Submarine Officer 101: Too fat for SEALS, too socially awkward for Pilot

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Saga posted:

Think how much cooler the silent service would be if you could barrel roll your sub.

Air force 1, Navy 0.

Then again, think how much cooler it is than being in the Air Force

Air Force 1, Navy 37,536,982,187

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

ded posted:

Yes, it sure is cool living in the barracks as an E-5 in the Navy when E-3s in the Air Force can get money to live off base.

Still though, not in the Air Force AND you get to hang out with dreamy as gently caress Marines

Air Force 1, Navy 37,536,982,188

# ¿ Apr 26, 2013 00:17

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

WP CURES PALESTINE posted:

All Marines are dreamy, even Veins

I know way too many girls that think this. Two gave me crabs.

One of them was worth it

# ¿ Apr 26, 2013 05:19

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Kawasaki Nun posted:

~~Don't slam the loving door you useless crank nub bitch~~

Why the gently caress was there a screen door to the scullery anyway? Seems like the stupidest noise transient you could possibly add to a submarine

So, did they ever re-open that torrent for you or what? I need closure, dude

# ¿ Apr 19, 2014 16:09

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