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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




Pfft, you call that a Killdozer?

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Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

TShields posted:

Yeah, those switches must do SOMETHING.

Not quite as strange of as that, but the house I rent has this.. thing.


It ticks softly like an egg timer constantly. There's no way to stop it. The bar at the top right turns on our exterior flood lights, that's all I know. I assume it's some sort of timer for the outside lights, but I don't have the slightest clue how it's intended to function. Our landlords don't have any idea either.

Is there a hosed-up contracting/apartment thread? I'd love that. I have a switch that deactivates my upstairs neighbors' dishwasher. My roommate only has two outlets in his room; one is in the closet, the other is attached directly to the wall sconce and turns off if the light is off (and the light switch is behind the door). And the list doesn't stop there.

Thank you, friend
VVVV

Christoph has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Mar 30, 2013

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Christoph posted:

Is there a hosed-up contracting/apartment thread? I'd love that. I have a switch that deactivates my upstairs neighbors' dishwasher. My roommate only has two outlets in his room; one is in the closet, the other is attached directly to the wall sconce and turns off if the light is off (and the light switch is behind the door). And the list doesn't stop there.

Here you go:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3431884

Physical
Sep 26, 2007

by T. Finninho

DrBouvenstein posted:



Pfft, you call that a Killdozer?
That is some sort of security barrier/protective cage that doesn't move.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I just threw away that and the corresponding ketchup dispenser. Too bad. I could have sent them to you. They were still in the packaging. Christmas gift that I thought was stupid, although I think I put on enough fake amusement that the gifter had no clue. She's a nice lady. I didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bhodi posted:

Happy easter!


Oh my gosh. This card is a long standing joke for my dad and family. Because once upon a time his favorite dumb joke was:
How do you sell a duck to a deaf man?
How?
WANNA BUY A DUCK?!

So when he got that card like, fifteen years ago, he's saved it ever since. That exact card.

potidaean
Nov 23, 2005

Bonk posted:

My apartment's full of weird/stupid poo poo like this. Observe:



Recessed full length hallway mirror full of Chinese VHS and Betamax tapes. Landlord didn't even know it was there.

I was hoping for something more interesting, but it's mostly just Hong Kong cop TV shows and some home videos from the 70s.

Spooky former tenants' 70s home videos would be totally fascinating to me. There must be gold in there, have you watched all there is?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Do you even have the equipment to watch the betamax tapes? :allears:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Trig Discipline posted:

Did you never play Riven? Clearly you just haven't found the right combination of switch settings to open up the secret passageway. The secret is probably on one of those videotapes.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57572445/deadly-sinkhole-revealed-under-fla-home/

Content:

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Choco1980 posted:

So when he got that card like, fifteen years ago, he's saved it ever since. That exact card.

That is awesome :3:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Bored posted:

I just threw away that and the corresponding ketchup dispenser. Too bad. I could have sent them to you. They were still in the packaging. Christmas gift that I thought was stupid, although I think I put on enough fake amusement that the gifter had no clue. She's a nice lady. I didn't want to hurt her feelings.

You're stupid.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

What you know about math?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Still the best pic on the internet:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I like to imagine he's bellowing a loud and pure opera note, like a submersible Pavarotti

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.


From here: http://actresseswithoutteeth.net/

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Wh-why does this even exist? :psyduck:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Still the best pic on the internet:



If there was ever a picture of a glistening Hodor.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Wh-why does this even exist? :psyduck:

Its someones fetish. It always is...

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Still the best pic on the internet:




Phy posted:

I like to imagine he's bellowing a loud and pure opera note, like a submersible Pavarotti
And this. This is the absolute best.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.



The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I think I always liked this one better than the original. Also, is it just me, or does the manta lady look like actress Nicole Sullivan? Everytime I see this pic I wonder if it's her.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Choco1980 posted:

I think I always liked this one better than the original. Also, is it just me, or does the manta lady look like actress Nicole Sullivan? Everytime I see this pic I wonder if it's her.

I thought the same thing when I saw it.

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.
I got this in an email advertising a laser tag place that is open on Easter Sunday.


(click for unreasonably huge)

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

Choco1980 posted:

I think I always liked this one better than the original. Also, is it just me, or does the manta lady look like actress Nicole Sullivan? Everytime I see this pic I wonder if it's her.

I was 100% sure that it was either Maria Bamford or Jenna Marbles, but now you guys are making me think she just looks like 'best fit line of particular face shape'.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Pretty sure if you whip those out, you're not getting a blow job, so it kinda defeats the point. I like bacon but goddamn, the fad was old and played out years ago.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

DiggityDoink posted:

Pretty sure if you whip those out, you're not getting a blow job, so it kinda defeats the point. I like bacon but goddamn, the fad was old and played out years ago.

You should get the cheese and onion flavored ones. Everyone likes cheese and onion, don't they?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Still the best pic on the internet:





From here: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/greatest-picture-ever.php

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Brother Jonathan posted:

You should get the cheese and onion flavored ones. Everyone likes cheese and onion, don't they?

What? That's a flavor? I mean, I like (most) cheese, and I like onion, but I've never run across anything that's just those two combined.

DamnGlitch
Sep 2, 2004

DiggityDoink posted:

Pretty sure if you whip those out, you're not getting a blow job, so it kinda defeats the point. I like bacon but goddamn, the fad was old and played out years ago.

Believe it or not girls can have the same lovely sense of humor as idiot people on the internet. I know people this would work for :gonk:

Also you've ignored the possibility of two guys with bad senses of humor. Or truckers.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

hooah posted:

What? That's a flavor? I mean, I like (most) cheese, and I like onion, but I've never run across anything that's just those two combined.

Good heavens yes:



And you've never had a blooming onion with cheese before? They go together like pasta and tomato sauce.

Also, I was just quoting "Bottom" in my reply.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Has it really been a loving decade already?

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Has it really been a loving decade already?

I was ten when that article was published.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Dickweasel Alpha posted:

I was ten when that article was published.

My back hurts just from hating you.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

hooah posted:

What? That's a flavor? I mean, I like (most) cheese, and I like onion, but I've never run across anything that's just those two combined.

Ahem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw

TShields
Mar 30, 2007

We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

Brother Jonathan posted:

Good heavens yes:



And you've never had a blooming onion with cheese before? They go together like pasta and tomato sauce.

Also, I was just quoting "Bottom" in my reply.

Why does that Lay's bag say Walkers on it?

Fixed Expression
Nov 9, 2009

TShields posted:

Why does that Lay's bag say Walkers on it?

Because you guys won the war of independence.

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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

TShields posted:

Why does that Lay's bag say Walkers on it?

Because Gary Lineker died for our sins.

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