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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!
 
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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

FreudianSlippers posted:



However these are from a website that mistakenly identifies the 13 Icelandic santas as elves when everyone knows they're ogres. So I don't know if it has much worth as a source.

Considering that they're ignoring the fact that there has been a Saint Nick (or at least Nicholas) for several hundred years longer than Satan has been known as Old Nick, I'd say probably not.

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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.
Maybe it's just because I'm tired, I don't know, but I found this group amusing:




Now I kind of want to start a "replace people's faces with eggs" photoshop thread, but I don't know how to use photoshop so I guess you're all safe from that.

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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

Flipperwaldt posted:

The ocean: a vegetable.



Actually it's a mineral.

If it's alive and moves around on its own, it's an animal. If it's alive and doesn't move around on its own, it's a vegetable. If it's not alive, it's a mineral whether it moves around on its own or not. :eng101:

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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

Naylenas posted:

Hell, I'd rather have the 419.99 sign, just because it's hilarious that they had to do that.

The solution is to put a little box below and fill it with paper copies of the sign.

"Please don't steal our sign. Have a copy!"

Will work like a charm.

Or they could go the route this poor village in Austria did

They've started welding the signs to the posts and have set up CCTV cameras to discourage theft.

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Mike the TV posted:

The free market solution is to set up a stand there that sells the real metal signs.
One of the people in the village apparently started selling t-shirts that said "I love loving in Austria" but had to stop after the other villagers started yelling at him in the streets.

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Golden_Zucchini
May 16, 2007

Would you love if I was big as a whale, had a-
Oh wait. I still am.

Elysiume posted:

She's saying "very sel[dom] always along but I" and then a shifted "having trouble." It's spliced together and changes a bit towards the end.

It's sampling a line from a song in the movie: "I often give my self very good advice, but I very seldom follow it."

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