code:

Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples 
of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of 
five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and 
five print "FizzBuzz".

public static virtual protected volatile void fizzbuzz() {
    /*TODO: implement this*/
    take_a_big_dump();
    how do i set my name :/
    Right side, bro does it show uP/
    im the one that wrote penus lol
    int num = 1;
    ggggggggggggggggggggg; //Syntax error for some reason?
    // what is all this bullshit in my fizzbuzz thing
}

print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS")
print("PENUS") pretty sure you're writing this wrong. yeah it should be printf



while True:
    print("poops")

const bool is_dumb = true; // Never change this
// WHAT THE gently caress GUYS
// nvm


PYTHON:
[not i%15and"fizzbuzz" or not i%5and"buzz" or not i%3and"fizz" or i for i in range(1,100)] 

# Why doesn't this work????
int x = $GET("size");
let foo = malloc(x);
if (sizeof(foo) > INT_MAX)
    raise Error("you exceeded INT_MAX!!! dumbass") /*burn*/
    
/*TODO: work in a "Util" into this class title somehow*/    
JAVA:
class FizzBuzzFactoryFactoryManagerGeneratorHelper {
};

# The best script
while True:
    print random.choose(["Millions", "Hundreds", "Thousands"]) + \
          " of "+random.choose(["hard", "throbbing", "glistening"]) + \
          " " + random.choose(["cocks", "boners", "dicks", "pricks"]) + \
          " slapping you gently in the "+random.choose(["mouth", "face", "lips", "rear end"]) + "."

# The bester script

while True:
    print "{0} of {1} {2} slapping you gently in the {3}".format(
        random.choice(["Millions", "Hundreds", "Thousands"]), 
        random.choice(["hard", "throbbing", "glistening"]),
        random.choice(["cocks", "boners", "dicks", "pricks"]), 
        random.choice(["mouth", "face", "lips", "rear end"]))
    
/* needs a generic PenisFactoryFactory */

class PenisFactoryFactory:
    def __init__(self):
        self.dongfact = PenisFactory()
    def ReturnDongs(self):
        return self.dongfact