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Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

ayn rand hand job posted:

I think Rick Martel's comeback is going really strong and I am going to be sad that I am going to miss when he captures the TV title because I will be traveling.

But Martel is the TV champion?

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IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



ayn rand hand job posted:

I think Rick Martel's comeback is going really strong and I am going to be sad that I am going to miss when he captures the TV title because I will be traveling.

Abrasive Obelisk posted:

But Martel is the TV champion?

He'll be traveling through TIME

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Abrasive Obelisk posted:

But Martel is the TV champion?

Defends. I was sitting on the Mass pike forever :sigh:

:rip: Martel career

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
STING IS CHAMPION. HOGAN IS VANQUISHED. THE NWO IS IN CHAOS!

Tonight it is all the fallout from SUPERBRAWL VIIIIIIIII!!!!!

We will see:

Lex Luger vs Curt Hennig

DDP vs Hammer

Kaz Hayashi vs Ultimo Dragon

Raven vs Chris Benoit

Lenny Lane vs Chris Jericho for the Cruiserweight Title

VINCENT vs Rick Steiner

Yuji Nagata vs Saturn

FORMER CHAMPION Renegade vs Booker T for the TV title

Konnan vs Lizmark Jr.

Vicious and Delicious vs High Voltage

Eddy vs Disco

Brad Armstrong vs Ric Flair? (This might be Flair's last match before the incident)

Scott Hall vs Sting for the WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE (NOT THE nWo TITLE you odor losers!)

Come at 8 PM for Nitro and 7:30 PM for NECW!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro time!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I'm not going to do a big write up for Nitro tonight. We are in the middle of the build to Uncensored 98. What does this mean?

Chris Jericho is feuding with Dean Malenko.

DDP, Raven and Chris Benoit are feuding.

Scott Steiner just turned heel.

It was a good time to be alive.

7:30 PM for NECW, 8 PM for NITRO!!!!! (I will spoil that there is a delightfully goody angle involving a band tonight.)

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT! The build towards Uncensored 98 continues! Last week Raven and the Flock invaded a Stuck Mojo music video, what will happen this week? Macho Man and Sting teamed as they continue their feud with the nWo and THE GIANT returned to send a message to Big Sexy The Giant Killer (and big Depeche Mode Fan) Kevin Nash! Chris Jericho and Dean Malenko are seeing their feud heat up and Scott Steiner is evolving into Big Poppa Pump. Check it all out tonight! NECW at 7:30 and Nitro at 8!

Then following Nitro: UWF FIRST BLOOD!!!!!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight: UNCENSORED 98!!!!!!!! I have a lot of love for this pay per view.

Main Event: AGE IN A CAGE II
MACHO MAN VS HULK HOGAN!

World Title Match
Scott Hall vs Sting

US Title Match (still my favorite 3 way of all time)
Raven vs Benoit vs DDP

Cruiserweight Title Match
Dean Malenko vs Chris Jericho

TV Title Match
Eddy Guerrero vs Booker T

THE GIANT VS KEVIN NASH

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!

Plus tune in at 7:30 PM for NECW featuring a show long GIANT PHARAOH MATCH! Then at 8 PM it is UNCENSORED!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



If only there was an ad for Uncensored 98 to really sell me on the show.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
WCW Uncensored 98 starts now!

IronCladBurrito
Aug 11, 2002

Excuse me, is this where the bitches are found?



UltimoDragonQuest posted:

If only there was an ad for Uncensored 98 to really sell me on the show.

There's Fab videos. That's all one needs.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
SPRING BREAKOUT! Tonight at 8 PM it's the 1998 Spring Break Out Nitro featuring one of the coolest moments in WCW history! On top of that we've got:

Juvi vs Jericho for the cruiserweight title!
Reese vs DDP for the US title!
Chavo vs Booker T for the TV title!

GOLDBERG VS LODI

and so much more!

All of the fallout from Uncensored 98 will be on your PSP-TV screen tonight! NECW at 7:30 PM, Nitro at 8!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Find out if anyone goes into the pool next!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week was a great Nitro and there's some cool matches tonight too!

Chris Benoit challenges Booker T for the TV title!
US Champion DDP challenges Sting for the World title!
Macho Man vs Roddy Piper
RENEGADE VS GOLDBERG
Hogan and Nash vs Giant
Chris Jericho vs Lenny Lane
Eddy Guerrero vs Kaz Hayashi

AND SO MUCH MORE!

Tune in at 7:30 for NECW and 8 PM for Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro is on in a few!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is a Nitro people have been waiting for.

Sure the nWo is falling apart as Nash and Hogan implode.

Sure Raven and DDP are feuding.

Sure Benoit and Booker are wrestling for the TV title...

but on top of that Chris Jericho will give the 1,004 holds promo!

There's a lot more going on but given how any time Jericho does anything people worry they've missed it I figure that's enough.

7:30 PM for NECW, 8 PM for Nitro.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's time for what should be a great Nitro!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

There's a lot more going on but given how any time Jericho does anything people worry they've missed it I figure that's enough.

I missed it :ohdear:

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Too bad, it was a pretty good Nitro.

Raven rules.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

I missed it :ohdear:

It was over in an mmmbop.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Naitch can't get Nitro up for tonight and I don't think he'd be able to watch even if I had an alternate source so I'm going to run

THE NITROLTERNATIVE!

At 7:30 PM we'll watch NECW as usual, and then at 8: we'll watch as many episodes of Southern States Wrestling as we can handle before we go insane or want to watch a movie!

Not aware of what SSW is? Well here's some videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbUnTYS7zY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6j8POzbyc0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NllxbFa5BU

So join us at 8 PM for the NITROLTERNATIVE!!!!


http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The #Nitrolternative begins with The SSW Year End Special!!!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Barring unseen difficulties Nitro will be up tonight. Sometimes it takes forever to process in that case I will announce alternate programming. Tonight looks like a hell of a show, THE DISCIPLE gets a speaking part!

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

MassRafTer posted:

THE DISCIPLE gets a speaking part!
No! Yes?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 PM it is the go home show for Spring Stampede! What will Nitro have in store for us as we build to the BAT MATCH? Who was the driver of the mysterious red and yellow Viper that ran over Macho Man? Who knows if we'll find out! I hope the Disciple talks again! Last week there was some weird ratings glitch and supposedly Raw beat Nitro in the ratings but I bet that is a mistake.

You'll see:

Johnny Grunge vs Chavo Guerrero Jr.
Kevin Nash vs Hulk Hogan
Chris Benoit vs Glacier
Buff Bagwell vs Lex Luger
Super Calo vs Chris Jericho for the cruiserweight title!
HAMMER VS SATURN
GOLDBERG VS ROCCO ROCK
Yuji Nagata vs Curt Henning
LA PARKA VS BOOKER T FOR THE TV TITLE

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!

TUNE IN AT 7:30 for NECW, 8 PM for Nitro and stay for SSW after Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

MassRafTer posted:

Chris Benoit vs Glacier

This match should be pure poetry. How did I never see this before?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

triplexpac posted:

This match should be pure poetry. How did I never see this before?

WWE wants it covered up for some reason.

Also Nitro is on and Kevin Nash is threatening to wack off three men!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 PM:

WCW SPRING STAMPEDE 98!

Featuring

THE BAT MATCH

Hollywood Hogan and Kevin Nash vs The Giant and Roddy Piper in

A BAT MATCH

Plus

Sting vs Macho Man Randy Savage for the WCW Title

Jericho vs Acka Macky for the cruiserweight title

Booker T vs Chris Benoit for the TV title

DDP vs Raven for the US title

Psychosis vs La Parka

Ultimo vs Chavo Jr

AND SO MUCH MORE!

Afterwards we'll have the TNA Weekly from June of 2004 with the first KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH. Oatgan and I have no idea why we wanted to get to this point because the PPV is going to be awful as they all are, but... well, we're here so let's watch it after WCW! Because of this I'm going to show SSW BEFORE WCW.

So tune in at 7:30 PM for SSW, 8 PM for Nitro and around 11 for TNA. NECW will resume next week.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
That's Price Acka Macky to you

Wouldn't a baseball bat look comically small in The Giant's catcher's mitt sized hands??

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

triplexpac posted:

That's Price Acka Macky to you

Wouldn't a baseball bat look comically small in The Giant's catcher's mitt sized hands??

We'll find out in just a few minutes!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT: ALL THE FALLOUT FROM SPRING STAMPEDE AND MORE!

At Spring Stampede Randy Savage won the title from Sting, will Sting get revenge? (He won't, it's Hogan vs Savage for the title tonight)

Raven won the US title from DDP, will DDP get revenge?

NOPE BECAUSE GOLDBERG VS RAVEN IS TONIGHT PEOPLE!

GOLDBERG GOES FOR THE GOLD!!!!!!

This match rules you should watch it.

There's way more stuff on this show, WCW is starting to lose its mind as the ratings war has drawn even so tune in for all the Macho Madness!

7:30 PM for NECW, 8 PM for Nitro and SSW after Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight: Two special Nitros as we are watching Monday and TUESDAY Nitro! I am not sure why part of Nitro was pre-empted but it was so we're getting two shows this week instead.

Last week Bret Hart betrayed us all and caused Hollywood Hogan to win the World Title. Why Bret, why? Will we find out tonight?

What we will get for sure is a double dose of Goldberg! Goldberg won the US title last week and he will be on both shows! Will he be able to defend the title in the first show to give us two US title matches? We'll find out! What we know for sure is we'll get

GOLDBERG VS SCOTT FLAPJACK NORTON FOR THE US TITLE IN HOUR ONE!

We'll see Jericho vs Psicosis, Eddy Guerrero vs Booker T, Juvi vs Kidman, Saturn vs MARTY JANNETTY AND SO MUCH MORE!

Tune in at 7:30 PM for NECW (just a few left!) 8 PM for Nitro and SSW after Nitro! Also at 8 PM will be the world premiere of the new Fabulous Ones video!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
In just 15 minutes you'll be watching THE FABULOUS ONES and then TWO GOLDBERG MATCHES!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, WCW continues to go completely insane! The nWo is EXPLODING! Are there two nWos now? We still don't know why Bret Hart helped Hogan! What will happen this week?

-A CLASSIC Chris Jericho match!

-Saturn vs Hammer LOSER LEAVES THE FLOCK

-SCOTT PUTSKI VS THE KID MAN

-LEX LUGER VS KEVIN NASH

-THE NWO EXPLODES WITH BRIAN ADAMS VS KONNAN

-FIT FINLAY VS BOOKER T FOR THE TV TITLE

-NEW T-SHIRTS

So tune in for a historic Nitro! 7:30 PM for NECW, 8 PM for Nitro and then SSW and maybe a movie!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Oh poo poo no, not Brian Adams vs Konnan!!!! I thought their friendship would last the test of time :smith:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
NITRO TIME!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, WCW keeps going off the rails! DX invaded WCW so Eric Bischoff has a response not just for DX but for Vince McMahon! What will Eric say? Will we ever find out why Bret helped Hulk? Plus:

BARRY HOROWITZ VS DISCO INFERNO
GOLDBERG VS GLENN DETTON
SATURN VS JERRY FLYNN
Fit Finlay vs Rage for the TV Title
Lenny Lane vs DDP?
Sick Boy vs Glacier?
Booker T vs Chris Benoit
and Macho Man vs Hulk Hogan for the World title!

It's a night of big matches and weird jobber matches! It's a historic night when Eric Bischoff goes crazy! Tune in!

7:30 for NECW, 8 PM for Nitro and SSW after Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


My inside sources say Glenn Detton has a perfect strategy for taking out the United States Champion. The streak is ending tonight!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
NECW was amazing, Nitro will be even better! Tune in!

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
BARRY HOROWITZ VS DISCO INFERNO?

Did wrestlecrap book this episode?

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