color suits will slaughter everyone here if you make a move. Ghh! Last chance, Kanta. Join me or join her.    She’s dead. There’s nothing more you can do for her. For my final choice in this mess up world…      I will make one final call. Farewell to your love one? I can respect that. Go ahead. What are you trying to do? More people… What? I will gather more people. That’s impossible! You need literally millions to overwrite a confirmed death with so many witnesses! And that’s assuming you can convince everyon- I will call everyone beyond this world. Wh-what!? People like you. They are watching, right? Impossible! There’s no way you can contact other beings with that phone of yours! I don’t know how a phone work. So I will believe, and believe that it’s capable of calling beyond all reality. How would you even shape something you don’t know!? As Napoleon once said: “Imagination rules the world.” Fine! But what kind of magic gadgetry can you even imagine!?  Even if that’s possible, what number would you dial? How many could you call!? I will use the calculator app in this phone to generate all possible numbers in the universe! That's impossible for a mere calculator!  Wait! If that become reality, it could unravel the structure of the universe! It could connect into the fabric of paradox space!            Music: Dekiru Begins   What’s going on! Why is there a giant Kanta rampaging the city!? I have no clue! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! This is a nightmare!  What is this!? I don’t even- Keep running! Why is it suddenly morning!? I don’t know! I don’t care! Just ruuuuuun!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   How is it? The probation will calm them down. What’s your boss’ decision. … She said she will make an exception to your cause and I am forbidden from helping you ever again. Sorry for the galactic riot that I caused. … Nah, human desire freedom. I am just needless interference. I still want to thank you for all the things you have done for me. … I want to thank you too. Hmm? For showing me the infinite potential of human.  It was fun. … Yeah. Guess you will be fine after this. Yes. I think I can handle everything by myself from now on. I wish you a prosperous future. Same here. This is good bye then. Yes. Let’s meet again in the afterlife. It’s a promise.  I give… *Kick* Too bad you are up against someone who watched every single episode of Naruto. Flashback suck. (Hmm? Why did I have a strong feeling of just letting this go?) *Huff* So, we can leave now? Umm, yes, yes. Great! Let’s go before he change his mind! Although, I am a little curious about one thing. What is it? What is this girl to you? For you to risk yourself to such extent? She is… 
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I goddamn love this LP. D. She's all of them and none of them! Schroedinger's Route!
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Apr 20, 2014 02:00
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D, clearly she is our perfect match. (A otherwise)
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Apr 20, 2014 02:01
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D, Tanaka
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Apr 20, 2014 02:01
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All women are plaything in our hands. 
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Apr 20, 2014 02:38
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Her name is Tanaka D (or A (Also yay for goons cameos)
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Apr 20, 2014 02:40
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 This is the best LP, Tanaka route is the bestI don't think you can really quantify this. So for us, she is just D) Tanaka. A works if we can't bend reality again
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Apr 20, 2014 03:19
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Just a sec. Is my iPhone distorting something so it's hard to read, or was that a different user making the last entry? Nyaa's alt? I mean, it's epic, but a mite confusing.
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nehezir posted:Just a sec. Is my iPhone distorting something so it's hard to read, or was that a different user making the last entry? Nyaa's alt?
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Apr 20, 2014 04:38
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D. Mothefuckers! D. Beginning of my Harem
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Apr 20, 2014 06:09
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B. The title to this thread can't be wrong!
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Apr 20, 2014 06:20
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Nyaa posted:I get what you mean, you were confused by the iphone display of other user's comment that I screen-caped. It will clear up when you read this on pc later. It's displaying properly now. Thanks for the clarification.
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Apr 20, 2014 07:11
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Good match D
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Apr 20, 2014 08:50
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D: She yam who she yam and that's all she yam!
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Apr 20, 2014 08:59
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B. I suspect Tanaka would be completely down with that.
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Apr 20, 2014 10:07
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Whatever D is.
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Apr 20, 2014 11:46
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This update:   My plaything.
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Apr 20, 2014 11:57
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Of course she's just Tanaka (D). I don't need a reason to help people!
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Apr 20, 2014 14:22
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D Yeah, she's Tanaka. Words alone cannot describe Kanta's radiant goddess of love.
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A,good end
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Apr 21, 2014 03:22
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D, all of the above. If that's not a valid choice, then we will break reality again to make it a valid choice. This is the greatest loving thing ever Nyaa. (Also, it's extent, not extend.)
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Apr 21, 2014 03:50
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Nyaa you are amazing. This is amazing. Great job.
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Thanks for all the support. I really appreciate the feedback and it have keep me going for so long. I am glad everyone picked the best way to end this. The forth choice won't be a thing if you didn't choose to drop-kick Tanaka.  fade5 posted:(Also, it's extent, not extend.) 
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Apr 21, 2014 23:06
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A, for maximum cheese.
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My Princess: 2 My Plaything: 4 My Coworker: 0 Let Kanta Decides from now on: 12  … How should I say it… It’s a unique bond that’s hard to put into words. Oh, I know what you mean. The bond of the otakus! Ah! That’s a good description of it. Hmph. If only I have someone dependable like you in my younger days… It would help if you stop collecting fingers. HA! NEVER! Let’s go before he wants ours. Outside of the warehouse…   Hmm?  Did you mean it when you said we share a bond? Hmm…  Yeah. Of course. … Geez, Kanta…Music: Joyful Union    A few decades later...   So grandma made grandpa dress like a princess and propose to him! Mufufufu, just as planned. Hoho. She sure got me. So... Why does grandma wants to marry grandpa anyway? Grandpa is… A good person… A good person~ Umm Hmm. I am very happy… To be with you is so wonderful… So do I. Geez, Kanta…  Special thanks to tiistai“Now I have to invite you to Comiket again next year.”  
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Congratulations everyone, but above all congratulations Nyaa! This was a hell of an LP. (Assuming it's over...)
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Nyaa, the effort you put into covering the game was terrific, and then you went and took it to an entire other level with this extra chapter. This thread has been one of my favorites since its beginning, and thank you for the collective hours of entertainment you've given.
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Apr 27, 2014 22:34
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The only sad thing for me is that I'm going to miss this thread. Thank you for all your hard work and the love you used in making it.
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Thanks everyone, there will be one more short chapter for epilogue, then everything will come into a nice end(?). Too bad we never got into another route that I will mention in the afterword. This LP could had go on for another three months! 
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Apr 27, 2014 22:46
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 Beautiful, a perfect LP.
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Apr 27, 2014 22:49
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This has been my favorite LP for ages now. Thank you for going the extra mile with all this, Nyaa.
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Apr 27, 2014 22:54
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I can't really say that it's my favorite LP of all time, that goes to the Risk Legacy LP, but I'll say that this was definitely a better ending than that one. Congrats Nyaa.
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Apr 27, 2014 23:14
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Excellent LP, and an excellent end. Good job, Nyaa!
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Incredible work. Well done, that was a unique experience.
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Epilogue   Zzz… Hgg- –Uuggh… Huh? Where am I?  Ah! There’s a big crate and a letter next to me! I wonder what's in it. *Open letter*  By the time you have read this letter, we have already shipped your worthless butt to an isolated and uninhabited island. This is to punish your uselessness in failing to defeat a foe half your size. For shame. Of course, I could have just cut off your fingers as punishment, but I still need you to work for me. So I conceived this worthy punishment as appropriate to the fate of the kidnapped maiden. You shall inhabit in this No Man's Land for the next three years, and I shall send someone to pick you up upon the time of the completion of your ‘vacation’… Provided that I remember to do that. However, in my infinite generosity, I decided to provide aid to your plight in the form of this crate next to you. From within, you shall find: - One year worth of food supplies. - Two years worth of seeds and farming equipment. - One solar powered dvd player for your entertainment. - One DVD of the classical movie Cast Away - One coconut. I hope you will succeed in your task and I could care less of whether you come back or not! Gahahahaha! Sincerely, your boss No… NOOOOOOO!Whether he survives the next three years or not, that’s another story for another Choice Your Own Adventure being LPed in another timeline. 
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Afterword This LP started in the summer of 2013. Back then, I am free for the whole summer and decided to do a really short LP that I could finish it in time before the autumn semester begin. I later realized that everything is frigging long for a Translation LP. Translating and lping both games took half a year, which is pretty fast all things considered. Unfortunately, the forum favorite minor character, Tanaka, was never a pursuable target. Both heroines who ended marrying Kanta were pretty bland and the route feels rushed for completion. The fact that only one of them is alive after a few dozen years later also leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I am thankful to the creators for making this great and humorous game, but this will not do. Ultimately, I decided to create a perfect ending for Kanta. One that involves him and his wife still being alive at their elderly age, and Tanaka is obviously chosen due to being the only character with the same/compatible personality as Kanta. This devotion manifested into another half year long creation. The route was, originally, pretty simple and only have half as much choices. However, given the long amount of time to make it, creative juice gets to flows and more ideas are added in the form of more choices. Many of them are inspired by the posts of people in the forum, and that’s most certainly true for the forth time/space choice that we have voted for. Special thanks again to tiistai for drawing many of the custom art and help trimmed down the time toward the next update. I am glad that Kanta finally gets the happy ending that he deserve and I thank everyone for voting the right way into this ending where Kanta is free from the control of the player. It’s something that happen at the last possible moment when I offer the final three choices and the majority voted for a non-existence forth choice right after the climax of Kanta breaking free from the Choice Room. Speaking of the three choices, I secretly told myself that if somehow, the majority voted to have Kanta made the terrible choice of calling Tanaka his plaything, and affirm his choice again to Tanaka outside, I would make it canon. This would result in an instant normal end and unlocks the Dark Tanaka Route, which change the perspective to Tanaka and Kanta become the target. On this route, Tanaka will take revenges on Kanta for playing with her feeling by systematically sever all relationships that Kanta have built up till this point, and ultimately turns Kanta into her plaything. It’s a fun idea, but I am happier with the current ending. Thank you all for reading this LP, and I wish you all would find your own true love someday. Nyaa fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Apr 28, 2014 |
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Goon love is the best love. Peace.
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Thank you Nyaa for providing us with this glorious LP. Farewell Kanta, it's been fun.
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